Most of the time, yes.
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TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by assateague » Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:10 pm
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:05 pm
I'd change my digits
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by capt1972 » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:17 pm
Olly wrote:I'd change my digits
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by assateague » Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:50 pm
Olly wrote:I'd change my digits
If my number TomKat had
Ain't no time for that.
Talking like Yoda
Does not haiku make mmm-hmmm
(Reads like Yoda, huh?)
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Olly » Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:04 pm
5
7
5
7
5
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:07 pm
Olly wrote:5
7
5
50/50 u r wrong.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:22 am
Not a Haiku, but rather catchy
Snow makes whiteness where it falls,
The bushes look like popcorn balls,
And everywhere I use to play,
Looks like somewhere else today!
Snow makes whiteness where it falls,
The bushes look like popcorn balls,
And everywhere I use to play,
Looks like somewhere else today!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:33 am
Drink at nite, drink!
Early in the day ducks fly
My M2 makes em die
Early in the day ducks fly
My M2 makes em die
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by aunt betty » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:05 pm
Feline Tom can't count
So he breaks the fucking rules.
Then blames someone else.
So he breaks the fucking rules.
Then blames someone else.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by assateague » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:56 pm
TK doesn't care.
He just doesn't give a shit.
That's the way it is.
He just doesn't give a shit.
That's the way it is.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:26 am
If it flys it dies
Quack quack bang, dead duck
Repeat the sequence.
Quack quack bang, dead duck
Repeat the sequence.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by capt1972 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:10 am
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by The Duck Hammer » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:41 am
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by rebelp74 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:54 pm
Bump
Reinstate TomKat
4-20MJ
4-20MJ
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by aunt betty » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:01 pm
I just want to dump that milk all over her and ...
Haiku the hell outa dat.
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Haiku the hell outa dat.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by bill herian » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:14 pm
I'd pee in her butt
I'd really pee in her butt
I'd pee in her butt
I'd really pee in her butt
I'd pee in her butt
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tiler_J » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:21 pm
For the one word thread-
F U C K Y O U
SUCK IT YOU BITCHES!
F U C K Y O U
SUCK IT YOU BITCHES!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by 3legged_lab » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:30 pm
bill herian wrote:I'd pee in her butt
I'd really pee in her butt
I'd pee in her butt
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by waterfowlman » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:39 pm
rebelp74 wrote:Bump
WTF Reb.......I thought this frigging thread had finally died.
"Duty - Honor - Country".
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by assateague » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:03 pm
Not gonna happen.
Haikus are so damn easy.
Unless you're TK.
Haikus are so damn easy.
Unless you're TK.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:46 am
assateague wrote:Not gonna happen.
Haikus are so damn easy.
Unless you're TK.
Silly Jim is high,
Haikus are made to be broken
Its how I roll.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:19 am
Maryland! Oh Maryland!
Why do you tax my rainfall runoff?
Soon the revolution will come.
Why do you tax my rainfall runoff?
Soon the revolution will come.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by aunt betty » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:02 pm
Big ole yawn HO HUM
Gourmet coffee thread was dumb
Time to drink some rum
Gourmet coffee thread was dumb
Time to drink some rum
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:10 pm
Acorn in a tent,
A large pile of ducks,
Game warden is a dick.
A large pile of ducks,
Game warden is a dick.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Tomkat » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:01 pm
Spam sucks ass,
The old site has turned gay
I am banned for 7 days
The old site has turned gay
I am banned for 7 days
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Mornin Beef » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:14 pm
Finally tomkat
Is back! how about the pearl
as doomed as ever
Is back! how about the pearl
as doomed as ever
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by FlintRiverFowler » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:14 pm
Have not looked at this shitty thread since 9/21/13...
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by Mornin Beef » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:16 pm
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have not looked at this shitty thread since 9/21/13...
not a bad thread, one of tk's actual accomplishments
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters
by FlintRiverFowler » Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:17 pm
Mornin Beef wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Have not looked at this shitty thread since 9/21/13...
not a bad thread, one of tk's actual accomplishments
I hate it.
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