TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[rebelp74]

Is that a matrix haiku? Impossible! Unless...

[assateague]

That's some next level shit, right there.

[Tomkat]

More Horseshit

3+2+5
7-3 x 2- 1
None of them add up to Haiku

[Tomkat]

And now, BULLSHIT

[Woody]

And now, BULLSHIT

Ha!!!!!

[Tomkat]

Sunday here, no work
time to change the mower blades
would rather be at work

[Tomkat]

Mower Blades

Spinning and cutting
round and round they cut the grass
New ones good, dull, bad.

Jim has some new ones
Green, shipped from the Commonwealth
Is there a tax for that?

No mowing sucks on ranch
grass and weeds get tall, very fast
John Deere best mower ever

[Tomkat]

Ground Hog
Sitting on his dirt mound,
Eating bites of grass, not a care
Zip! Pow! Now he is dinner

60/40

Helter Skelter,
What is the color, when black is burned?
Trade your heros for goats

[Tomkat]

Hump Day

First Tue, then Thur
Right in the middle comes Wen
Worst day of the week

[Tomkat]

Boobies

I like boobies
Big and round, standing proud
show me the ends of 'em

[DeadEye_Dan]

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[Tomkat]

Dan, should I have used pictures with the boobie haiku so you would appreciate it more?

[Tomkat]

Don't smoke crack!

Crack is very bad,
REally, Really very bad
Dont smoke crack!

[Tomkat]

Running and jumping,
Playmates frolic in the blue waters
undress; then camera time

[Tomkat]

Second Shotgun

Like a back up plan
A spare shotgun is a good idea
Just in case....

Would like a Beretta
Damn! They are pretty expensive
The best costs more.

[Woody]

Second Shotgun

Like a back up plan
A spare shotgun is a good idea
Just in case....

Would like a Beretta
Damn! They are pretty expensive
The best costs more.

You think Beretta is the best?

[rebelp74]

Second Shotgun

Like a back up plan
A spare shotgun is a good idea
Just in case....

Would like a Beretta
Damn! They are pretty expensive
The best costs more.

You think Beretta is the best?

It's not think, they are.

[Woody]

Second Shotgun

Like a back up plan
A spare shotgun is a good idea
Just in case....

Would like a Beretta
Damn! They are pretty expensive
The best costs more.

You think Beretta is the best?

It's not think, they are.

maybe best masproduction, but not best

[rebelp74]

Second Shotgun

Like a back up plan
A spare shotgun is a good idea
Just in case....

Would like a Beretta
Damn! They are pretty expensive
The best costs more.

You think Beretta is the best?

It's not think, they are.

maybe best masproduction, but not best

I'll give you that.

[Tomkat]

Woody,
They are the best



























for what I want them for

[Woody]

Woody,
They are the best



























for what I want them for

Why do you think that?

[Tomkat]

Because











so many people

















tell me





















how


















reliable they are.












Why do you






















doubt


























me?

[Woody]

I don't!

I was mearly asking...

My favorite shotgun is made by a company owned by Beretta.

I would tell you that if it is a back up gun a Beretta is awfully expensive.
I think for a go to gun, if they fit you well, they are hard to beat and I would love an A400.

[Woody]

I picture you as an American Made lover...

[Tomkat]

Some of them are made in the Commonwealth of Maryland.

Did you forget what two cars we drive?

Rice grinders, baby....

[Woody]

Some of them are made in the Commonwealth of Maryland.

Did you forget what two cars we drive?

Rice grinders, baby....

Touché

[assateague]

Some of them are made in the Commonwealth of Maryland.

Did you forget what two cars we drive?

Rice grinders, baby....

Not anymore. They're moving. Thank you, Governor Douchebag.

[Tomkat]

Some of them are made in the Commonwealth of Maryland.

Did you forget what two cars we drive?

Rice grinders, baby....

Not anymore. They're moving. Thank you, Governor Douchebag.

Oh thats right. MD ran off some more manufacturing jobs.
Why dont you honor the Governor with a haiku AT?

[assateague]

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
O'Malley is an asshat.
And a communist.

Rain tax? Feed the "poor".
Fuckers eat better than me.
"Independence" Card?

[Mornin Beef]

Free market food stamps
Awesome for economy
Free beer and zig zags