TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:08 am

I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:11 am

Tomkat wrote:I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

And 2990 of them were you!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:12 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tomkat wrote:I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

And 2990 of them were you!


Aren't you supposed to be fishing for cat food?

If I recall, you had a few posts here :o
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:14 am

I don't get the first one.

And yes that's why I said 2990 duh!:lol:
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:16 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:I don't get the first one.

And yes that's why I said 2990 duh!:lol:


If you were fishing you wouldnt be here fucking with my beautiful haiku thread. Cat food is....fish. I cant stand to eat fish.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:17 am

Tomkat wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I don't get the first one.

And yes that's why I said 2990 duh!:lol:


If you were fishing you wouldnt be here fucking with my beautiful haiku thread. Cat food is....fish. I cant stand to eat fish.

Ha! I had to go to work today to support my habits.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:30 am

Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:34 am

Bad Boys, watcha gon
Watcha gon do, when sheriff
John Brown come for you
Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:37 am

Tomkat wrote:Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

Not a chance!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:39 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

Not a chance!


OK, how about the struggles that poor lady has you photographed?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Woody » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:40 am

Tomkat wrote:I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:40 am

Tomkat wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

Not a chance!


OK, how about the struggles that poor lady has you photographed?

She's got 99 problems and brushing her teeth ain't one of them.:lol:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:59 am

See? Great haiku material
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:38 am

Tomkat wrote:See? Great haiku material

No!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:05 am

Greasy shits today.
Nothing but a porta-John
#wontnofunatall
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:38 am

Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?


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NO! CHANGE IT PLEASE!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:42 am

Work

The job is a bitch
Many problems, nagging, shitty
Still need the bitch
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Fowlplay » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:43 pm

still not a fan :popcorn:
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:03 pm

No one is. Thats how this thread got 3000 views


All better now!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Fowlplay » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:31 pm

Tomkat wrote:No one is. Thats how this thread got 3000 views


All better now!

those numbers dont lie
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:25 am

Its all in fun
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:57 am

Silver Mallard

Sleek and strong
Much promise for duck season
Need to test more

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Pull the trigger, listen for BANG!
Dead ducks and geese
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:41 pm

I never quite new
Just what is a dumb haiku?
Until I met you
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:51 pm

aunt betty wrote:I never quite new
Just what is a dumb haiku?
Until I met you


Ha ha! Funny and it rhymes
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jun 27, 2013 6:38 am

Gold bond for Tripod

Cool relief on the sack
Many problems go away after application
Why do you not know this?
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:29 am

Time moves forward
never standing still, in motion
never enough time
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:20 am

Everything but duck hunting

BBQ, nutsacks, bitches
Working on brakes, recruiting
Old TV shows, New movies
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:51 am

Milo...fucking NO!!!!
My dog's breath smells like cat shit
Fucking cat shit breath
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:59 am

Dogs like cat shit
I have told brandy not to
she will alway eat cat shit
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:31 am

Monday come, it sucks
Back to work, more responsability
Rather work on boat
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