fact of the day

[3legged_lab]

I'm all for jehler's idea (I think it was his) that everyone gets two free murders in their lifetime. Folks would be far more decent because they wouldn't know who still has their tags left.

yep, that was me, I had forgotten that one, need to write this shit down for when I'm president

"Calm down officer, I've already tagged him. See, right there."

[bill herian]

Don't tell us that the entry to his "fort" is via gerbil tube.

Don't give him any ideas, I leave the trap door open on his cage at night.

[3legged_lab]

So he's more of a free range mouse then?

[capt1972]

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"

your fact of the day

[Goldfish]

Bitches be crazy!!!

All women at crazy, you just have to find the level of crazy you can live with.

sent from a phancy fone

[capt1972]

“Fuck” is said 186 times in the movie Superbad, or on average 1.6 times every minute.

your fact of the day.



nice going Red

[Botiz630]

There is a new movie coming out and the premises is that for one night a year all crime is legal. For the rest if the year crime is almost doesn't exist.

Sent from my phone.

The Purge.

[flight control]

Fact: Rain is sexually atracted to fishing trips.

[NuffDaddy]

Fact: Rain is sexually atracted to fishing trips.

:lol:
That couldn't be more accurate.

[Bootlipkiller]

Rain and duck season around here are as sexually compatible as Assa and Hillary Clinton.

[Goldfish]

Rain and duck season around here are as sexually compatible as Assa and Hillary Clinton.

so you get a lot of rain during duck season, lol

sent from a phancy fone

[The Duck Hammer]

[capt1972]

I am tired as shit tonight. F.A.C.T!!

[3legged_lab]

The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye

[The Duck Hammer]

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

there is bad pussy.

google blue waffles pictures.

[3legged_lab]

there is bad pussy.

google blue waffles pictures.

Blue waffles is just a kid with shitty spelling.


Haha

[(MT)Montanafowler]

there is bad pussy.

google blue waffles pictures.

Blue waffles is just a kid with shitty spelling.


Haha

keep telling yourself that!

[The Duck Hammer]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

[rebelp74]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

[The Duck Hammer]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

[rebelp74]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

pffftt!

[3legged_lab]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

Ranchers raise more beef every day and farmers add more vegetation. Its always gettin bigger and heavier.

[jehler]

Actually dust is leaving earth and entering space at an ever increasing rate since the invention of the bow mag, the intense power of the explosions is to blame

[rebelp74]

Bwwwwwaaaaaahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha!

[aunt betty]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

Tons of space dust, and not a straw in sight.

[aunt betty]

You guys are thinkin' too much. Try and figure out how to kill more ducks this upcoming season.
Arguing about the earth gaining or losing 'weight' is fun but not real productive.
How many decoys is the perfect number?

[Redbeard]

Fact: Betty your posts are more out there than space dust

[The Duck Hammer]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

Ranchers raise more beef every day and farmers add more vegetation. Its always gettin bigger and heavier.

Negative. Matter just changed state. Everything stays constant except when matter comes in from an outside source.

[3legged_lab]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

Ranchers raise more beef every day and farmers add more vegetation. Its always gettin bigger and heavier.

Negative. Matter just changed state. Everything stays constant except when matter comes in from an outside source.

Nope, not buying it. Does one cow have to die for another to be born? Are there more people on the planet than there was 500 years ago?