Martha Stewart
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Martha Stewart
by aunt betty » Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:04 am
She is looking for a date on match.com. I sincerely hope she gets matched up with an ex-con like herself.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Martha Stewart
by Olly » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:47 am
Now's your chance
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: Martha Stewart
by NuffDaddy » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:51 am
Olly wrote:Now's your chance
:lol:Does she still have money?
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Re: Martha Stewart
by Olly » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:53 am
More than you.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.” ― Samuel Adams
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Re: Martha Stewart
by MuddyWaterWarlock » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:07 pm
I'd do her.
Spoken to MuddyWaterWarlock
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Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
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aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
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Re: Martha Stewart
by aunt betty » Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:30 pm
Get on match.com.
Tell her you are a strong outdoorsy (smelling) type of man that is looking for a good cook that can clean and sew.
Might add that your name is Bubba and you spent 3-6 in Joliet. Tell her you know how to handle a female inmate and make him /her feel like a (Prison QUEEN) woman.
Tell her you are a strong outdoorsy (smelling) type of man that is looking for a good cook that can clean and sew.
Might add that your name is Bubba and you spent 3-6 in Joliet. Tell her you know how to handle a female inmate and make him /her feel like a (Prison QUEEN) woman.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Martha Stewart
by Mornin Beef » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:41 pm
I wonder what the inside of her jail cell looked like. Probably really nice.
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Re: Martha Stewart
by jehler » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:11 pm
I'd toss her salad and make her m head dutchess
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
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Re: Martha Stewart
by Mornin Beef » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:37 pm
jehler wrote:I'd toss her salad and make her m head dutchess
X2. I love her. She made a cameo on that NPR car show with the two brothers. She sounded so sweet.
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Re: Martha Stewart
by aunt betty » Wed May 01, 2013 7:25 am
If you really want to date Martha...tune in to the Today Show. She'll be on-line shopping for a MAN this morning. You might score...never know.
You have to be aware that the lady profits off of everything she does. PLAN on getting butt-raped AND paying for it. It'll be fun.
You have to be aware that the lady profits off of everything she does. PLAN on getting butt-raped AND paying for it. It'll be fun.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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