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The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Thu May 30, 2013 4:45 pm

I am one lucky son-of-a-bitch. I disagree with the 50/50 and think it's more like 60/40. (in my special case)
Either there is a 50/50 chance the 60/40 is right and the 50/50 is wrong or there is a 60/40 chance that 50/50 is right and 60/40 is wrong. There is also a VERY good chance that they are both FUCKING WRONG and incredibly stupid.

Does anyone else think they are lucky as hell like me?
75/25™ perhaps?
There is a 100% chance of getting some bullshit on you here.

I saw it on the internet so it must be true.
Bonjour. 8-)
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby grizz18 » Thu May 30, 2013 4:54 pm

When my job permits, i want some that good good you be smoking.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Thu May 30, 2013 5:09 pm

grizz18 wrote:When my job permits, i want some that good good you be smoking.
Fine.
You're going to have to travel to some mighty out of the way places. Your boat is way too big. Bring your gun, waders, beer, shotgun shells and money. If you have room for a couple young southern girls, bring them too. Will supply the rest.
I'll loan you a life jacket and let you bring your beverage of choice in the boat unlike the Kansas boat-nazi. 8-)
There is a 60/40 chance you'll kill a pintail. :lol:
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu May 30, 2013 7:53 pm

aunt betty wrote:
grizz18 wrote:When my job permits, i want some that good good you be smoking.
Fine.
You're going to have to travel to some mighty out of the way places. Your boat is way too big. Bring your gun, waders, beer, shotgun shells and money. If you have room for a couple young southern girls, bring them too. Will supply the rest.
I'll loan you a life jacket and let you bring your beverage of choice in the boat unlike the Kansas boat-nazi. 8-)
There is a 60/40 chance you'll kill a pintail. :lol:


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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:04 am

Have decided to use my boat unrgistered.
I have another trailer. Use the plates off that one.
There is a 60/40 chance I will get away wirh it. :mrgreen:
In 25+ years have never had the gw ask about this stuff.
Always its lets see your licence and how many did you kill.
Thats about it.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:07 am

well AB, the boat tells me you go to Africa for Brown-Brown, this explains everything.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:38 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:well AB, the boat tells me you go to Africa for Brown-Brown, this explains everything.

Africa, California. Green green wirh a hint of purple and a bit of red.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:25 pm

aunt betty wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:well AB, the boat tells me you go to Africa for Brown-Brown, this explains everything.

Africa, California. Green green wirh a hint of purple and a bit of red.


no, brown brown is like cocaine but dirtier and may actually kill you, either by ingesting it or by getting gunned down by a skinny with a gold AK while trying to get some.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:04 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:well AB, the boat tells me you go to Africa for Brown-Brown, this explains everything.

Africa, California. Green green wirh a hint of purple and a bit of red.


no, brown brown is like cocaine but dirtier and may actually kill you, either by ingesting it or by getting gunned down by a skinny with a gold AK while trying to get some.

How do you know this stuff? You duck hunt in africa or something?
Is your guide named Boat?
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:28 am

aunt betty wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:well AB, the boat tells me you go to Africa for Brown-Brown, this explains everything.

Africa, California. Green green wirh a hint of purple and a bit of red.


no, brown brown is like cocaine but dirtier and may actually kill you, either by ingesting it or by getting gunned down by a skinny with a gold AK while trying to get some.

How do you know this stuff? You duck hunt in africa or something?
Is your guide named Boat?


no, his name is Click Click, and he told me to tell you Click.


Click click click click click click click, click click click click click click click. Click click click click click.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:50 am

No fucks to give.
You seem to think I care what you think.
You are mistaken.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:57 am

aunt betty wrote:No fucks to give.
You seem to think I care what you think.
You are mistaken.


lighten up francis :beer:
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby jehler » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:58 am

Aunt Betty is a on a friendship campaign I see
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:04 am

jehler wrote:Aunt Betty is a on a friendship campaign I see


no kidding. Click Click is upset. he wanted a friend, that's why he told me to tell AB "click" now he says clickity click, which, needless to say, is pretty obvious at this point.
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:29 am

60/40 chance you are wrong.
Beep beep.
Woo woo
Whatever. :mrgreen:
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Re: The 60/40™

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:23 pm

jehler wrote:Aunt Betty is a on a friendship campaign I see

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Re: The 60/40™

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Re: The 60/40™

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:57 pm

I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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