TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:10 pm

Most of the time, yes.
It's just easier that way.
No idea why.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:05 pm

I'd change my digits
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:17 pm

Olly wrote:I'd change my digits
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:50 pm

Olly wrote:I'd change my digits
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.


Talking like Yoda
Does not haiku make mmm-hmmm
(Reads like Yoda, huh?)
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Olly » Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:04 pm

5
7
5
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:07 pm

Olly wrote:5
7
5


50/50 u r wrong.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:22 am

Not a Haiku, but rather catchy

Snow makes whiteness where it falls,

The bushes look like popcorn balls,

And everywhere I use to play,

Looks like somewhere else today!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:33 am

Drink at nite, drink!
Early in the day ducks fly
My M2 makes em die
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:05 pm

Feline Tom can't count
So he breaks the fucking rules.
Then blames someone else.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:56 pm

TK doesn't care.
He just doesn't give a shit.
That's the way it is.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:26 am

If it flys it dies

Quack quack bang, dead duck

Repeat the sequence.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:10 am

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:54 pm

Bump
Reinstate TomKat

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:01 pm

I just want to dump that milk all over her and ...
Haiku the hell outa dat.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby bill herian » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:14 pm

I'd pee in her butt
I'd really pee in her butt
I'd pee in her butt
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tiler_J » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:21 pm

For the one word thread-
F U C K Y O U
SUCK IT YOU BITCHES!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:30 pm

bill herian wrote:I'd pee in her butt
I'd really pee in her butt
I'd pee in her butt

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:39 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Bump


WTF Reb.......I thought this frigging thread had finally died. :lol: :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:03 pm

Not gonna happen.
Haikus are so damn easy.
Unless you're TK.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:46 am

assateague wrote:Not gonna happen.
Haikus are so damn easy.
Unless you're TK.


Silly Jim is high,
Haikus are made to be broken
Its how I roll.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:19 am

Maryland! Oh Maryland!
Why do you tax my rainfall runoff?
Soon the revolution will come.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:02 pm

Big ole yawn HO HUM
Gourmet coffee thread was dumb
Time to drink some rum
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:10 pm

Acorn in a tent,
A large pile of ducks,
Game warden is a dick.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:01 pm

Spam sucks ass,
The old site has turned gay
I am banned for 7 days

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:14 pm

Finally tomkat
Is back! how about the pearl
as doomed as ever
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:14 pm

Have not looked at this shitty thread since 9/21/13...
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:16 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have not looked at this shitty thread since 9/21/13...

not a bad thread, one of tk's actual accomplishments
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:17 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have not looked at this shitty thread since 9/21/13...

not a bad thread, one of tk's actual accomplishments

I hate it.
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