Breakfast in the boat/blind

[Tomkat]

Something in this thread reeks of pussy

Hey thats funny John!! Ha ha ha wow!!
Great!!


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[Tomkat]

Yeah jehler, there is a 0 % chance of that. I mean, that silly ratio, 50/50

I'm gonna hunt with you some day...and you can damn well guarantee I'm sneaking booze on your life raft

You are welcome anytime Brah

For your convenience a copy of Kansas Safe Boating will be provided to you. Please take the time to read the booklet and ask Captain TomKat if you are unclear on any of the rules. He can assist you with legal compliance.

As required by law, I will report any unsafe behavior or failure to adhere to safe boating practices to the proper authorities.

Other wise we would be at risk of hurting ourself or others.

Something is going to kill me. Its not going to be duck hunting (50/50)


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You can't drink in a boat according to Kansas state law?

No, its okay! Drinks all around!!


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[Tomkat]

Wadevva!

You can not board the Mary Frances with out a life vest, and I don't provide them.

The KKK knows all of this, they don't have a problem.

So what the rest of you drunken pirates matters.....Hmm? How much does it matter to me what you think? Thats a good one.....

How much of a fuck do you think I give at what anyone thinks, bootlipkilla, if you had to take a guess?

Something will kill me some day. It won't be duck hunting.

Uncle Earl was 66 years old, over weight with a bad heart. His skank about had a nervous break down over him dieing on her. I hope he got to shoot it.
Me and my (male) cousins, we all thought it was funny as shit. The sisters wouldnt allow her at the funeral, and I REALLY wanted to meet her.

i think you give more fucks than I have ever had, that's why your whining about it now. 50/50 chance Your going to die duck hunting because your in your boat drunk without a life vest

Right again Jehler!!


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[(MT)Montanafowler]

[(MT)Montanafowler]

why can't i post up an army of TKs on soapboxes?

[Tomkat]

why can't i post up an army of TKs on soapboxes?

There is an internal control that stops you from doing so if you dont know when enough is enough.

The 20 that you posted got the message across.

[aunt betty]

Shut up n eat your breakfast Francis.

[Tomkat]

Shut up n eat your breakfast Francis.

Frances (with an E) is named after my late mother, god rest her soul.

[Woody]

Holy lord... I am gone for a weekend and the place goes to hell.

[aunt betty]

My name is Francis Soyer. Everybody calls me psycho.
If you call me Francis, I will kill you...


Lighten up Francis.

[Tomkat]

My name is Francis but my friends call me psycho.
If you call me Francis, I will kill you...


Lighten up Francis.

Ha ha! Good one Acorn! You got to use it twice (its only funny once)

[aunt betty]

It is FrancIs wirh an I.
YOU
ARE
WRONG.
Burn

[Tomkat]

It is FrancIs wirh an I.
YOU
ARE
WRONG.
Burn

Hee heee haw! Wow thats great!

[GadwallGetter530]

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This. Is. Awesome.

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You better watch out. Boot charges a corkage Fee in his blind......

[aunt betty]

From this thread, it appears that y'all drink mixed drinks , whiskey, and wine with your breakfast.
I might have "Irished up" my coffee a time or two.
The day I sang the "Acorn Song" I was still drunk from last night, hungover, and had to take something to make my head quit thumping. From that day on they called me "corn".
Having three Mike's in the same blind WAS A FACTOR.
I had to take a nickname and made one up quickly.

[Feelin' Fowl]

From this thread, it appears that y'all drink mixed drinks , whiskey, and wine with your breakfast.
I might have "Irished up" my coffee a time or two.
The day I sang the "Acorn Song" I was still drunk from last night, hungover, and had to take something to make my head quit thumping. From that day on they called me "corn".
Having three Mike's in the same blind WAS A FACTOR.
I had to take a nickname and made one up quickly.

So is that the acorn story? I figured there would be more to it than that.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[Blast & Cast]

I like to get out early, early. I mean midnight. Set up the boat/blind and sleep in it until shooting time. I'll hang a coleman lantern on a tree branch up high so everyone can see I'm out in the hole.
I set an alarm clock for about 30-45 minutes prior to LST.
It goes off and I start cooking breakfast. I get a thrill knowing everyone within smelling range is going God Damn that guy...cuz they're hungry and cold.

I take the same thing most times. Six eggs, 1/4 pound of bacon, two slices of american cheese and 4 pieces of bread.
I cook the bacon and then do scrambled eggs in the grease left from cooking. I dump most of the grease back into the jar.
To finish I tear up the cheese and melt it into the eggs.
Cheesy scrambled eggs n bacon between two slices of bread.
Can do it in the dark.

NOW I went and made myself hungry.

Do you wash your hands first.....Like on the video

[Tomkat]

will this fucking thread ever die?

[Bootlipkiller]

will this fucking thread ever die?

You could ask for it to be deleted like MB!:)

[aunt betty]

I was kinda expecting (hoping) someone like Indaswamp to take my boat-blind breakfasts to a new level.

There are blinds where I hunt that have kitchens in them but...it's illegal to get into one. ???
If you don't know what I am referring to...look up Big Lake WMA and read about what's been going on there the last couple years. That is where I go and I'm here to tell you...if you don't have balls made of brass, steel, or titanium, STAY AWAY from Big Lake.

TK wants the thread deleted because it exposed his JI-NEE.

[Tomkat]

I never said deleted.

I said to die

[aunt betty]

When Bieber sings, your jinee tickles. Admit it.

[Tomkat]

When Bieber sings, your jinee tickles. Admit it.

If you were here right now I would totally smash your taint up in your guts

[jehler]

will this fucking thread ever die?

if it does it will probably die duck hunting drunk without a pfd as a good duck hunting thread should

[assateague]

[assateague]

When Bieber sings, your jinee tickles. Admit it.

If you were here right now I would totally smash your taint up in your guts

This is still making me laugh

[3legged_lab]

When Bieber sings, your jinee tickles. Admit it.

If you were here right now I would totally smash your taint up in your guts

Wanna borrow 'the' boots?

[Tomkat]

Jimmy I used yours in a sig line, why dont you put my taint smasher on your sig?

You are due for a new one (and new rusty shakelford, too)

[flight control]

Shooting is like pool for me. I shoot better when I'm drunk. Is it just me or is anyone else like that?

[Mornin Beef]

Shooting is like pool for me. I shoot better when I'm drunk. Is it just me or is anyone else like that?

those decathletes use to drink a shot or two before olympic competitions. It is banned because it is an performance enhancing drug.