How to say STAY THE FUCK OUT!!! (nicely)

[3legged_lab]

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??? Anything to avoid confrontation. Just knock on the damn door Betty

You got to be kidding. There are 5 families worth of kids. It's a party every night.
I have no idea whose child the perp is and don't want to have to have a kiddie line-up etc. Plus I don't want to make waves. Go with the flow. The same damned kids disrespect me and will even dispute whose yard it is.
Been there, done that.
They are entitled and know it.


It's way easier to just let the dog crap in my front yard and I do. We usually pick up the crap anyway but this time I used it to fertilize the roses. K? (wink)
I even have a pair of gloves for the purpose of when she says something about the yard being chitty. You skeered of a lil dog poop and you call yourself a hunter?

You are right, sounds way easier to just spread shit around your yard. You would hate to actually talk to your neighbors, they might actually be nice people!! You might actually have to talk to them once in awhile!! Fuck that! You just keep on being the crazy guy of the neighborhood who sneaks out in the middle of the night to strategically place dog shit in your own yard. It's a great plan, hope it works out for you.

:lol::lol:
You've got me rollin on this one joel. The only other thing I was waiting for you to say was to advise him to drop a couple of his own fresh piles.

[Tiler_J]

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??? Anything to avoid confrontation. Just knock on the damn door Betty

You got to be kidding. There are 5 families worth of kids. It's a party every night.
I have no idea whose child the perp is and don't want to have to have a kiddie line-up etc. Plus I don't want to make waves. Go with the flow. The same damned kids disrespect me and will even dispute whose yard it is.
Been there, done that.
They are entitled and know it.


It's way easier to just let the dog crap in my front yard and I do. We usually pick up the crap anyway but this time I used it to fertilize the roses. K? (wink)
I even have a pair of gloves for the purpose of when she says something about the yard being chitty. You skeered of a lil dog poop and you call yourself a hunter?

You are right, sounds way easier to just spread shit around your yard. You would hate to actually talk to your neighbors, they might actually be nice people!! You might actually have to talk to them once in awhile!! Fuck that! You just keep on being the crazy guy of the neighborhood who sneaks out in the middle of the night to strategically place dog shit in your own yard. It's a great plan, hope it works out for you.

:lol::lol:
You've got me rollin on this one joel. The only other thing I was waiting for you to say was to advise him to drop a couple of his own fresh piles.

Well now you ruined the surprise!! That was my next suggestion, in fact I was going to offer to shit a box and mail it to him. In case he needed help getting a really big pile.

[3legged_lab]

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays??? Anything to avoid confrontation. Just knock on the damn door Betty

You got to be kidding. There are 5 families worth of kids. It's a party every night.
I have no idea whose child the perp is and don't want to have to have a kiddie line-up etc. Plus I don't want to make waves. Go with the flow. The same damned kids disrespect me and will even dispute whose yard it is.
Been there, done that.
They are entitled and know it.


It's way easier to just let the dog crap in my front yard and I do. We usually pick up the crap anyway but this time I used it to fertilize the roses. K? (wink)
I even have a pair of gloves for the purpose of when she says something about the yard being chitty. You skeered of a lil dog poop and you call yourself a hunter?

You are right, sounds way easier to just spread shit around your yard. You would hate to actually talk to your neighbors, they might actually be nice people!! You might actually have to talk to them once in awhile!! Fuck that! You just keep on being the crazy guy of the neighborhood who sneaks out in the middle of the night to strategically place dog shit in your own yard. It's a great plan, hope it works out for you.

:lol::lol:
You've got me rollin on this one joel. The only other thing I was waiting for you to say was to advise him to drop a couple of his own fresh piles.

Well now you ruined the surprise!! That was my next suggestion, in fact I was going to offer to shit a box and mail it to him. In case he needed help getting a really big pile.

Maybe we should take up a collection to help him out?

[Tiler_J]

WFF's first charity event!! The box up your shit and send it to AB benefit. No donations too big or too small.

[rebelp74]

:lol:

WFF's first charity event!! The box up your shit and send it to AB benefit. No donations too big or too small.

[Tomkat]

I pledge 10lbs of genuine kansas choclate lab poop.

I am a giver.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I'm glad I ain't a pussy.

Betty, the obvious solution is to get a police siren. When the kids are doing something wrong, turn that bad boy on and the little runts will scurry home in a hurry.

But even better would be to suggest they move the goal 30 feet over into the grass and they could use that whole street to play on. You know by the ghetto cul de sac thing you got going on over there!

[Olly]

I vote for knocking on the door with a bill for your damaged flowers.

Sent from my phone.

[goodkarmarising]

[DeadEye_Dan]

I vote for not being such a grumpy old bastard.

Want to get over kids being kids?? Put a pool in your backyard and have the little urchins showing up all day every day during the summer.

[flight control]

I vote for not being such a grumpy old bastard.

Want to get over kids being kids?? Put a pool in your backyard and have the little urchins showing up all day every day during the summer.

Bad idea. He'd end up shitting in the pool.

I feel for you Betty. I have the same problem with my neighbors. She puts her 3 1/2 year old outside in the morning, locks the door and goes back to bed. When his siblings come home from school, she feeds them then its back outside 'til 11 ish. My yard gets destroyed on a regular basis and talking to the parents only results in the kids getting screamed at from down the street, they don't even know why they're getting screamed at.

[assateague]

Teach them how to care for the lawn and landscaping. Make it seem like a game, and you can create your own little minions for probably nothing more than some Kool Aid.

[flight control]

Thats been my approach lately. I feel bad for them, no one to raise them or teach them right from wrong. It's a cycle of kids getting raised by parents who have no idea how to raise kids. And they are smart kids, I guess just destined to grow up to have kids that they can lock outside so they can sleep all day.

I have my own kids to raise, I do what I can but I can't supervise 4 more all the time....

[aunt betty]

Hey, if y'all want to go to the trouble of picking up shit, boxing it up, and paying to have it delivered. Knock yourselves out. I'm in kind of a hurry though. Could you please send it next-day and mark it URGENT! ???

NO CAT SHIT ALLOWED!

[Tomkat]

No sir, I stand by my gurantee of genuine Kansas chocolate lab poop.

We will serve no turd before its time.

[aunt betty]

I'm cool with my neighbors. Just not cool with ONE of their children.
You hit the nail on the head when you said I am afraid to confront. They have four daughters and one boy. The daughters are all little angels (seemingly).
I am friends with them but can't confront them about the son that is named after the father and grandfather. They call him "Trey" cuz he is Charles III.
I simply can not tolerate an 8-yr-old disrespecting me.
I am not going to get into a he-said she-said argument where a child is involved. Especially when he's the family darling.
Nuff said? It's just easier to mine the yard and I don't want to lose friends over something so simple to cure.

[Tomkat]

I'm cool with my neighbors. Just not cool with ONE of their children.
You hit the nail on the head when you said I am afraid to confront. They have four daughters and one boy. The daughters are all little angels (seemingly).
I am friends with them but can't confront them about the son that is named after the father and grandfather. They call him "Trey" cuz he is Charles III.
I simply can not tolerate an 8-yr-old disrespecting me.
I am not going to get into a he-said she-said argument where a child is involved. Especially when he's the family darling.
Nuff said? It's just easier to mine the yard and I don't want to lose friends over something so simple to cure.

sounds to me like dad needs to give trey some wrist grabbing, circle running, ass whippings on a as needed basis.

[Bootlipkiller]

I'm cool with my neighbors. Just not cool with ONE of their children.
You hit the nail on the head when you said I am afraid to confront. They have four daughters and one boy. The daughters are all little angels (seemingly).
I am friends with them but can't confront them about the son that is named after the father and grandfather. They call him "Trey" cuz he is Charles III.
I simply can not tolerate an 8-yr-old disrespecting me.
I am not going to get into a he-said she-said argument where a child is involved. Especially when he's the family darling.
Nuff said? It's just easier to mine the yard and I don't want to lose friends over something so simple to cure.

sounds to me like dad needs to give trey some wrist grabbing, circle running, ass whippings on a as needed basis.

This^

The kids in my neighborhood like to play in my yard and I don't mind. Sometimes things get damaged and I simply tell them to knock it off or they won't be allowed on my property. I've got one that likes to smart off to me so I walked over and talked to his dad. Now he only goes on my property after he asks if its ok. AB you might get the problem solved that simple.

[aunt betty]

If I had to guess...I would say granny is the enabler.
Charles senior is a minister.
Startin to get the picture?
If I go up against Trey...the whole church would be on me like white on rice.
Seen this shit before.

Charles junior and I are tight. Dont wanna mess it up so I vented here.

[Tomkat]

If I had to guess...I would say granny is the enabler.
Charles senior is a minister.
Startin to get the picture?
If I go up against Trey...the whole church would be on me like white on rice.
Seen this shit before.

Charles junior and I are tight. Dont wanna mess it up so I vented here.

I guess it depends on your relationship. I do see your point, but I will tell you this.

If I had a problem with GKR or Jarbo's kid, I would like to think we are good enough friends I could tell them about it.

I agree you have a delicate situation.

Ignoring the facts does not change the facts...that kid needs his ass whipped (as needed).

Thats my opinion. I know I needed it, and I was much better for having it done to me.

[aunt betty]

If I had to guess...I would say granny is the enabler.
Charles senior is a minister.
Startin to get the picture?
If I go up against Trey...the whole church would be on me like white on rice.
Seen this **** before.

Charles junior and I are tight. Dont wanna mess it up so I vented here.

I guess it depends on your relationship. I do see your point, but I will tell you this.

If I had a problem with GKR or Jarbo's kid, I would like to think we are good enough friends I could tell them about it.

I agree you have a delicate situation.

Ignoring the facts does not change the facts...that kid needs his ass whipped (as needed).

Thats my opinion. I know I needed it, and I was much better for having it done to me.

Anytime you feel like kickin A on my neighbor's kid...bring it. I am warning you that the whole "hood" is armed way better than you can possibly imagine. I don't see it ending peacefully. Bring your Dodge City Marshal's badge.

By the way, they caught onto the smell and avoided the yard. It's not a problem anymore except between us and our opinions of what should have been done about it.

[Bootlipkiller]

If I had to guess...I would say granny is the enabler.
Charles senior is a minister.
Startin to get the picture?
If I go up against Trey...the whole church would be on me like white on rice.
Seen this **** before.

Charles junior and I are tight. Dont wanna mess it up so I vented here.

I guess it depends on your relationship. I do see your point, but I will tell you this.

If I had a problem with GKR or Jarbo's kid, I would like to think we are good enough friends I could tell them about it.

I agree you have a delicate situation.

Ignoring the facts does not change the facts...that kid needs his ass whipped (as needed).

Thats my opinion. I know I needed it, and I was much better for having it done to me.

Anytime you feel like kickin A on my neighbor's kid...bring it. I am warning you that the whole "hood" is armed way better than you can possibly imagine. I don't see it ending peacefully. Bring your Dodge City Marshal's badge.

By the way, they caught onto the smell and avoided the yard. It's not a problem anymore except between us and our opinions of what should have been done about it.

I think you made that last part up!:)

[aunt betty]

It looks like dog chit, smells like dog shit, so must be dog shit.
I spent about two minutes relocating a few terds.
You know, for the ambiance.

Purina One makes some mighty stinkity chit man.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

talk rarely gets shit done. seen it with my dad in his battles over the years. he taught me you do the talk to let them know that next comes walking the walk, after that they'll be walking with a foot permanently up their ass because you don't put up with bullshit.

[Mornin Beef]

Go coil for coil with them. Dont double down on coilage ever.

[Westie25]

Betty, when I first moved into my house about 4 years ago there was a neighbors dog in my yard problem. Over the years I've come to know my neighbor and when his dog gets out I just take the dog back. No problem. We usually drink a beer shoot the shit. If he's not home the dog hangs out with my dogs. The point I'm trying to make is stop being a fucking weirdo and get to know your neighbors. Hell maybe even play a game of horse with the kids. For fucks sake yo!

[3legged_lab]

So you're skeered the church is gonna lynch you?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

So you're skeered the church is gonna lynch you?

he's obviously a witch.

[Tomkat]

talk rarely gets shit done. seen it with my dad in his battles over the years. he taught me you do the talk to let them know that next comes walking the walk, after that they'll be walking with a foot permanently up their ass because you don't put up with bullshit.

THIS ^^^^^^

[3legged_lab]

Maybe he should run over their mailbox