TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[assateague]

While cutting the grass,
Making haikus in my head.
But they're all gone, now.

[aunt betty]

Really hate haikus
Giving them away for free
Is online stupid.

[Tomkat]

Warms summer days, drifting
Likes sands through the hourglass
So are the days of our lives

[Tomkat]

Flow, whisky flow!
Magic liquid makes problems vanish
Until Monday morning

[Tomkat]

Assateague and the Pintail

Many hours he waits
Hoping to see the elusive bull sprig
Hope gun is loaded

Lower unit ready
Needs one more part to function
USPS taking it easy today

[Mornin Beef]

Why was TK banned?
Was he always a bigot?
4-20MJ?

Jehler needs banning.
J-town is up to no good.
All he does is troll.

[Tomkat]

Need to know basis
Dont know now, you never will
You are being audited

[Woody]

Need to know basis
Dont know now, you never will
You are being audited

That makes no sense
There is a thread about it
All he has to do is read

That is not the correct syllables... I know and I don't care

[Tomkat]

Haiku here never makes sense

[assateague]

Haiku must make sense
It's all about perspective.
Gotta look within.

[Mornin Beef]

I want to talk loud
A few beers and a good song
TK knows trust me

[Tomkat]

Love my Slavic brothers
Good Vodka, good food, good folks
Let go of my ass

[Mornin Beef]

Ive snagged your ass holmes
Let us get the hook out first
Time to party now!

[bill herian]

Grandma was a full blooded Croat. Pretty cool lady, and funny as all get out.

[Mornin Beef]

Grandma was a full blooded Croat. Pretty cool lady, and funny as all get out.

Yup, croats and ukes find awesome ways to laugh. Good job admitting that. Thanks!

[Mornin Beef]

TK is normal
He is honest though thank god!
Honesty is rare

He;d be the main dude
tossin shit and wrekin shit
constitution guard

[aunt betty]

Binelli is good
Beretta is much betta
In a pit or blind

[Tomkat]

TK is normal
He is honest though thank god!
Honesty is rare

He;d be the main dude
tossin shit and wrekin shit
constitution guard

Thanks for making me smile MB. Stepmother was Croat, good folks. You ever drink plum moonshine they make? Crike was that strong.

[Mornin Beef]

TK is normal
He is honest though thank god!
Honesty is rare

He;d be the main dude
tossin shit and wrekin shit
constitution guard

Thanks for making me smile MB. Stepmother was Croat, good folks. You ever drink plum moonshine they make? Crike was that strong.

Ive only ever drank dandelion wine. It has been and will always be a blinder within our tradition. A blinder to our huge intellects and biceps

[Tomkat]

Today is independence day
Shoot fire works, relax with family
eat apple pie

[assateague]

Independence Day
Gadsden flag, homemade AR
'Merica. Fuck yeah.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Perfect

[jarbo03]

Independence Day
Gadsden flag, homemade AR
'Merica. Fuck yeah.

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[rebelp74]

Independence Day
Gadsden flag, homemade AR
'Merica. Fuck yeah.

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[jehler]

Jehler needs banning.
J-town is up to no good.
All he does is troll.

Ouch....

[Tomkat]

Sun is coming up
Dew on the grass melting away
will be hot at work

[Mornin Beef]

Jehler needs banning.
J-town is up to no good.
All he does is troll.

Ouch....

Nothing personal. I'm kinda like Travolta in the movie swordfish. A silent mod who regulates via spot checks. Same reason I email every twentieth post AT makes to the FBI. Take a look at AB's thread count recently for example. He has more threads than Duckhammer has posts. I engineered that. A means to an end.

[assateague]

You should email every 20th and 21st. I've been on to you for months, which is why I save the good stuff for the 21st.

[Mornin Beef]

You should email every 20th and 21st. I've been on to you for months, which is why I save the good stuff for the 21st.

Wait to you see Rebels reaction when he receives a shipment of "bails of hay" and its really just hay for his goats.

[Tomkat]

Morning Beef a snitch?
Lots of contact with NSA and CIA
Shoot in head, then bury