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Crash at Daytona

Postby capt1972 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:43 pm

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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Fowlplay » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:47 pm

Crashes are the only semi- cool thing about NASCAR. The rest is ghey
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:51 pm

Damn that didnt look good.

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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:53 pm

Its only cool for the driver
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:55 pm

Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:57 pm

The tire flying through the air and the engine stuck in the steel netting is pretty intense.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:57 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

no one died or was seriously injured so I think it was cool.


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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:58 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

way to go and make me feel like a jerk. But this is very true.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:00 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

I bet Mud fell out of his chair and spilled his drink in his hair.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Fowlplay » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:10 pm

Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:14 pm

Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?

Good question. It does all seem very infantile.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Fowlplay » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:16 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?

Good question. It does all seem very infantile.

I've heard they do a few times but never knew if it held any weight. Any care to confirm? Since we have so many diehards in here
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:25 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

way to go and make me feel like a jerk. But this is very true.

Didn't mean that at all Duck. Just sayin. After working on a open wheel pit crew, you get to see your asshole slam shut when your car is tumbling down the track. Our car climbed a 15 foot fence once. Driver twisted a knee, car was scrap. People make fun of car racing, and I'll be honest with you it is tough. Those guys are a lot tougher and ballsier than anybody I ever met. Except for me and I ain't skeered of nuthin :thumbsup:
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby rozzo842 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:53 am

Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?



I have a friend that does a 6-8hr desert race, they wear catheters. I'm sure its not much different.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:55 am

I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:33 pm

Got that right. Why not just piss in your lap? No big deal. And if I get in a wreck, and have to get out quick, the last thing I want is to get some damn pecker leash hung up on the steering column.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:45 pm

assateague wrote:Got that right. Why not just piss in your lap? No big deal. And if I get in a wreck, and have to get out quick, the last thing I want is to get some damn pecker leash hung up on the steering column.

Ha Ha!!!! He said "Pecker Leash" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby rozzo842 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:02 pm

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:17 pm

rozzo842 wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

I heard the ones they use in race cars just get the hose run out through a hole in the floor.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:19 pm

rozzo842 wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.



Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby AKPirate » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:22 pm

assateague wrote:
rozzo842 wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.



Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?

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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:22 pm

assateague wrote:
rozzo842 wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.



Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?

start the bidding at 57cents. how much will it take, rozzo
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby rozzo842 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:59 pm

If the price is right I'd do it.

.57c isn't gonna do it
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Olly » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:07 pm

Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby 870shooter » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:09 pm

Olly wrote:Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.


There already is a waiver. It is spelled out on the back of the ticket and by entering the event you accept the terms on the back of the ticket. It more or less says the venue is not responsible for accidents and you enter at your own risk. I'm sure there is a lawyer around who could tell you how it is or is not binding or how he could beat it or make it stick depending on who he is representing.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:19 pm

870shooter wrote:
Olly wrote:Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.


There already is a waiver. It is spelled out on the back of the ticket and by entering the event you accept the terms on the back of the ticket. It more or less says the venue is not responsible for accidents and you enter at your own risk. I'm sure there is a lawyer around who could tell you how it is or is not binding or how he could beat it or make it stick depending on who he is representing.

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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby jehler » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:38 pm

rozzo842 wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Nope, you actually have to pay someone else to have a hose in your piss hole
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:42 pm

jehler wrote:
rozzo842 wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours



I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Nope, you actually have to pay someone else to have a hose in your piss hole

I had a choice one time after a back surgery, let a dude nurse do it or do it myself. I shoved that hose up my piss hole. It hurt like a mother fucker, but no dude is touching my junk.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:43 pm

Again, the money thing comes into play. I could probably buy a lot of therapy for $1,000,000.
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Re: Crash at Daytona

Postby assateague » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:44 pm

And I thought I was tough for checking myself out of the hospital 4 hours after an emergency appendectomy, so I could drive to McDonalds then go home.

You have just topped that story in grand fashion.
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