watermelon

[aunt betty]

My wife insists that the instant you cut a melon or grape that it must be refrigerated or you will die from eating it.
Sensitive teeth. I just asked her to not refrigerate grapes and melons anymore please. She wants to fight about it.
Will I die if I eat an unrefrigerated grape? God damnit I gotta know.

I asked for a watermelon today.

She decided that means I wanted watermelon salad? This shit happens a lot.
She asks, "what do you want?". Then changes what I said and gets all butt hurt about it. She dcided I wanted that fruit salad with the little oranges and coconut the other day. (I cant stand coconut)
I'm like, "when did I ask for this? In my sleep?".
Drives me nuts.

[Ducky192]

lol I must have died a lot of times then. I have never heard of that. 1 point you 0 her good luck with that ha ha

[rebelp74]

AB, put some pants on.

[Feelin' Fowl]

My wife insists that the instant you cut a melon or grape that it must be refrigerated or you will die from eating it.
Sensitive teeth. I just asked her to not refrigerate grapes and melons anymore please. She wants to fight about it.
Will I die if I eat an unrefrigerated grape? God damnit I gotta know.

Raisin = Unrefrigerated grape

Not deadly.

[rebelp74]

My wife insists that the instant you cut a melon or grape that it must be refrigerated or you will die from eating it.
Sensitive teeth. I just asked her to not refrigerate grapes and melons anymore please. She wants to fight about it.
Will I die if I eat an unrefrigerated grape? God damnit I gotta know.

Raisin = Unrefrigerated grape

Not deadly.

[3legged_lab]

My wife insists that the instant you cut a melon or grape that it must be refrigerated or you will die from eating it.
Sensitive teeth. I just asked her to not refrigerate grapes and melons anymore please. She wants to fight about it.
Will I die if I eat an unrefrigerated grape? God damnit I gotta know.

Raisin = disgusting

Not deadly, but close.

Fify

[Feelin' Fowl]

My wife insists that the instant you cut a melon or grape that it must be refrigerated or you will die from eating it.
Sensitive teeth. I just asked her to not refrigerate grapes and melons anymore please. She wants to fight about it.
Will I die if I eat an unrefrigerated grape? God damnit I gotta know.

Raisin = disgusting

Not deadly, but close.

Fify

pfffttt! I like raisins.

[aunt betty]

I got my watermelon unchilled. Son in law and I are eating it. She cut up half of it and hid the other half.
She was fuckin w/me.
D'oh.

[assateague]

I'm with you Betty. Unchilled fruit is the way to go.

[ManlyMan]

Ugh. Love crispy cold fruit.

[Olly]

Can't stand Luke warm fruit. Especially watermelon.

Sent from my phone.

[assateague]

Must be an age thing. I don't think I have "sensitive" teeth, but damn, a bite into an ice cold watermelon or cantaloupe hurts like a bitch. Those things hold cold like a potato holds heat. Shit just doesn't stop.

[rebelp74]

Cold fruit all the way.

[3legged_lab]

Must be an age thing. I don't think I have "sensitive" teeth, but damn, a bite into an ice cold watermelon or cantaloupe hurts like a bitch. Those things hold cold like a frshly dug potato holds smell. Shit just doesn't stop.

Fify

[assateague]

ewww.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Watermelon and canteloupe must be chilled to 42 degrees to truely appreciate this fine cuisine. If it hurts your teeth, well go to a dentist

[aunt betty]

Watermelon and canteloupe must be chilled to 42 degrees to truely appreciate this fine cuisine. If it hurts your teeth, well go to a dentist

I am a hick and have no idea what fine cuisine is. I did stay in a motel 6 once though.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Fruit should be served at room temperature in order to experience the greatest flavor.

When overly chilled, the pectins in the fruit physically bond with the sugars creating less than optimal flavor.

[The Duck Hammer]

Hmm, didn't know that.

[3legged_lab]

Fruit should be served at room temperature in order to experience the greatest flavor.

When overly chilled, the pectins in the fruit physically bond with the sugars creating less than optimal flavor.

I do believe you're talking from your ass.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Hey Tripod - what year did you graduate from Killjoke University???

[3legged_lab]

Hey Tripod - what year did you graduate from Killjoke University???

Why? I'm laughing now. Besides hammer bought it.

[The Duck Hammer]

Hey Tripod - what year did you graduate from Killjoke University???

Why? I'm laughing now. Besides hammer bought it.

Sounded reasonable. Fuck you Dan.

[Blast & Cast]

Watermelon room temperature. Slice into pieces, apply salt and eat. Or you can take a whole watermelon and cut a plug out of one end, pour a fifth of vodka in it, apply plug back into hole and chill. Eat after chilled. Keep away from kids.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I think I could have snagged a few more and Hammer wouldn't feel so gullible now...

Ah well!!

[The Duck Hammer]

Watermelon room temperature. Slice into pieces, apply salt and eat. Or you can take a whole watermelon and cut a plug out of one end, pour a fifth of vodka in it, apply plug back into hole and chill. Eat after chilled. Keep away from kids.

[Olly]

Fruit should be served at room temperature in order to experience the greatest flavor.

When overly chilled, the pectins in the fruit physically bond with the sugars creating less than optimal flavor.

Very good

Sent from my phone.

[assateague]

I think I could have snagged a few more and Hammer wouldn't feel so gullible now...

Ah well!!

The funny thing is is that what you said is actually true, even if you said it by accident.

[3legged_lab]

Nahuh

[assateague]

It happens to me sometimes, too. I'm trying to BS, and I like to include some "facts", but then I accidentally include a real story, which stuck in my brain from somewhere. Apparently it just happened to Dan as well.