TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Fowlplay » Thu May 30, 2013 8:41 am

how is this shit still going? :lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Thu May 30, 2013 8:50 am

Because it's awesome
Don't know why, but it just is.
Haikus never die.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Fowlplay » Thu May 30, 2013 9:29 am

says you assa
these things fucking suck
they dont even make sense
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Thu May 30, 2013 9:35 am

Haiku requires thought
Deep thinking sort of thinking
Life ain't all NASCAR.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu May 30, 2013 10:11 am

Fowlplay wrote:says you assa
these things fucking suck
they dont even make sense


you do not read much?
go through and read them, think!
Much wisdom and humor
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Fowlplay » Thu May 30, 2013 10:32 am

Tomkat wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:says you assa
these things fucking suck
they dont even make sense


you do not read much?
go through and read them, think!
Much wisdom and humor


i havent been on here much
been chasing tail
some are mildly entertaining.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu May 30, 2013 10:41 am

Fowlplay wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:says you assa
these things fucking suck
they dont even make sense


you do not read much?
go through and read them, think!
Much wisdom and humor


i havent been on here much
been chasing tail
some are mildly entertaining.


Give your dick a rest
hoes will always be ready for more
time to feed your mind
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu May 30, 2013 3:34 pm

GKR and Burger King

Big man wants sandwich
Goes into burgerking, makes a scene
Manager fires poor worker

Lady out of a job
no choice, goes on welfare
Obama care paid by GKR

GKR sells many books
Gets rich off of storage lockers
people on CL hate him
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu May 30, 2013 3:37 pm

Tomkat wrote:GKR and Burger King

Big man wants sandwich
Goes into burgerking, makes a scene
Manager fires poor worker

Lady out of a job
no choice, goes on welfare
Obama care paid by GKR

GKR sells many books
Gets rich off of storage lockers
people on CL hate him



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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 30, 2013 5:26 pm

TK tired of 50/50:

50/50 50/
50 50/50 50/50
50/50 ha!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Thu May 30, 2013 6:19 pm

five syllable line
then followed by a seven
five syllable line


can't you fucking count?
myself, I count very well
why can't you get it?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 31, 2013 10:31 am

aunt betty wrote:five syllable line
then followed by a seven
five syllable line


can't you fucking count?
myself, I count very well
why can't you get it?


You dumb motherfucker,
you can count, why cant you read?
its all been explained
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 31, 2013 12:35 pm

Jarbo, UDS

Beautiful in design
Made to work with efficiency
UDS really kicks ass
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:35 pm

Olly's New Job

Early to work for job
Like all gov workers, no one on time
Feet up on desk, ez money

Short drive to work
will not share uniform picture
maybe Gidget will help
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Willie » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:52 pm

The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:16 pm

Bobby Hill likes waves
He has never been on lakes Erie
play him Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:21 pm

Willie wrote:The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking :)
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Willie » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:24 pm

jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking :)

Were you high?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:31 pm

Willie wrote:
jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking :)

Were you high?
on adrenaline, little brother bet me I couldn't make it from Yuba to ptobego,(ramp to a duck spot, about a mile and a half) was blowing a sustained 40, I almost sank it getting it off the trailer, he won. I would have made it, I was surfing the waves so to speak and choosing my time to cross the crests but was taking on water from the spray of the white wash I was dodging, I pulled the plug to let the water run out and when crossing a wave lost my balance and dropped he plug overboard. This little incident broke my concentration enough to screw up just enough to put the bow into a wave a little too steep and we were done, from a fairly dry boat to the gas tank floating away boat under water in about two seconds lol
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:31 pm

jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking :)


Making it that far is impressive! Was on Waconda Lake with a hard 6ft chop in a 17ft Charger, that was enough to make me puckered up tight. Was way worse than the 12-15 footers in the gulf on a 42ft.

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:35 pm

jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:
jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking :)

Were you high?
on adrenaline, little brother bet me I couldn't make it from Yuba to ptobego,(ramp to a duck spot, about a mile and a half) was blowing a sustained 40, I almost sank it getting it off the trailer, he won. I would have made it, I was surfing the waves so to speak and choosing my time to cross the crests but was taking on water from the spray of the white wash I was dodging, I pulled the plug to let the water run out and when crossing a wave lost my balance and dropped he plug overboard. This little incident broke my concentration enough to screw up just enough to put the bow into a wave a little too steep and we were done, from a fairly dry boat to the gas tank floating away boat under water in about two seconds lol

That is shear awesomeness!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:37 pm

I've been running boats since before I could ride a bike, with a 12-14' tiller you can run the waves like a surfer and go through some incredible seas, just not much room for error. I have been more comfortable in a small boat running big waves than in some 30+ footers where you are much more at the mercy of the elements. The barge has seen some rough seas, it hurts your kidneys in that bitch
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby obxbufflehead » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:40 pm

Tomkat wrote:Bobby Hill likes waves
He has never been on lakes Erie
play him Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald

I actually know that song.
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:43 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:
jehler wrote:
Willie wrote:The seas are 8 feet
Reality they are 3
Great Lakes are epic
ive been on Lake Michigan in honest 8'ers in a 12' boat. Made it about a mile before sinking :)

Were you high?
on adrenaline, little brother bet me I couldn't make it from Yuba to ptobego,(ramp to a duck spot, about a mile and a half) was blowing a sustained 40, I almost sank it getting it off the trailer, he won. I would have made it, I was surfing the waves so to speak and choosing my time to cross the crests but was taking on water from the spray of the white wash I was dodging, I pulled the plug to let the water run out and when crossing a wave lost my balance and dropped he plug overboard. This little incident broke my concentration enough to screw up just enough to put the bow into a wave a little too steep and we were done, from a fairly dry boat to the gas tank floating away boat under water in about two seconds lol

That is shear awesomeness!
we salvaged everything, had a half mile walk to get the gas tank and half a fuel line, swam the boat up to shore and dragged it up the leeward side of a point on shore a few feet at a time until it was dry. We were only a couple hundred yards from shore, probably in 60-80 fow when I lost the plug, 12' when we took the wave, wind and waves pushed us in fast
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:46 pm

jehler wrote:I've been running boats since before I could ride a bike, with a 12-14' tiller you can run the waves like a surfer and go through some incredible seas, just not much room for error. I have been more comfortable in a small boat running big waves than in some 30+ footers where you are much more at the mercy of the elements. The barge has seen some rough seas, it hurts your kidneys in that bitch

Surfing waves in a boat sounds like a blast, providing the water isn't too cold. If I had waves like that on the small waters here, I'd do just for fun. I'd still be more comfortable in big waves like that in the big boat though.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:51 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
jehler wrote:I've been running boats since before I could ride a bike, with a 12-14' tiller you can run the waves like a surfer and go through some incredible seas, just not much room for error. I have been more comfortable in a small boat running big waves than in some 30+ footers where you are much more at the mercy of the elements. The barge has seen some rough seas, it hurts your kidneys in that bitch

Surfing waves in a boat sounds like a blast, providing the water isn't too cold. If I had waves like that on the small waters here, I'd do just for fun. I'd still be more comfortable in big waves like that in the big boat though.
in the big lakes here a wind makes a crazy wave, I've got some time on the ocean and when I have experienced a rough sea it was a LOT different. With 8'ers here you might have 8-10 crests in 150 yards, they just stack up on top of each other
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:55 pm

I bet, the smaller water like that seems like it'd make much more of wash. I've been in some crazy stuff on some of the different ships I've been on. Broke my collar bone in typhoon on the tanker I'm currently on 2 years ago. That typhoon made for some different stuff. We ended having 13 guys break something during that storm. I will say that out of all the waters I've been on the north atlantic in a storm is the worst.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:57 pm

I'm going to have to run the Straits of Magellan in the hybrid, I suppose.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:57 pm

rebelp74 wrote:I bet, the smaller water like that seems like it'd make much more of wash. I've been in some crazy stuff on some of the different ships I've been on. Broke my collar bone in typhoon on the tanker I'm currently on 2 years ago. That typhoon made for some different stuff. We ended having 13 guys break something during that storm. I will say that out of all the waters I've been on the north atlantic in a storm is the worst.
I would think the gulf could be similar to a Great Lakes in regards to weather?

I have never experienced swells over 15', I imagine swells bigger than that with a chop on top would be quite exiting
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jehler » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:58 pm

assateague wrote:I'm going to have to run the Straits of Magellan in the hybrid, I suppose.
ill run beside ya in the 14 as a safety boat ;)
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