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July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:18 pm

Bunch of grouchy-assed old farts who will argue about ANYFUCKINTHING.
It's such a fun and jolly time of the year. Can't see why duck hunters get so grouchy when it's only a hundred and sum days until the duck season.

The teal shooter skeeter whacker guys get to go in a lil over 60 days. They should be telling us about what hard-ons they got in about 5 weeks.

Until then it's gunna be hot and sticky mixed in with a whole lot of controversy with some poor grammar and spelling.

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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby flight control » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:31 pm

Yup, things are almost grinding to a halt here. Should pick up soon enough when the Duck Dynasty killin crews start popping out.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:35 pm

Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby assateague » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:35 pm

If it's any consolation, I argue just as much during duck season.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:59 pm

assateague wrote:If it's any consolation, I argue just as much during duck season.
LOL'ed LOUD.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:01 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:http://youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA
Learn how to embed a video so we don't have to watch the 30 second ad plz.I DO like Fresh Prince...whatever his name is. Welcome to Miami
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby Olly » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:11 pm

assateague wrote:If it's any consolation, I argue just as much during duck season.


That made me laugh.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:21 pm

I just wanna kill sumthin. Messed up and didn't go frog whackin. Next opportunity is...dove season. Guess I will have to go shoot some doves with my 390...hey, that sounds like fun. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. Doves taste purty good.

That can kick off the arguing...how to cook a dove. READYYYYYYYY GO!

Wrap it in bacon and soak it in Italian dressing. Burn the bacon and it's done. :thumbsup:
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby huntfishnv » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:26 pm

In other news my dog is turning into a retrieving machine.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:27 pm

aunt betty wrote:I just wanna kill sumthin. Messed up and didn't go frog whackin. Next opportunity is...dove season. Guess I will have to go shoot some doves with my 390...hey, that sounds like fun. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. Doves taste purty good.

That can kick off the arguing...how to cook a dove. READYYYYYYYY GO!

Wrap it in bacon and soak it in Italian dressing. Burn the bacon and it's done. :thumbsup:

Frog season is over there?
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:00 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I just wanna kill sumthin. Messed up and didn't go frog whackin. Next opportunity is...dove season. Guess I will have to go shoot some doves with my 390...hey, that sounds like fun. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. Doves taste purty good.

That can kick off the arguing...how to cook a dove. READYYYYYYYY GO!

Wrap it in bacon and soak it in Italian dressing. Burn the bacon and it's done. :thumbsup:

Frog season is over there?

Seriously betty, go get some frogs or something. What about chipmunks. that's nice tablefare for july.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:10 pm

Killing fish is a pretty good time. You got them flying fuckers too down there. Get yourself a cheap bow and a arrow and go run down the river. You can do that from January to September to keep ya busy.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby Bulldog0156 » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:25 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Killing fish is a pretty good time. You got them flying fuckers too down there. Get yourself a cheap bow and a arrow and go run down the river. You can do that from January to September to keep ya busy.

Is there any rule that says you can't shoot 'em with buckshot? I think that'd be fun but I'm sure someone would end up shot.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:27 pm

You can't use guns for fish up here. No idea what the laws are on that in other states. Would be some good practice though. :lol::lol: the shells would get expensive quick though.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:05 pm

Fish smell reminds me of pussy.
Love pussy but hate fishing. #huh?
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:08 pm

huntfishnv wrote:In other news my dog is turning into a retrieving machine.

Good...keep in mind it all really comes together at age three. You will see what I mean. When she is 3, all you gotta do is think it, and she will do it. :thumbsup:
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:43 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Killing fish is a pretty good time. You got them flying fuckers too down there. Get yourself a cheap bow and a arrow and go run down the river. You can do that from January to September to keep ya busy.

We all know AB has a boat that he can't use. Why are you rubbing it in Nuff? Low blow!
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby jehler » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:58 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Killing fish is a pretty good time. You got them flying fuckers too down there. Get yourself a cheap bow and a arrow and go run down the river. You can do that from January to September to keep ya busy.

Is there any rule that says you can't shoot 'em with buckshot? I think that'd be fun but I'm sure someone would end up shot.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby waterfowlman » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:08 pm

jehler wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Killing fish is a pretty good time. You got them flying fuckers too down there. Get yourself a cheap bow and a arrow and go run down the river. You can do that from January to September to keep ya busy.

Is there any rule that says you can't shoot 'em with buckshot? I think that'd be fun but I'm sure someone would end up shot.
http://youtu.be/SMGFZ0TGZbA

http://youtu.be/fek8lQfMZS8


Those videos are fucking beautiful....what a blast!! He was pretty damn good with that spear. The fish hitting him in the face was hilarious.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby jehler » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:10 pm

That was funny shit the kid on skis huh!i told jr I'd tan his ass if I ever see him shooting a gun as reckless as the yahoo in the second vid, still, looks like a blast
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:10 pm

These guys are fucking nuts.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby Mean Gene » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:22 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:These guys are **** nuts.


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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:24 am

looks like a blast!!!
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:45 am

Shooting them asian carp is a thing they do about 100 miles west of me.
Why waste time messing with something I aint gunna eat? I spend the miles on my truck carefully and go crazy during duck season.
If I had titles...
Would catch shad with cast net. Then bait my trotlines with the shad.
Can catch 5-5# cats with 50 hooks every night.
Have ta sell em to knee grows tho. I hate catfish.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:11 am

Because it a great way to make April-August a lot of fun instead of sitting in the AC all day dreaming about ducks.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:23 am

NuffDaddy wrote:Because it a great way to make April-August a lot of fun instead of sitting in the AC all day dreaming about ducks.

And you are doing what right now? Skiing with a trout net?
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:24 am

No. Because I don't have Asian carp within 500miles of me. I do shoot common carp with a bow 3 or 4 nights a week though.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:59 am

Pictures or it didnt happen. ;)
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:11 pm

I got a whole thread on here somewhere full of em.
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Re: July is hell on a duck forum

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:46 pm

If I had a yeti cooler.
Would you think any less of me?
Better pass on that.

What pictures? #huh?
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