TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

Woody

he works for big auto
Woody is an iphone lover
he has a painted kayak

voted for obama
proud member of UAW
pays more taxes

coyotes, they fear him
he hurts their delicate hearing
with his terrible calling

[Woody]

Woody

he works for big auto
Woody is an iphone lover
he has a painted kayak

voted for obama
proud member of UAW
pays more taxes

coyotes, they fear him
he hurts their delicate hearing
with his terrible calling

Dat's purtty accurate @

[Tomkat]

Ha ha just messing with ya.

[Woody]

Ha ha just messing with ya.

This part was right:

with his terrible calling

[Tomkat]

Bobby Hill (ox)

Questions, lot of them
Sense of wide eyed wonderment
the world is an odd place

mom is still mom
but she is the teacher, too
boring on both counts

[Tomkat]

Jeff Foiles

Mighty duck hunter
A pellet gun and some bread
Strait meat in the pokey

[obxbufflehead]

Took a little better picture of your boat this morning TK.

Looks like a Viking?

[obxbufflehead]

Bobby Hill (ox)

Questions, lot of them
Sense of wide eyed wonderment
the world is an odd place

mom is still mom
but she is the teacher, too
boring on both counts

This is the first time I've read this thread. Glad I did.

[Tomkat]

Aunt Betty

Some call him acorn
in his head, hes a bit cracked
but we love him anyway

Drives his boat too fast
thru the flooded timber
crash, and then silence

Duck club was fun,
camping in the sun with a gun
only friend is a dog

[assateague]

what the hell.

[assateague]

Can't stop counting them
TomKat's syllables- so wrong
Making me crazy.

[Tomkat]

Can't stop counting them
TomKat's syllables- so wrong
Making me crazy.

When I read this, I actually laughed out loud.

I think you made my day with that one.

[Tomkat]

View # 1,000

Yes, thread hit a grand
Driving olly crazy, this is crap!
Assateague needs new calculator

[Tomkat]

Redbeard

Big red is his name
Momma is a hot tamale,
barefoot and pregnant

likes to scull for ducks
likes his women like his coffee
strong and black

Also likes training new cops
he catches up on his sleep that way
and makes them clean the road kill

[Redbeard]

Ha!

[Tomkat]

spring is in da air
trees are green, birds they sing
why did it snow again?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

omfg, this shit is still going?

[Tomkat]

MT boy is a plumber
bitch about old roommate and all
still get to hit it

[Woody]

Dog coats south and north
Olly's dog getting homesick
Different or the same

TomKat is very vague
Woody's over-analyzation
One wise and one young

[jarbo03]

MT boy is a plumber
bitch about old roommate and all
still get to hit it

Fishing we will go
Crappie will be on the hook
TK, you fuckin ready

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

[Tomkat]

Today is Friday
Best day of week, oh boy!
Momma coming home today.

Jarbo has old car
air conditioner work very well
hope no one saw me

glad thread is alive
love it when people surprised
everyone loves art

[assateague]

UDS smoker-
How tall is the firebox?
Can't get an answer.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Once there was a man
In Kansas he abided
Fella could not count

[ManlyMan]

Tick bites
Starting to itch

[Woody]

Once there was a man
In Kansas he abided
Fella could not count

Then flying from out of the BLUE
Woody came rushing in, to the rescue
Don't worry, Ol'TomKat

Woody has got your back
If syllable counting, troubles you
Use this nifty website

http://www.wordcalc.com/

[assateague]

Good hell, now he's got Woodrow and Doc fucking it up, too.

[Tomkat]

Good hell, now he's got Woodrow and Doc fucking it up, too.

Ha ha you worry about banging that teacher, I got the Haiku covered

[flight control]

Smoking tomorow
Boston butt, two racks of ribs
Rub rubbed, in the fridge

To the old orchard
For limbs of apple to burn
Cut, fuck you bucksaw

Bleeding profusely
Back to car, I drag my wood
Sweet bloody smoke

Blood has been spilled
Tomorow, the drink will flow
Better turn out good

[Tomkat]

Flight Control

A great Canadian
Needs to get a better avatar
probably played hockey?

Eats back bacon, ehh?
Drinks a molson, hot or cold
Kills a lot of ducks

[assateague]

I'm almost positive that the proper format in that last one was an accident.