gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:So a game warden met us at the trucks as we paddled back. As Sam and I pulled onto shore I said "uh oh was opening day next Saturday?!" he didn't even crack a smile. He asked us how we did then said he'll need to just check our birds, license and stamps, at which point I hollared over to my buddy "Hey Casey, you got that goose?" (Goose season isn't open yet). Mr Green Jeans had no sense of humor bout that either. Do fish cops get lobotomies at fish school??
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Redbeard wrote:So a game warden met us at the trucks as we paddled back. As Sam and I pulled onto shore I said "uh oh was opening day next Saturday?!" he didn't even crack a smile. He asked us how we did then said he'll need to just check our birds, license and stamps, at which point I hollared over to my buddy "Hey Casey, you got that goose?" (Goose season isn't open yet). Mr Green Jeans had no sense of humor bout that either. Do fish cops get lobotomies at fish school??
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
I'd rather be a wise ass. He really didn't impede us much. Wasn't much of a talker. Just wanted to see our stuff and split3legged_lab wrote:Redbeard wrote:So a game warden met us at the trucks as we paddled back. As Sam and I pulled onto shore I said "uh oh was opening day next Saturday?!" he didn't even crack a smile. He asked us how we did then said he'll need to just check our birds, license and stamps, at which point I hollared over to my buddy "Hey Casey, you got that goose?" (Goose season isn't open yet). Mr Green Jeans had no sense of humor bout that either. Do fish cops get lobotomies at fish school??
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Next time you see him talk his ear off. Ask lots of stupid question, just act like his buddy. Everytime he goes to leave - keep talking. He won't want to check you anymore.
There is a slight chance it could back fire though, if he's lonely.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:I'd rather be a wise ass. He really didn't impede us much. Wasn't much of a talker. Just wanted to see our stuff and split3legged_lab wrote:Redbeard wrote:So a game warden met us at the trucks as we paddled back. As Sam and I pulled onto shore I said "uh oh was opening day next Saturday?!" he didn't even crack a smile. He asked us how we did then said he'll need to just check our birds, license and stamps, at which point I hollared over to my buddy "Hey Casey, you got that goose?" (Goose season isn't open yet). Mr Green Jeans had no sense of humor bout that either. Do fish cops get lobotomies at fish school??
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Next time you see him talk his ear off. Ask lots of stupid question, just act like his buddy. Everytime he goes to leave - keep talking. He won't want to check you anymore.
There is a slight chance it could back fire though, if he's lonely.
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gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
think four guys yesterday shot four limits. I'm gonna let it rest for a week or twoTiler_J wrote:Great job Aaron! I guess that pond does get some ducks.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Redbeard wrote:I'm such a dumbass. I musta looked at the wrong date in the tide book. Thought low tide was 0540. Turns out it was 0740. Got there at 6. Put out blocks and by 7 I realized I was wrong on the tide. Decoys were sitting in mud.
Took the boys down the slough about 300 yards to a curve where the deep channel runs close to the levee to do alittle pass shooting. Dropped a teal and a mallard before the fog lifted and I realized we were sitting 100 from another group of hunters. So we decided to head back to the truck and go grab a quick breakfast and wait for the tide to come back up. So here I sit, eating a country skillet.
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Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
assateague wrote:So, you're "that guy", huh.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
The Duck Hammer wrote:Redbeard wrote:I'm such a dumbass. I musta looked at the wrong date in the tide book. Thought low tide was 0540. Turns out it was 0740. Got there at 6. Put out blocks and by 7 I realized I was wrong on the tide. Decoys were sitting in mud.
Took the boys down the slough about 300 yards to a curve where the deep channel runs close to the levee to do alittle pass shooting. Dropped a teal and a mallard before the fog lifted and I realized we were sitting 100 from another group of hunters. So we decided to head back to the truck and go grab a quick breakfast and wait for the tide to come back up. So here I sit, eating a country skillet.
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What's going on here Red? Did you just randomly post this mornings update?
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Redbeard wrote:I'm such a dumbass. I musta looked at the wrong date in the tide book. Thought low tide was 0540. Turns out it was 0740. Got there at 6. Put out blocks and by 7 I realized I was wrong on the tide. Decoys were sitting in mud.
Took the boys down the slough about 300 yards to a curve where the deep channel runs close to the levee to do alittle pass shooting. Dropped a teal and a mallard before the fog lifted and I realized we were sitting 100 from another group of hunters. So we decided to head back to the truck and go grab a quick breakfast and wait for the tide to come back up. So here I sit, eating a country skillet.
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What's going on here Red? Did you just randomly post this mornings update?
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He has the traveller
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
The Duck Hammer wrote:3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Redbeard wrote:I'm such a dumbass. I musta looked at the wrong date in the tide book. Thought low tide was 0540. Turns out it was 0740. Got there at 6. Put out blocks and by 7 I realized I was wrong on the tide. Decoys were sitting in mud.
Took the boys down the slough about 300 yards to a curve where the deep channel runs close to the levee to do alittle pass shooting. Dropped a teal and a mallard before the fog lifted and I realized we were sitting 100 from another group of hunters. So we decided to head back to the truck and go grab a quick breakfast and wait for the tide to come back up. So here I sit, eating a country skillet.
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What's going on here Red? Did you just randomly post this mornings update?
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He has the traveller
I meant the timing Three Leggs. Assa got it.
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Redbeard wrote:I'm such a dumbass. I musta looked at the wrong date in the tide book. Thought low tide was 0540. Turns out it was 0740. Got there at 6. Put out blocks and by 7 I realized I was wrong on the tide. Decoys were sitting in mud.
Took the boys down the slough about 300 yards to a curve where the deep channel runs close to the levee to do alittle pass shooting. Dropped a teal and a mallard before the fog lifted and I realized we were sitting 100 from another group of hunters. So we decided to head back to the truck and go grab a quick breakfast and wait for the tide to come back up. So here I sit, eating a country skillet.
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What's going on here Red? Did you just randomly post this mornings update?
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He has the traveller
I meant the timing Three Leggs. Assa got it.
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Well clearly I didn't.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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