How to say STAY THE FUCK OUT!!! (nicely)

[aunt betty]

Betty, when I first moved into my house about 4 years ago there was a neighbors dog in my yard problem. Over the years I've come to know my neighbor and when his dog gets out I just take the dog back. No problem. We usually drink a beer shoot the ****. If he's not home the dog hangs out with my dogs. The point I'm trying to make is stop being a **** weirdo and get to know your neighbors. Hell maybe even play a game of horse with the kids. For **** sake yo!

You all have misunderstood. First of all there were no damages. (yet)
Trying to avoid that. Once MONEY changing hands gets involved all sanity goes out the window.
Secondly, I am good friends with Charles Junior and Charles Senior. Am considering going to their church.

Still can't see why you guys insist on doing it the hard way. It's also very difficult to believe the "text" generation is telling me to be more confrontational.
AT, what has your experience with these types of people been? They shut down...right?

[Westie25]

I swear its like playing cards with my brothers kids or something.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Aunt B, I already told you how to take care of the problem with tact if you would shut your trap and read a little bit. Help the kids move the goal to their front yard by the street so they have the whole area in the road to play. Offer to tape them off a three point line with duct tape and the problem is solved. They have more room to play, a nice asphalt court with a three point line and they aren't in your yard. Now go do it and quit your damn whining. Geez, you pansies make my head hurt!

[assateague]

I'm with Acorn on this one. Some people you just can't reach. If they have the entitlement mindset, fuggedaboutit.

Quick story regarding neighbors. Growing up, we had two neighbors across the street. The one guy put up a fence, which was about 2 feet on the neighbor's property. He told him "that's not yours tto put there", when he saw the company out there stringing a line. Not only that, but he built the fence "backwards", which further pissed off the neighbor. One day, he came home, and the fence guys had built the fence. Rather than tear it down or call anybody (it was a nice, free fence, after all), he had a wooden sign made, about as big as a paddle, which said "The Bakers' Fence". It was a very nice sign. When he went out to nail it up on the end of the fence nearest the street, the neighbor came running out of his front door pulling his belt off, and commenced to whipping him. What he forgot was that the other neighbor was holding a wooden sign, about 3 inches wide and 2 feet long, which he proceeded to beat the piss out of the belt wielding neighbor with. They went at it for quite a few minutes, until the guy with the belt was basically out on his feet from getting cracked on the head repeatedly with a piece of wood. We all sat on the porch and enjoyed the show. He then nailed the sign up, they never spoke again, and to the best of my knowledge, the fence is still there today. This was around 1979 or so.

Some people, talking does no good.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Still can't see why you guys insist on doing it the hard way. It's also very difficult to believe the "text" generation is telling me to be more confrontational.
AT, what has your experience with these types of people been? They shut down...right?

i'm not part of the text generation. Still can only make the phone call people, must be broken or ready to shit the bed.

[Tomkat]

You see there Acorn?

Sometimes ya just gotta go mideivl on their ass.

I thought I was going there at work last week.

Anywho, my wife use to come home and vent about work.
Being a problem solver, she has decided to stop that shit, because it always ends up with her talking me out of going to her workplace and creating a huge uproar.

TomKat ain't the best person to vent to.

You can bitch, but dont whine and dont vent. They are 3 very different things.

And I stand by what I said, a real friend is someone you can talk to, reasonably, about all things. That might be the fact their kid is a little monster.

Other than that, they are not really your friends.

But I dont have a lot of gray area in my life, and may not be the best person to advise you in this matter. Please see my sig line below, and Assateague, please read the one from Jehler that was written and I added directly for your benefit?

[rebelp74]

Eddie , I understand why you are doing it the way you are doing. You have good thing going with the neighbor and don't want to risk it. I think the dog shit mines are hilarious.

[3legged_lab]

I'm with Acorn on this one. Some people you just can't reach. If they have the entitlement mindset, fuggedaboutit.

Quick story regarding neighbors. Growing up, we had two neighbors across the street. The one guy put up a fence, which was about 2 feet on the neighbor's property. He told him "that's not yours tto put there", when he saw the company out there stringing a line. Not only that, but he built the fence "backwards", which further pissed off the neighbor. One day, he came home, and the fence guys had built the fence. Rather than tear it down or call anybody (it was a nice, free fence, after all), he had a wooden sign made, about as big as a paddle, which said "The Bakers' Fence". It was a very nice sign. When he went out to nail it up on the end of the fence nearest the street, the neighbor came running out of his front door pulling his belt off, and commenced to whipping him. What he forgot was that the other neighbor was holding a wooden sign, about 3 inches wide and 2 feet long, which he proceeded to beat the piss out of the belt wielding neighbor with. They went at it for quite a few minutes, until the guy with the belt was basically out on his feet from getting cracked on the head repeatedly with a piece of wood. We all sat on the porch and enjoyed the show. He then nailed the sign up, they never spoke again, and to the best of my knowledge, the fence is still there today. This was around 1979 or so.

Some people, talking does no good.

About 2 summers ago my wifes stepdad decided to build a fence. He got the plot map and measured where the fence should be, turns out the old one was about 20" onto his side of the line. The neighbor lady declined to chip in on the fence. He went ahead and payed for all the materials, and did all the labor, built it 4" onto his side. Neighbor didn't say a word, she waited until the fence was 99% complete and he was gone at work, then she cut it down with a chainsaw.
Long story short, and several sheriffs officer visits and a court date later - he paid for a legal survey (he was right) and paid a fencing company to build a new fence in the same spot. He has a lein on her house and a restraining order on her - bet he never gets his money back.

[waterfowlman]

I'm with Acorn on this one. Some people you just can't reach. If they have the entitlement mindset, fuggedaboutit.

Quick story regarding neighbors. Growing up, we had two neighbors across the street. The one guy put up a fence, which was about 2 feet on the neighbor's property. He told him "that's not yours tto put there", when he saw the company out there stringing a line. Not only that, but he built the fence "backwards", which further pissed off the neighbor. One day, he came home, and the fence guys had built the fence. Rather than tear it down or call anybody (it was a nice, free fence, after all), he had a wooden sign made, about as big as a paddle, which said "The Bakers' Fence". It was a very nice sign. When he went out to nail it up on the end of the fence nearest the street, the neighbor came running out of his front door pulling his belt off, and commenced to whipping him. What he forgot was that the other neighbor was holding a wooden sign, about 3 inches wide and 2 feet long, which he proceeded to beat the piss out of the belt wielding neighbor with. They went at it for quite a few minutes, until the guy with the belt was basically out on his feet from getting cracked on the head repeatedly with a piece of wood. We all sat on the porch and enjoyed the show. He then nailed the sign up, they never spoke again, and to the best of my knowledge, the fence is still there today. This was around 1979 or so.

Some people, talking does no good.

About 2 summers ago my wifes stepdad decided to build a fence. He got the plot map and measured where the fence should be, turns out the old one was about 20" onto his side of the line. The neighbor lady declined to chip in on the fence. He went ahead and payed for all the materials, and did all the labor, built it 4" onto his side. Neighbor didn't say a word, she waited until the fence was 99% complete and he was gone at work, then she cut it down with a chainsaw.
Long story short, and several sheriffs officer visits and a court date later - he paid for a legal survey (he was right) and paid a fencing company to build a new fence in the same spot. He has a lein on her house and a restraining order on her - bet he never gets his money back.

He'll get his money back if that cunt ever decides to sell her house. He should make sure the lien is recorded in the county court house.

[3legged_lab]

I'm with Acorn on this one. Some people you just can't reach. If they have the entitlement mindset, fuggedaboutit.

Quick story regarding neighbors. Growing up, we had two neighbors across the street. The one guy put up a fence, which was about 2 feet on the neighbor's property. He told him "that's not yours tto put there", when he saw the company out there stringing a line. Not only that, but he built the fence "backwards", which further pissed off the neighbor. One day, he came home, and the fence guys had built the fence. Rather than tear it down or call anybody (it was a nice, free fence, after all), he had a wooden sign made, about as big as a paddle, which said "The Bakers' Fence". It was a very nice sign. When he went out to nail it up on the end of the fence nearest the street, the neighbor came running out of his front door pulling his belt off, and commenced to whipping him. What he forgot was that the other neighbor was holding a wooden sign, about 3 inches wide and 2 feet long, which he proceeded to beat the piss out of the belt wielding neighbor with. They went at it for quite a few minutes, until the guy with the belt was basically out on his feet from getting cracked on the head repeatedly with a piece of wood. We all sat on the porch and enjoyed the show. He then nailed the sign up, they never spoke again, and to the best of my knowledge, the fence is still there today. This was around 1979 or so.

Some people, talking does no good.

About 2 summers ago my wifes stepdad decided to build a fence. He got the plot map and measured where the fence should be, turns out the old one was about 20" onto his side of the line. The neighbor lady declined to chip in on the fence. He went ahead and payed for all the materials, and did all the labor, built it 4" onto his side. Neighbor didn't say a word, she waited until the fence was 99% complete and he was gone at work, then she cut it down with a chainsaw.
Long story short, and several sheriffs officer visits and a court date later - he paid for a legal survey (he was right) and paid a fencing company to build a new fence in the same spot. He has a lein on her house and a restraining order on her - bet he never gets his money back.

He'll get his money back if that cunt ever decides to sell her house. He should make sure the lien is recorded in the county court house.

He said the attorney told him there was some loophole, that if she finds out about, she can get around it. Either way it bullshit that he has to wait even one day to he repaid for the damages she did. I told him to burn her shitty house down and call it even.

[aunt betty]

See? Y'all have escalated to using words like "attorney", "loopholes", and phrases like "whipped with belt" and "cracked in head with a sign".

You are just "talking" online about someone else's problem and can't reach a consensus. SEE?
Do I need to show you my D I C K?


Hey, I've been to court and sued someone (two people) before for non-payment. They both LAUGHED at me on the court-house steps.
A year or two later the story changed into them BEGGING me to accept their money. Then after I took it...the same people were frantic for me to complete the paper-work saying they had completed their obligation to the court.
They were trying to get loans. Both of them. It happens eventually. The suck part is INFLATION marched on the whole time I waited. I got paid but by the time I actually received the currency, it's value had changed considerably.

See how badly you want to avoid confrontations that could result in legalities? If you don't then you have some very rude surprises in your future.