Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.
Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?
Mornin Beef wrote:Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?
Good question. It does all seem very infantile.
The Duck Hammer wrote:MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.
way to go and make me feel like a jerk. But this is very true.
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?
assateague wrote:Got that right. Why not just piss in your lap? No big deal. And if I get in a wreck, and have to get out quick, the last thing I want is to get some damn pecker leash hung up on the steering column.
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
rozzo842 wrote:Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
rozzo842 wrote:Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
assateague wrote:rozzo842 wrote:Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?
assateague wrote:rozzo842 wrote:Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?
Olly wrote:Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.
870shooter wrote:Olly wrote:Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.
There already is a waiver. It is spelled out on the back of the ticket and by entering the event you accept the terms on the back of the ticket. It more or less says the venue is not responsible for accidents and you enter at your own risk. I'm sure there is a lawyer around who could tell you how it is or is not binding or how he could beat it or make it stick depending on who he is representing.
rozzo842 wrote:Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
jehler wrote:rozzo842 wrote:Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
Nope, you actually have to pay someone else to have a hose in your piss hole
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