What the fuck is wrong with people?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Question: As he was asking/joking if he was going to get shot, was he looking over your shoulder trying to see what you got in there?

well how he came up to my door was he came up and looked in the window, he had pamphlets but i'm not taking chances. you have better odds of winning the lottery than you do of seeing a black person in montana.

You own a gun and a shovel don't you?

not too worried about it.

You probably should be.

well it will be a bitch to spackle .45 holes in the wall, i'm kind of worried about that.

[Mornin Beef]

Question: As he was asking/joking if he was going to get shot, was he looking over your shoulder trying to see what you got in there?

well how he came up to my door was he came up and looked in the window, he had pamphlets but i'm not taking chances. you have better odds of winning the lottery than you do of seeing a black person in montana.

[assateague]

Exactly. Acting like a douche is for the unimaginative and slow-witted.

what do you say to a black person going door to door selling shit but you can't understand him? just happened. told him no, now he's at my other door. if he comes back, there's gonna be problems. he's not respectable either, fucker talks like a hood rat, and has a snaggletooth. he made a joke (i think) about not wanting to be shot.

When he got to the other door, you should've told him "hold on a second, let me ask the other guy", then spun around in a slow circle and introduced yourself as if you were somebody else. Only with a slightly crazy look in one eye. He'd never come back, and if he was casing, would definitely decide there were easier pickings to be had elsewhere.

[3legged_lab]

Just ask him if he'd like to see your bullet collection.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Exactly. Acting like a douche is for the unimaginative and slow-witted.

what do you say to a black person going door to door selling shit but you can't understand him? just happened. told him no, now he's at my other door. if he comes back, there's gonna be problems. he's not respectable either, fucker talks like a hood rat, and has a snaggletooth. he made a joke (i think) about not wanting to be shot.

When he got to the other door, you should've told him "hold on a second, let me ask the other guy", then spun around in a slow circle and introduced yourself as if you were somebody else. Only with a slightly crazy look in one eye. He'd never come back, and if he was casing, would definitely decide there were easier pickings to be had elsewhere.

i need to remember that one, that's funny shit for sure! i'm pretty pissed that it happened today, as i just shaved my homeless looking beard off yesterday, would have been a lot better.

[NuffDaddy]

Exactly. Acting like a douche is for the unimaginative and slow-witted.

what do you say to a black person going door to door selling shit but you can't understand him? just happened. told him no, now he's at my other door. if he comes back, there's gonna be problems. he's not respectable either, fucker talks like a hood rat, and has a snaggletooth. he made a joke (i think) about not wanting to be shot.

When he got to the other door, you should've told him "hold on a second, let me ask the other guy", then spun around in a slow circle and introduced yourself as if you were somebody else. Only with a slightly crazy look in one eye. He'd never come back, and if he was casing, would definitely decide there were easier pickings to be had elsewhere.

That's great!!!
We get a meat salesman that comes to our door a few times a summer. Might have to try that one.

[aunt betty]

I ask for a number in return. Then I get a funny look so I explain...
I say that my marketing and research team needs the information for their database.
THEN I add that I keep a record of everyone who handles my credit card for personal purposes and ask for the clerks' number since she is about to do a transaction using my card.
That's when the clerk spouts something about their privacy policy.
I say, "HUH, we have the same exact policy and that is why I can't give you my personal phone number. If you want, I can make up one for you but...you're still not touching this card until I know your personal identity."

Ok Stacy, or Tracy, or whatever your name is?


HEY NUFFDADDY, WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER? C'MON, SHARE. WHAT CAN SHARING A SMALL BIT OF YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION HURT? C'MON. POST IT.

[aunt betty]

Exactly. Acting like a douche is for the unimaginative and slow-witted.

what do you say to a black person going door to door selling **** but you can't understand him? just happened. told him no, now he's at my other door. if he comes back, there's gonna be problems. he's not respectable either, **** talks like a hood rat, and has a snaggletooth. he made a joke (i think) about not wanting to be shot.

When he got to the other door, you should've told him "hold on a second, let me ask the other guy", then spun around in a slow circle and introduced yourself as if you were somebody else. Only with a slightly crazy look in one eye. He'd never come back, and if he was casing, would definitely decide there were easier pickings to be had elsewhere.

i need to remember that one, that's funny **** for sure! i'm pretty pissed that it happened today, as i just shaved my homeless looking beard off yesterday, would have been a lot better.

100-pound Lab will handle that situation.
Oddly enough the people from the church down the street keep sending these three old ladies to try and get me to come. My dog sits there snarling, barking, and growling. Choking on his leash from pulling to get at them and they just stand there smiling. Fearless old bitties.

[NuffDaddy]

I ask for a number in return. Then I get a funny look so I explain...
I say that my marketing and research team needs the information for their database.
THEN I add that I keep a record of everyone who handles my credit card for personal purposes and ask for the clerks' number since she is about to do a transaction using my card.
That's when the clerk spouts something about their privacy policy.
I say, "HUH, we have the same exact policy and that is why I can't give you my personal phone number. If you want, I can make up one for you but...you're still not touching this card until I know your personal identity."

Ok Stacy, or Tracy, or whatever your name is?


HEY NUFFDADDY, WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER? C'MON, SHARE. WHAT CAN SHARING A SMALL BIT OF YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION HURT? C'MON. POST IT.

If he didn't want to give his phone number then just say that, He didn't have to bitch the poor girl out.

225-6343
If you want to figure out my area code then there ya go. I live in bay county MI.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

989

Do you have any idea what a computer hacker can do with a phone number now days. If that is your real number, take it down.

[assateague]

Like I said- pitching a fit is for the unimaginative.

[Tomkat]

Question: As he was asking/joking if he was going to get shot, was he looking over your shoulder trying to see what you got in there?

well how he came up to my door was he came up and looked in the window, he had pamphlets but i'm not taking chances. you have better odds of winning the lottery than you do of seeing a black person in montana.

I wonder if I could talk the wife into moving there?

I am making a little visit this fall....

[NuffDaddy]

989

Do you have any idea what a computer hacker can do with a phone number now days. If that is your real number, take it down.

You got it. But no I didn't give my real number. How do they get anywhere with a phone number??? It's in the phone book...

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

989

Do you have any idea what a computer hacker can do with a phone number now days. If that is your real number, take it down.

You got it. But no I didn't give my real number. How do they get anywhere with a phone number??? It's in the phone book...

Google your phone number, come up with address, Account info, anything you may have put your phone number on, translate to binary, slip in the backdoor of your computer through your ip address portal, anything you have ever typed or searched is on your harddrive as well as any sites you have joined or done business with. Anything you have ever done on that computer is still floating around inside of it, don't believe delete, uninstall, recycle bin, or erase!

[The Duck Hammer]

989

Do you have any idea what a computer hacker can do with a phone number now days. If that is your real number, take it down.

You got it. But no I didn't give my real number. How do they get anywhere with a phone number??? It's in the phone book...

Google your phone number, come up with address, Account info, anything you may have put your phone number on, translate to binary, slip in the backdoor of your computer through your ip address portal, anything you have ever typed or searched is on your harddrive as well as any sites you have joined or done business with. Anything you have ever done on that computer is still floating around inside of it, don't believe delete, uninstall, recycle bin, or erase!

You sure know a lot about hackin there Warlock.

[NuffDaddy]

989

Do you have any idea what a computer hacker can do with a phone number now days. If that is your real number, take it down.

You got it. But no I didn't give my real number. How do they get anywhere with a phone number??? It's in the phone book...

Google your phone number, come up with address, Account info, anything you may have put your phone number on, translate to binary, slip in the backdoor of your computer through your ip address portal, anything you have ever typed or searched is on your harddrive as well as any sites you have joined or done business with. Anything you have ever done on that computer is still floating around inside of it, don't believe delete, uninstall, recycle bin, or erase!

You sure know a lot about hackin there Warlock.

That's what I was thinking.
I'm sure they could find anything they wanted if they tried hard enough. They won't have much to steal from a broke college kid though.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

989

Do you have any idea what a computer hacker can do with a phone number now days. If that is your real number, take it down.

You got it. But no I didn't give my real number. How do they get anywhere with a phone number??? It's in the phone book...

Google your phone number, come up with address, Account info, anything you may have put your phone number on, translate to binary, slip in the backdoor of your computer through your ip address portal, anything you have ever typed or searched is on your harddrive as well as any sites you have joined or done business with. Anything you have ever done on that computer is still floating around inside of it, don't believe delete, uninstall, recycle bin, or erase!

You sure know a lot about hackin there Warlock.

That's what I was thinking.
I'm sure they could find anything they wanted if they tried hard enough. They won't have much to steal from a broke college kid though.

Doesn't have to happen today

[assateague]

That's why I use a DoD approved overwrite program.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

That's why I use a DoD approved overwrite program.

Ya, I know.

[Tomkat]

Yeah, thats very nice.

Me, I am going Miedevil.

I have an old computer that jarbo wants parts from. I am shooting the hard drive first. It worked for then sandy hook kid VS the FBI

[Botiz630]

I ask for a number in return. Then I get a funny look so I explain...
I say that my marketing and research team needs the information for their database.
THEN I add that I keep a record of everyone who handles my credit card for personal purposes and ask for the clerks' number since she is about to do a transaction using my card.
That's when the clerk spouts something about their privacy policy.
I say, "HUH, we have the same exact policy and that is why I can't give you my personal phone number. If you want, I can make up one for you but...you're still not touching this card until I know your personal identity."

Ok Stacy, or Tracy, or whatever your name is?


HEY NUFFDADDY, WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER? C'MON, SHARE. WHAT CAN SHARING A SMALL BIT OF YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION HURT? C'MON. POST IT.

If he didn't want to give his phone number then just say that, He didn't have to bitch the poor girl out.

225-6343
If you want to figure out my area code then there ya go. I live in bay county MI.

I seem to remember you posting your phone number before. You're just asking for a serial killer stalker mane.

[NuffDaddy]

I ask for a number in return. Then I get a funny look so I explain...
I say that my marketing and research team needs the information for their database.
THEN I add that I keep a record of everyone who handles my credit card for personal purposes and ask for the clerks' number since she is about to do a transaction using my card.
That's when the clerk spouts something about their privacy policy.
I say, "HUH, we have the same exact policy and that is why I can't give you my personal phone number. If you want, I can make up one for you but...you're still not touching this card until I know your personal identity."

Ok Stacy, or Tracy, or whatever your name is?


HEY NUFFDADDY, WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER? C'MON, SHARE. WHAT CAN SHARING A SMALL BIT OF YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION HURT? C'MON. POST IT.

If he didn't want to give his phone number then just say that, He didn't have to bitch the poor girl out.

225-6343
If you want to figure out my area code then there ya go. I live in bay county MI.

I seem to remember you posting your phone number before. You're just asking for a serial killer stalker mane.

:lol:
That one was my real #. Surprised I never got any calls from you goons.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Question: As he was asking/joking if he was going to get shot, was he looking over your shoulder trying to see what you got in there?

well how he came up to my door was he came up and looked in the window, he had pamphlets but i'm not taking chances. you have better odds of winning the lottery than you do of seeing a black person in montana.

I wonder if I could talk the wife into moving there?

I am making a little visit this fall....

where you gonna be?

btw, the woman below me now has no soliciting signs everywhere, saying that the cops will be called. i laughed