Flightstopper wrote:Thread about women.
Pecker and tape measure out.
Ready to go fist.
Give Doc a break just trying to show WFF some love. Lets get this thread back to what he intended.
WTF man.
Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 5:24 pm
WTF man.
Reinstate TomKat
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Bootlipkiller » Tue May 14, 2013 5:33 pm
Tomkat wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:ManlyMan wrote:I can remember a lot of the super cool kids from grade school. Many of them had hot girlfriends. Now most of them work shitty jobs and have average looking women. I'd take being smart and rich (nerd) over being a badass any day of the week.
I see lots of the super cool kids I went to school with all the time.... Walking from one side of the jail to the other!:)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by ManlyMan » Tue May 14, 2013 5:38 pm
If I post a legit pic will this thread get back on track?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Flightstopper » Tue May 14, 2013 5:39 pm
ManlyMan wrote:If I post a legit pic will this thread get back on track?
Only way to get an answer is jump. Mose hasn't been around to rat you out again.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 6:35 pm
This has gotten out of control...
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 6:36 pm
Tomkat wrote:Its ok woody.
Jesus loves you, and so do I
No you cannot touch me there.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Mornin Beef » Tue May 14, 2013 6:38 pm
Woody wrote:Tomkat wrote:Its ok woody.
Jesus loves you, and so do I
No you cannot touch me there.
It wont be where you think. He's going for the penis hole.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 6:40 pm
Botiz630 wrote:assateague wrote:Woody wrote:rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.
Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...
A cosmonaut?
I've never heard of an astronaut who was SF. And most of them are about 5' 6".
I'm going to agree with Teague. Special Forces Astronauts is a pretty outlandish statement .
Although I bet it would make a kick ass movie.
Yeah, about that... I may or may not have made that up.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by FlintRiverFowler » Tue May 14, 2013 6:55 pm
5 pages and still not on topic. (This post is not meant to be funny.)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Olly » Tue May 14, 2013 7:00 pm
I'm with Flintie. If threads don't have a coherent topic they'll be sent to the corn field.
If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
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If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Mornin Beef » Tue May 14, 2013 7:03 pm
Olly wrote:I'm with Flintie. If threads don't have a coherent topic they'll be sent to the corn field.
If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
Sent from my phone.
Should we post most recent ex's to participate properly then?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Flightstopper » Tue May 14, 2013 7:06 pm
Mornin Beef wrote:Olly wrote:I'm with Flintie. If threads don't have a coherent topic they'll be sent to the corn field.
If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
Sent from my phone.
Should we post most recent ex's to participate properly then?
I think those pics are better served in the DD
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Mornin Beef » Tue May 14, 2013 7:09 pm
Flightstopper wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:Olly wrote:I'm with Flintie. If threads don't have a coherent topic they'll be sent to the corn field.
If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
Sent from my phone.
Should we post most recent ex's to participate properly then?
I think those pics are better served in the DD
Ive never had those type of pics. Just faceshots.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by jarbo03 » Tue May 14, 2013 7:10 pm
Here ya go, back on topic.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 7:15 pm
Flightstopper wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:Olly wrote:I'm with Flintie. If threads don't have a coherent topic they'll be sent to the corn field.
If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
Sent from my phone.
Should we post most recent ex's to participate properly then?
I think those pics are better served in the DD
Is it legal if I remove her face from the photo?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Mornin Beef » Tue May 14, 2013 7:21 pm
Woody wrote:Flightstopper wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:Olly wrote:I'm with Flintie. If threads don't have a coherent topic they'll be sent to the corn field.
If I had a GF to show off I wouldn't be scared.
Sent from my phone.
Should we post most recent ex's to participate properly then?
I think those pics are better served in the DD
Is it legal if I remove her face from the photo?
Why? What? Son.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Redbeard » Tue May 14, 2013 7:49 pm
$20 says OBX could kick your cocky assrebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.
Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...
A cosmonaut?
What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.
I don't think you could have beat this guy up...
Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by 3legged_lab » Tue May 14, 2013 8:02 pm
Epic fail Doctor
Wanna see some tail Doctor
Hang your head in shame
Wanna see some tail Doctor
Hang your head in shame
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:06 pm
$20 says OBX could kick your cocky ass[/quote]Redbeard wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:[quote="rebelp74"]20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.
Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...
A cosmonaut?
What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.
I don't think you could have beat this guy up...
Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
Hahahaha. I'd be up for that.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:07 pm
Mornin Beef wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:
Hahaha glory hole.
Not as funny as your post OBX
I'm just surprised no one said anything about me knowing what a glory hole is. But thank you.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 8:26 pm
Redbeard wrote:$20 says OBX could kick your cocky assrebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:rebelp69 wrote:
What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.
I don't think you could have beat this guy up...
Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
IDK, that was a pretty girly right hand.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 8:27 pm
OX, you 18 yet?Reinstate TomKat
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by ManlyMan » Tue May 14, 2013 8:35 pm
3legged_lab wrote:Epic fail Doctor
Wanna see some tail Doctor
Hang your head in shame
Damn it!!!!!!
This is one of the more shameful threads of my life. If not the most.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:39 pm
rebelp74 wrote::lol:
Nope.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:40 pm
Woody wrote:Redbeard wrote:$20 says OBX could kick your cocky assrebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:rebelp69 wrote:
What does that matter. Most special forces people know a form of MCMA, they aren't as badass in hand to hand as people think they are.
I don't think you could have beat this guy up...
Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
IDK, that was a pretty girly right hand.
The left is the one you have to worry about.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 8:42 pm
obxbufflehead wrote:rebelp74 wrote::lol:
Nope.
I was just trying to get to Red 
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by The Duck Hammer » Tue May 14, 2013 8:43 pm
obxbufflehead wrote:rebelp74 wrote::lol:
Nope.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread
by obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:46 pm
rebelp74 wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:rebelp74 wrote::lol:
Nope.
Oops
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