TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

Good job! Now can we work Joe Biden in there somehow?

[assateague]

Joe Biden, VP.
From Delaware, just north of me.
But still a douchebag.

[Tomkat]

There ya go!

He is one heartbeat away from running things HIS way......thank you voters!

[Woody]

There ya go!

He is one heartbeat away from running things HIS way......thank you voters!

I'm entirely positive that if that happens, the legeslative branch will ignore him like a fat girl who got the sympathy vote for prom queen.

[Tomkat]

Woody, is there any way you can put that thought in a Haiku after you fix your avatar?

[Tomkat]

Slim Whitman

Sad we are today
Our brother Slim has left us
His yodeling is silent.

Happy trails to you
Slim was one hell of a singer
and had cool clothes

[Tomkat]

Work is starting to suck
work work, dull unending drudgery
no thanks or appreciation

[assateague]

Work is for paychecks,
not for kudos or "thank yous".
Get paid, and go home.

[Tomkat]

Easy for man who
makes money giving speeches
consultants are lame

I do real work
Back is sore, arms are sore
I want insurance

[assateague]

Government office
Isn't really "hard, real, work".
But it pays the bills.

[Tomkat]

Working in the print shop
Printing very large order, many pallets of paper
All handled by hand by lazy workers

Harder than you think
Took 5 machines 68 hours to print
Running at same time

Pick up boxes
load machine, move piles of paper
over and over and over and over

Hand shuffle 60,000 pages, add inserts
Paint with glue to bind
Multiple cuts on cutter

Re-box and re stack
Sheer drudgery and yes it is
Actual hard work

[Woody]

There ya go!

He is one heartbeat away from running things HIS way......thank you voters!

I'm entirely positive that if that happens, the legeslative branch will ignore him like a fat girl who got the sympathy vote for prom queen.

Woody, is there any way you can put that thought in a Haiku after you fix your avatar?

VP-Biden, PQ-UglyBetty
Heart Beat Away from the Oval
Sympathy got the crown

Neither fit for office
Common, you wouldn't think
V card will remain for both

Sorry don't have time to count syllables today.

[Tomkat]

There ya go!

He is one heartbeat away from running things HIS way......thank you voters!

I'm entirely positive that if that happens, the legeslative branch will ignore him like a fat girl who got the sympathy vote for prom queen.

Woody, is there any way you can put that thought in a Haiku after you fix your avatar?

VP-Biden, PQ-UglyBetty
Heart Beat Away from the Oval
Sympathy got the crown

Neither fit for office
Common, you wouldn't think
V card will remain for both

Sorry don't have time to count syllables today.

At least Betty has some girl parts.
Biden is totally worthless

[Woody]

There ya go!

He is one heartbeat away from running things HIS way......thank you voters!

I'm entirely positive that if that happens, the legeslative branch will ignore him like a fat girl who got the sympathy vote for prom queen.

Woody, is there any way you can put that thought in a Haiku after you fix your avatar?

VP-Biden, PQ-UglyBetty
Heart Beat Away from the Oval
Sympathy got the crown

Neither fit for office
Common, you wouldn't think
V card will remain for both

Sorry don't have time to count syllables today.

At least Betty has some girl parts.
Biden is totally worthless

True that!

[Tomkat]

Tunnel light!

Project nearing completion
Two day, max left to finish it
I never want to see green paper again

Another POS is waiting
Buckle up Kansas! is a huge waste
of taxpayer money, and my time.

[Woody]

Tunnel light!

Project nearing completion
Two day, max left to finish it
I never want to see green paper again

Another POS is waiting
Buckle up Kansas! is a huge waste
of taxpayer money, and my time.

But if it can save only one life....

[Tomkat]

Woody, that sounds very noble.

Let me ask you this.

How many coloring books can you remember as an adult?

[Woody]

Woody, that sounds very noble.

Let me ask you this.

How many coloring books can you remember as an adult?

It was a joke bud...

arguing for gun control in the wake of the Sandy Hook shooting, said even if this saves one life,

I can remember exactly ZERO coloring book... how many can you?

[Tomkat]

Zero. And I cant laugh because I see the wasted money....all coming from the Federal Gubment

[Woody]

Zero. And I cant laugh because I see the wasted money....all coming from the Federal Gubment

I didn't laugh either...

[Tomkat]

We really miss Slim,
His 3 octave voice, ever so clear
Indian Love call

[Tomkat]

Going to be warm here
Hot, hot hot today! very hot
I dont like the heat

[Woody]

Going to be warm here
Hot, hot hot today! very hot
I dont like the heat

Cold, Hot, Warm
Detroit metro sucks
Hot here too

Eighty one by nine
Either way it's the same
That's country blues

[rebelp74]

[Tomkat]

Reb, it is time for a new avatar. Come on buddy, something seafaring, k?

[rebelp74]

Pffft!

[Tomkat]

Pffft!

Perhaps a Godzilla avatar to pay homage to your japanigga heritage?

Just a thought...

[rebelp74]

Pffft!

[rebelp74]

Happy now?

[Feelin' Fowl]

Happy now?

Much better!

Woody's needs to go though...