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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 8:47 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp69 wrote:
Woody wrote:
I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
$20 says OBX could kick your cocky ass



IDK, that was a pretty girly right hand.

The left is the one you have to worry about.


South paw, huh?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 14, 2013 8:47 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Epic fail Doctor
Wanna see some tail Doctor
Hang your head in shame


Damn it!!!!!!

This is one of the more shameful threads of my life. If not the most.

But you can still be proud that your thread is the one that inspired my first haiku. Its a pretty big deal.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:48 pm

Woody wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp69 wrote:[quote="Woody"]

I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
$20 says OBX could kick your cocky ass



IDK, that was a pretty girly right hand.

The left is the one you have to worry about.


South paw, huh?[/quote]
Idk what that means but yup.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 8:53 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Epic fail Doctor
Wanna see some tail Doctor
Hang your head in shame


Damn it!!!!!!

This is one of the more shameful threads of my life. If not the most.

But you can still be proud that your thread is the one that inspired my first haiku. Its a pretty big deal.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue May 14, 2013 8:55 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="rebelp69"][quote="Woody"]

I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
$20 says OBX could kick your cocky ass



IDK, that was a pretty girly right hand.

The left is the one you have to worry about.


South paw, huh?[/quote]
Idk what that means but yup.[/quote]
It means you actually spank it with your left hand.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 8:57 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="rebelp69"][quote="Woody"]

I don't think you could have beat this guy up...

Pretty sure I could've. As big as he is, he'd be slow as shit and all gotta do is get a limb or the neck and it'd be over pretty quick.
$20 says OBX could kick your cocky ass



IDK, that was a pretty girly right hand.

The left is the one you have to worry about.


South paw, huh?[/quote]
Idk what that means but yup.[/quote]
It means you actually spank it with your left hand.[/quote]
Oh, then only on special occasions.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 9:07 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 9:07 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:The left is the one you have to worry about.


South paw, huh?

Idk what that means but yup.

It means you actually spank it with your left hand.


Don't worry OX in 33 weeks, 3 days and some hours you will get it.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 9:16 pm

Woody wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Woody wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:The left is the one you have to worry about.


South paw, huh?

Idk what that means but yup.

It means you actually spank it with your left hand.


Don't worry OX in 33 weeks, 3 days and some hours you will get it.

Hahahaha
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Botiz630 » Tue May 14, 2013 9:20 pm

You don't have to wait 33 weeks to figure it out OB. The power lies within you.

And Google.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 9:23 pm

Botiz630 wrote:You don't have to wait 33 weeks to figure it out OB. The power lies within you.

And Google.


You are going to get him a virus and carpal tunnel
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 9:37 pm

Botiz630 wrote:You don't have to wait 33 weeks to figure it out OB. The power lies within you.

And Google.

Hahahaha.




Woody wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:You don't have to wait 33 weeks to figure it out OB. The power lies within you.

And Google.


You are going to get him a virus and carpal tunnel

Already got a virus. But not from that.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Tue May 14, 2013 9:40 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
rebelp74 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
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:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 9:45 pm

Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
rebelp74 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
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:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)
you gotta try harder

:lol: I'll keep it mind for next time.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue May 14, 2013 10:04 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
rebelp74 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368581990.125833.jpg

:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)
you gotta try harder

:lol: I'll keep it mind for next time.

Talk about his wife.....
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 10:06 pm

:lol: I like Red and don't want to make it personal.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue May 14, 2013 10:09 pm

rebelp74 wrote::lol: I like Red and don't want to make it personal.

I made the mistake of going there.....he made me call him sir
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 10:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 1:38 am

Are you fucking serious? 100+ posts and no one has taken it seriously?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 1:57 am

3legged_lab wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Epic fail Doctor
Wanna see some tail Doctor
Hang your head in shame


Damn it!!!!!!

This is one of the more shameful threads of my life. If not the most.

But you can still be proud that your thread is the one that inspired my first haiku. Its a pretty big deal.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 2:08 am

rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
rebelp74 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368581990.125833.jpg

:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)


Alright Reb. Fucking put up or shut up. I'm officially calling you out. You talked mad shit about you being able to beat up anyone, then talked shit about how nerds arent able to pull. Lets see your lady.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed May 15, 2013 2:08 am

You da man!;)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 2:13 am

ManlyMan wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
rebelp74 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368581990.125833.jpg

:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)


Alright Reb. Fucking put up or shut up. I'm officially calling you out. You talked mad shit about you being able to beat up anyone, then talked shit about how nerds arent able to pull. Lets see your lady.

Yes ma'am but you first.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 2:31 am

rebelp74 wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
rebelp74 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368581990.125833.jpg

:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)


Alright Reb. Fucking put up or shut up. I'm officially calling you out. You talked mad shit about you being able to beat up anyone, then talked shit about how nerds arent able to pull. Lets see your lady.

Yes ma'am but you first.
it's on you to prove it. I haven't made any sort of claim how I could beat up any person. Don't come in here and pull the Hulk complex. Like I said, put up or shut up. Don't come in here talking shit when you haven't posted shit.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed May 15, 2013 2:32 am

I have a belly button.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 2:47 am

ManlyMan wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:[quote="rebelp74":lol: :lol: :lol: OX, you 18 yet?

Nope.
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368581990.125833.jpg

:lol: I was just trying to get to Red :)


Alright Reb. Fucking put up or shut up. I'm officially calling you out. You talked mad shit about you being able to beat up anyone, then talked shit about how nerds arent able to pull. Lets see your lady.

Yes ma'am but you first.
it's on you to prove it. I haven't made any sort of claim how I could beat up any person. Don't come in here and pull the Hulk complex. Like I said, put up or shut up. Don't come in here talking shit when you haven't posted shit.[/quote]
I've posted a ton of shit over here. I promise most of it has been shit! I have nothing to prove and the hulk gets angry and goes green b/c he wishes he could be as bad ass as I am. :) You are the one that started this thread, you post up. I have no problem posting a pic of my wife on here, but you can't start this and not lead off. You get on base, and I'll knock you in or atleast sac bunt to get you to second.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 2:53 am

Mose, you tell on me ill kill you.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed May 15, 2013 2:58 am

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 5:19 am

Dammit y'all we were trying to keep this off track. Well heres my ol lady.
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