The Theory of Medium©

[Tomkat]

I always order my steak medium, hoping it comes to me medium rare.

Medium is the ultimate safe bet in the steak house (50/50)

[assateague]

You just shot your own theory down when you said "hoping it comes medium rare". If you want medium rare, you should order medium rare. Otherwise, you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

[aunt betty]

Why can't you go to a Chinese restaurant for appetizers and an Italian restaurant for the entree? Drink to excess at both places, go home happy!

in my gut that would be the equivalent of a daisy cutter, moab, BOWMAG....you get the picture

Is this "iron gut" John talking or did your wife hack your account?

iron gut? I don't know where you heard that, I know every public toilet from escanaba to Cadillac!

Must be part of being in construction, I am the same way.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

Yeah...mr iron gut, let me know when the iron sphinkter starts rusting.
It will, eventually.