The moving sucks thread

[assateague]

[Redbeard]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

shit man people like you will drive me out of a job

[assateague]

With all the illegal and borderline illegal weaponry in there, it's just not very prudent to speed.

[Goldfish]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

I heard ya the first time, sheesh

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[Tomkat]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

I am the asshole going the actual speed limit in the right lane everyone wants to run over in Kansas.

I hate, I mean freaking HATE paying for tickets. Its been many many years since I got one. I do my damndest not to speed. The crazy fuckheads that live with me in NE Kansas don't mind, becauise there is zero traffic enforcement to give them any reason to worry. But I digress....

Today I was out in the middle of now where. I was driving my old truck, and someone with a new camero behind me wanted to pass. I came to an odd triangular intersection that fed into a state hwy (92 and Welman Jarbo) and so I did the cool thing and waved the guy behind me to go around. About that time, some bitch coming the other way went right, which was off the state hwy with no blinker, and no reduction in speed. The camaro driver has just started to pull out, saw the other car, and got back behind me. The offending mororist acted all put out she nearly had a head on because we couldn't read her mind and know she was going to exit at 60 MPH.

My wife bitched at me....Why? Because she preaches YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CORRECT TRAFFIC ORDER AT INTERSECTIONS!!! When someone waves some one else out of order, thats when bad shit happens. I hate to admit when she is right....BUT she is right.

[jarbo03]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

My last was in high school

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[jehler]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

I am the asshole going the actual speed limit in the right lane everyone wants to run over in Kansas.

I hate, I mean freaking HATE paying for tickets. Its been many many years since I got one. I do my damndest not to speed. The crazy fuckheads that live with me in NE Kansas don't mind, becauise there is zero traffic enforcement to give them any reason to worry. But I digress....

Today I was out in the middle of now where. I was driving my old truck, and someone with a new camero behind me wanted to pass. I came to an odd triangular intersection that fed into a state hwy (92 and Welman Jarbo) and so I did the cool thing and waved the guy behind me to go around. About that time, some bitch coming the other way went right, which was off the state hwy with no blinker, and no reduction in speed. The camaro driver has just started to pull out, saw the other car, and got back behind me. The offending mororist acted all put out she nearly had a head on because we couldn't read her mind and know she was going to exit at 60 MPH.

My wife bitched at me....Why? Because she preaches YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CORRECT TRAFFIC ORDER AT INTERSECTIONS!!! When someone waves some one else out of order, thats when bad shit happens. I hate to admit when she is right....BUT she is right.

cliff notes: TK drives like a woman

[jarbo03]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

I am the asshole going the actual speed limit in the right lane everyone wants to run over in Kansas.

I hate, I mean freaking HATE paying for tickets. Its been many many years since I got one. I do my damndest not to speed. The crazy fuckheads that live with me in NE Kansas don't mind, becauise there is zero traffic enforcement to give them any reason to worry. But I digress....

Today I was out in the middle of now where. I was driving my old truck, and someone with a new camero behind me wanted to pass. I came to an odd triangular intersection that fed into a state hwy (92 and Welman Jarbo) and so I did the cool thing and waved the guy behind me to go around. About that time, some bitch coming the other way went right, which was off the state hwy with no blinker, and no reduction in speed. The camaro driver has just started to pull out, saw the other car, and got back behind me. The offending mororist acted all put out she nearly had a head on because we couldn't read her mind and know she was going to exit at 60 MPH.

My wife bitched at me....Why? Because she preaches YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CORRECT TRAFFIC ORDER AT INTERSECTIONS!!! When someone waves some one else out of order, thats when bad shit happens. I hate to admit when she is right....BUT she is right.

cliff notes: TK drives like a woman

How did my pond on the NE corner look?

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[Tomkat]

No Jehler. An old man. One with a pristine driving record and very low insurance.

When do I get my autographed caveman picture? I want to put it next to my picture of Harley Race.


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[Tomkat]

I don't speed. If I ever get a ticket, it'll most likely be for going too slow. I'm just not in that much of a hurry to get anywhere, I guess. My one and only speeding ticket was in 1985.

I am the asshole going the actual speed limit in the right lane everyone wants to run over in Kansas.

I hate, I mean freaking HATE paying for tickets. Its been many many years since I got one. I do my damndest not to speed. The crazy fuckheads that live with me in NE Kansas don't mind, becauise there is zero traffic enforcement to give them any reason to worry. But I digress....

Today I was out in the middle of now where. I was driving my old truck, and someone with a new camero behind me wanted to pass. I came to an odd triangular intersection that fed into a state hwy (92 and Welman Jarbo) and so I did the cool thing and waved the guy behind me to go around. About that time, some bitch coming the other way went right, which was off the state hwy with no blinker, and no reduction in speed. The camaro driver has just started to pull out, saw the other car, and got back behind me. The offending mororist acted all put out she nearly had a head on because we couldn't read her mind and know she was going to exit at 60 MPH.

My wife bitched at me....Why? Because she preaches YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CORRECT TRAFFIC ORDER AT INTERSECTIONS!!! When someone waves some one else out of order, thats when bad shit happens. I hate to admit when she is right....BUT she is right.

cliff notes: TK drives like a woman

How did my pond on the NE corner look?

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

All the water is up.


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[Botiz630]

I also drive slow, as Woody can attest.

It's a result of the worst driving record you've ever seen when I was younger, as Woody can also attest. Here are some of the high-lights:

1) The State of Ohio took my license away from me on two different occasions before I was 18.

2) The first time I lost my license, they took them from me for 30 days. I had only had them for 27 days.

3) I got booted off my moms insurance and had to get my own at an exorbitant rate. Having to pay my own insurance plus the broken neck I got in an accident caused me to see the light and become a more responsible, cautious driver.


It's been probably 5 or 6 years since my last speeding ticket.

[jehler]

I envision titz as mr magoo

[Tomkat]

I also drive slow, as Woody can attest.

It's a result of the worst driving record you've ever seen when I was younger, as Woody can also attest. Here are some of the high-lights:

1) The State of Ohio took my license away from me on two different occasions before I was 18.

2) The first time I lost my license, they took them from me for 30 days. I had only had them for 27 days.

3) I got booted off my moms insurance and had to get my own at an exorbitant rate. Having to pay my own insurance plus the broken neck I got in an accident caused me to see the light and become a more responsible, cautious driver.


It's been probably 5 or 6 years since my last speeding ticket.

DAMN! Does that broken neck bother you now?

The only wreck I was ever in was not my fault. A lady ran a stop sign and I hit her, I got some broken ribs that hurt like hell for a while.

I am old school and started driving when the national speed limit was 55 MPH. While I think that was too slow, it did have some pluses.

Going 80 MPH is way to fast, IMO.

[Botiz630]

I envision titz as mr magoo

Oh he's got a much better grip on things than I do.

[Botiz630]

DAMN! Does that broken neck bother you now?

My neck will pain me from time to time, especially if I sleep with my neck crooked, like falling asleep in a chair or something. Apart from that, zero ramifications. I'm one lucky SOB. I broke the same vertebrae that Christopher Reeves did when he fell off that horse.

[assateague]

The epitome of "ignorance is bliss".

[Flightstopper]

I also drive slow, as Woody can attest.

It's a result of the worst driving record you've ever seen when I was younger, as Woody can also attest. Here are some of the high-lights:

1) The State of Ohio took my license away from me on two different occasions before I was 18.

2) The first time I lost my license, they took them from me for 30 days. I had only had them for 27 days.

3) I got booted off my moms insurance and had to get my own at an exorbitant rate. Having to pay my own insurance plus the broken neck I got in an accident caused me to see the light and become a more responsible, cautious driver.


It's been probably 5 or 6 years since my last speeding ticket.

DAMN! Does that broken neck bother you now?

The only wreck I was ever in was not my fault. A lady ran a stop sign and I hit her, I got some broken ribs that hurt like hell for a while.

I am old school and started driving when the national speed limit was 55 MPH. While I think that was too slow, it did have some pluses.

Going 80 MPH is way to fast, IMO.

Can run 85 on the toll roads around the house. Runs right through pasture land so it's hard to even realize how fast your going sometimes. Surprised we don't see more wrecks out there.

[The Duck Hammer]

Those roads are awesome. So much faster.

[Bulldog0156]

35.5 mpg at 70 for my drive to Eastern MT today! Now I'm in limbo for the next 3 weeks, I can't move in to my apartment until the 1st of June and I start work tomorrow. Stuck at an old motel for now and probably camping on the weekends to try to save a few bucks. The next 3 weeks are going to suck.

[Tomkat]

35.5 mpg at 70 for my drive to Eastern MT today! Now I'm in limbo for the next 3 weeks, I can't move in to my apartment until the 1st of June and I start work tomorrow. Stuck at an old motel for now and probably camping on the weekends to try to save a few bucks. The next 3 weeks are going to suck.

My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily

[goodkarmarising]

@Olly

From moving every couple years as an Army brat and my side gig, I can pack a ton of crap into some small spaces....TK and others are amazed at times at how much junk I can stuff in the back of my expedition.

[Tomkat]

@Olly

From moving every couple years as an Army brat and my side gig, I can pack a ton of crap into some small spaces....TK and others are amazed at times at how much junk I can stuff in the back of my expedition.

I should kick your ass for posting that rap video....guess what song I cant get out of my mind now????

DAMN!! you better not show up with no fur coats on.

[goodkarmarising]

Gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket.

[Mornin Beef]

Gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket.

This is fuckin awesome

[Bulldog0156]

The place I am staying in clearly attracts the trashiest of the trash. Fuck these next 3 weeks.

[Bulldog0156]

The guy standing outside my room right now clearly rapes for a living.

[Bulldog0156]

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. I feel dirty right now. The dirty whore outside is bitching on the phone about the people she was with getting arrested. Because they had fucking warrants out for their arrest when they got pulled over. I can hear everything.

I am using my phone for internet because it's faster than the "provided" internet at this place. The TV is worse than the internet.

I think I found a place that has showers where I can camp for 10 bucks a night. It's sounding pretty good right now except that I think we're supposed to get assloads of rain starting later in the week. Fuck me.

[assateague]

Oh, that's probably exactly what's going to happen, alright.

[Tomkat]

Bulldog, you are looking at this all wrong blood.

You need to go get some malt liquor and meet your neighbors.

Think of the next 3 weeks as a learning opportunity.

And if I were you I would sleep on my back.

[assateague]