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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 4:43 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Doc, might I direct you to the Haiku thread?

You may be able to add something to the forum there.

Hey, that was some dang good shooting with your bow, too. I was telling my neighbor about that fancy ass bow of yours last night.

Woody, its just an example.

And I did take lots of shop and PE....as I bet a few others in the back row here did.


You insinuated that a bad ass and a nerd can't be one and the same. Is all.

They can't.


Bill shit!
What about astronauts?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 4:45 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Doc, might I direct you to the Haiku thread?

You may be able to add something to the forum there.

Hey, that was some dang good shooting with your bow, too. I was telling my neighbor about that fancy ass bow of yours last night.

Woody, its just an example.

And I did take lots of shop and PE....as I bet a few others in the back row here did.


You insinuated that a bad ass and a nerd can't be one and the same. Is all.

They can't.


Bill shit!
What about astronauts?

:lol: That doesn't make them a badass, just a nerd that was cool enough to go to space.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 4:45 pm

Woody wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:This thread was an epic failure.


Don't be so hasty, I think OX actually posted a pic of his significant other.

Using Assas 50/50 theory?


Touché little one!

:lol:

You are the one with the name "Woody".
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 4:46 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Doc, might I direct you to the Haiku thread?

You may be able to add something to the forum there.

Hey, that was some dang good shooting with your bow, too. I was telling my neighbor about that fancy ass bow of yours last night.

Woody, its just an example.

And I did take lots of shop and PE....as I bet a few others in the back row here did.


You insinuated that a bad ass and a nerd can't be one and the same. Is all.

They can't.



Bill shit!
What about astronauts?


About 50% gay aren't they?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 4:47 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Doc, might I direct you to the Haiku thread?

You may be able to add something to the forum there.

Hey, that was some dang good shooting with your bow, too. I was telling my neighbor about that fancy ass bow of yours last night.

Woody, its just an example.

And I did take lots of shop and PE....as I bet a few others in the back row here did.


You insinuated that a bad ass and a nerd can't be one and the same. Is all.

They can't.


Bill shit!
What about astronauts?

:lol: That doesn't make them a badass, just a nerd that was cool enough to go to space.


20 bucks says none of is could pass the physical endurance tests.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 4:48 pm

Tomkat wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Doc, might I direct you to the Haiku thread?

You may be able to add something to the forum there.

Hey, that was some dang good shooting with your bow, too. I was telling my neighbor about that fancy ass bow of yours last night.

Woody, its just an example.

And I did take lots of shop and PE....as I bet a few others in the back row here did.


You insinuated that a bad ass and a nerd can't be one and the same. Is all.

They can't.



Bill shit!
What about astronauts?


About 50% gay aren't they?


Umm... Not real sure on that, but from your last post...
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 4:48 pm

20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 4:52 pm

rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 4:54 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?

What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Tue May 14, 2013 5:00 pm

I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 5:01 pm

ManlyMan wrote:I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.


This^^^
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:02 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?

What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.


I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:03 pm

Woody wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.


This^^^

They just took the wrong career path.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 5:03 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?

What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.


I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.


I like you just accepted my premis the fictional charicters counted :thumbsup:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue May 14, 2013 5:04 pm

ManlyMan wrote:I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.

I see lots of the super cool kids I went to school with all the time.... Walking from one side of the jail to the other!:)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:06 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:[quote="rebelp74"20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?

What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.


I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.


I like you just accepted my premis the fictional charicters counted :thumbsup:[/quote]
He's the big (edit by mod) from the movie Armegeddon. I know he isn't a real astronaut.


Btw real nerds know how to spell. :)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 5:09 pm

ManlyMan wrote:I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.


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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 5:10 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.

I see lots of the super cool kids I went to school with all the time.... Walking from one side of the jail to the other!:)


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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Botiz630 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:11 pm

Doc, the reason you didn't get any pics is because most of the guys here are desperately fighting the urge to make out with each other.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 5:13 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?



I've never heard of an astronaut who was SF. And most of them are about 5' 6".
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 5:14 pm

ManlyMan wrote:Without any evidence, I'm just going to have to assume that "the other site" just has better looking women.



Your Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak. The Force is strong, here.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 5:15 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Doc, the reason you didn't get any pics is because most of us guys here are desperately fighting the urge to make out with each other.


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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 5:17 pm

You feeling the love now Doc?

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Tue May 14, 2013 5:18 pm

assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Without any evidence, I'm just going to have to assume that "the other site" just has better looking women.



Your Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak. The Force is strong, here.



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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Tue May 14, 2013 5:18 pm

Flightstopper wrote:Thread about women.
Pecker and tape measure out.
Ready to go fist.


Give Doc a break just trying to show WFF some love. Lets get this thread back to what he intended.



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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Tue May 14, 2013 5:19 pm

waterfowlman wrote:I'll bite Doc. Here's my sweetheart.



I bet Jehler would like her double meat hook potential
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Botiz630 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:19 pm

assateague wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?



I've never heard of an astronaut who was SF. And most of them are about 5' 6".


I'm going to agree with Teague. Special Forces Astronauts is a pretty outlandish statement .

Although I bet it would make a kick ass movie.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 5:20 pm

Its ok woody.

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Botiz630 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:21 pm

Tomkat wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Doc, the reason you didn't get any pics is because most of us guys here are desperately fighting the urge to make out with each other.


FIFY


I've been assuming that the reason you keep suggesting that folks sleep on their backs is so you can get at their wieners.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Tue May 14, 2013 5:22 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Doc, the reason you didn't get any pics is because most of us guys here are desperately fighting the urge to make out with each other.


FIFY


I've been assuming that the reason you keep suggesting that folks sleep on their backs is so you can get at their wieners.


Yeah, about that....do you have any current pictures of yourself?
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