FlintRiverFowler wrote:Here's mine from Saxby Chambliss
If that isn't the name of a Southern politician, I don't know what is.
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Here's mine from Saxby Chambliss
Goldfish wrote:Is there any representative that didn't have a file letter that talks about sandy hook when you never said a word about it?
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senator retard wrote:Thank you for contacting me about the tragic and senseless violence in Newtown, Connecticut. I appreciate you sharing your thoughts and concerns with me.
assateague wrote:Tomkat wrote:AT, will you get that first pintail mounted?
I'll more than likely just mount it right there in the field.
NuffDaddy wrote:We're screwed. I haven't seen a response to a single letter yet that doesn't mention something about increased gun regulations.
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AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
assateague wrote:I despise all politicians, whether they agree with me or not. Just reading these letters makes me want to puke, including the one I got, and he actually sees eye to eye with me.
Here's what my form letter would consist of:
Dear Mr. Constituent:
You have nothing to worry about from me. I despise everything that the current administration is doing concerning firearms (among other things). As you and I both know, neither statistics nor common sense dictate that their proposed plan would work even one little bit. What it will do is make certain people feel good, other people feel bad, and criminalize a large portion of those exercising their constitutional right.
I am introducing legislation calling for public funding to provide every law abiding citizen with an assault weapon for their home, to use as they see fit. We are adults. If laws are broken, they should be harshly and swiftly punished. Until that time, citizens should be afforded the most basic rights guaranteed to us under the Constitution. If we can afford to pay people to sit at home, day after day, year after year, and do nothing, we can certainly afford to provide each citizen with a weapon. It would cost less than one monthly support check which we "willingly" provide to these leeches on our society. I will need your support for this, and in this manner, we can take back our communities from the criminals. Nobody should be forced to cower under their desk and hope not to be the next one shot, when it can be completely avoided by facing reality.
Thank you, and rest easy that I will always speak my mind and tell you what I think, rather than what I think you want to hear.
Sincerely,
Senator Assateague
If it is a letter supporting gun control, it will read exactly the same, except it will open with "you have everything to worry about with me".
assateague wrote:No, at least with my plan you get a free gun for some of your tax dollars. Better than Leroy getting another 6 bushels of steamed crabs.
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