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So, I had to set my son straight

Postby don taylor » Fri May 17, 2013 5:42 am

He was a bit confused when he came home from school. His school holds a day of dancing at the end of the year. Each grade performs a different style of dance in a end of the year show for the parents. My daughter is square dancing and my son is doing some other slow dance which requires being paired up. His teacher told them that it's okay to just pick a partner to learn the dance with. Well, my son and every other little kid picked their best friend, likely of the same sex. Now, it's some kind of waltzz or some crap where they're dancing as a couple. Now, I know that maybe the boy girl ratio might be messed up and make some same sex pairs but i told my son to find a girl. He was confused and shocked that I thought that a boy should dance with a girl. Here, I'm thinking, what is wrong with this world when traditions like dancing with the opposite sex are being cast aside? I explained everything from how a man leads a woman in a dance and why a boy should dance with a girl. Well, I got a bit of criticism from a friend, saying I should have let him dance with whoever and he's just in kindergarten.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby assateague » Fri May 17, 2013 6:51 am

I feel your pain. I absolutely despise what the public school system has become. It's not inappropriate for a boy to slow dance with a boy, but it is inappropriate for girls to flip a dress up in play. Hypocrisy.

As for the dance thing, they do the EXACT same thing here. I don't get it. Last year at my daughters kindergarten assembly, there were boys dancing with boys and girls dancing with girls, same deal- some sort of waltz. At least this year in first grade it was Irish river dance nonsense. By all means, let them dance and "express" themselves. But whatever you do, don't give them a fundamental reading and writing education. Dumb asses.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 7:39 am

DAMN that is messed up.

DAMN DAMN DAMN.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 8:54 am

And let me guess Don, if you talk to the school bout it, you get labeled a homophob?
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby assateague » Fri May 17, 2013 8:57 am

Almost a guaranteed outcome.

I'm going to start my own private school. I don't know what it's going to be called yet, but the marketing scheme will center around "We will raise your kid to be a smart leader of men, not a pansy-ass sheep concerned only with feelings". Or maybe "Want your kid to be better than 95% of the population? Send them to school here."
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 9:11 am

assateague wrote:Almost a guaranteed outcome.

I'm going to start my own private school. I don't know what it's going to be called yet, but the marketing scheme will center around "We will raise your kid to be a smart leader of men, not a pansy-ass sheep concerned only with feelings". Or maybe "Want your kid to be better than 95% of the population? Send them to school here."
you got room for five???
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby assateague » Fri May 17, 2013 9:15 am

First 10 students are free, and will be considered stakeholders in the enterprise. They will, however, have to earn additional credits by tending a garden, feeding livestock, and cleaning and putting up deer. Now that I think about it, I should just call the school "Walnut Grove Preparatory Academy".


Don, are you going to talk to the school, or did your son decide he wasn't going to dance with another boy?
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Woody » Fri May 17, 2013 9:32 am

If he were not in kindergarten I could see your gripe.
All of us at that age thought the other sex had cooties.

What I do have a problem with is requiring a dance for every child in every grade.

When I was that age, we had a Christmas Chorus and that was it.
The liberal agenda to get our next generation sissified and gay a-okay mentality, really pisses me off.
It is not a-okay, it is against science and religion, and should be handled with care and scrutiny.
It certainly should not be introduced to a 5 or 6 year old.

Until you told your son, unless the teacher had already, he had no idea.
But I'm not trying to tell you how to raise your children, I have no experience in that. I was just making an observation.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 9:36 am

ObX still dances with boys
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Fri May 17, 2013 9:40 am

assateague wrote:First 10 students are free, and will be considered stakeholders in the enterprise. They will, however, have to earn additional credits by tending a garden, feeding livestock, and cleaning and putting up deer. Now that I think about it, I should just call the school "Walnut Grove Preparatory Academy".


Don, are you going to talk to the school, or did your son decide he wasn't going to dance with another boy?


Professor! :lol:

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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby flight control » Fri May 17, 2013 9:48 am

assateague wrote:Almost a guaranteed outcome.

I'm going to start my own private school. I don't know what it's going to be called yet, but the marketing scheme will center around "We will raise your kid to be a smart leader of men, not a pansy-ass sheep concerned only with feelings". Or maybe "Want your kid to be better than 95% of the population? Send them to school here."

You should really add a fuck you in there.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby don taylor » Fri May 17, 2013 10:14 am

He's not dancing with a boy. The confusion ended when I asked his Uncle Luech iff he would like to dance with boys and if he would like a picture of him dancing with boys when he was young. He's 18 and one of Jake's idols and when he said 'Heck No!' That was all Jake needed to hear.

I'm not going to call the school. I planted the seed I needed to. What other people tell their kids is on them.,
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby assateague » Fri May 17, 2013 11:10 am

Good. Unfortunately, you are probably now going to have to deal with the note home chastising him for saying "dancing with other boys is gross". If I were you, I'd have fun with that one.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby don taylor » Fri May 17, 2013 11:54 am

That would be a terrible mistake on their part. What i choose to teach and how I influence my son is none of their business I'll make somebody's life hell for that.
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Postby grizz18 » Fri May 17, 2013 12:42 pm

don taylor wrote:That would be a terrible mistake on their part. What i choose to teach and how I influence my son is none of their business I'll make somebody's life hell for that.


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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 17, 2013 2:08 pm

Being labeled a homophobe is not a bad thing.
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Postby assateague » Fri May 17, 2013 2:41 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Being labeled a homophobe is not a bad thing.


Truth. Although the "phobe" implies fear. If I could figure out what the suffix for "dislike" is, that would be more applicable.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 17, 2013 2:47 pm

assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Being labeled a homophobe is not a bad thing.


Truth. Although the "phobe" implies fear. If I could figure out what the suffix for "dislike" is, that would be more applicable.

For me, it's more like anti-gay and anti-gay rights, fag hater, fuck the civil rights movement, you pretty much get the picture.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 4:56 pm

rebelp74 wrote: fuck the civil rights movement
yea I forgot you hated black folks
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri May 17, 2013 4:58 pm

Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote: fuck the civil rights movement
yea I forgot you hated black folks

That cracked me up:)
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 5:22 pm

Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote: fuck the civil rights movement
yea I forgot you hated black folks


you dont have to hate them to not like being around them....
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 17, 2013 5:24 pm

Tomkat wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
rebelp74 wrote: fuck the civil rights movement
yea I forgot you hated black folks


you dont have to hate them to not like being around them....

Thank you!
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 9:33 pm

Unbelievable
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby obxbufflehead » Fri May 17, 2013 9:45 pm

Redbeard wrote:ObX still dances with boys

I couldn't let this slip by. :lol: :lol: You should be happy to know that there is a girl I'm interested in.




Oh and I don't dance.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri May 17, 2013 9:48 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:ObX still dances with boys

I couldn't let this slip by. :lol: :lol: You should be happy to know that there is a girl I'm interested in.




Oh and I don't dance.

Well after looking at your bow fishing pic you need to eat a damn samich a strong wing could blow you away. We wouldn't want your new gal pal to beat ya up when you refuse to satisfy her needs.:)
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby obxbufflehead » Fri May 17, 2013 9:51 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Redbeard wrote:ObX still dances with boys

I couldn't let this slip by. :lol: :lol: You should be happy to know that there is a girl I'm interested in.




Oh and I don't dance.

Well after looking at your bow fishing pic you need to eat a damn samich a strong wing could blow you away. We wouldn't want your new gal pal to beat ya up when you refuse to satisfy her needs.:)

I do look skinny in that pic. I am bigger than that.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:Unbelievable


Believe it.

I don't hate them.

I choose to not live around them.

You are welcome to have my share.

I bet reb would offer his up, too.


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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 17, 2013 10:11 pm

Tomkat wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Unbelievable


Believe it.

I don't hate them.

I choose to not live around them.

You are welcome to have my share.

I bet reb would offer his up, too.


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Indeed. No hate here, just nothing I want.
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Re: So, I had to set my son straight

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 11:40 pm

Ignorance is bliss huh fellas
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Postby rebelp74 » Fri May 17, 2013 11:48 pm

No, biggotry is! :)
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