watermelon

[DeadEye_Dan]

Dammit...now I'm scouring teh interwebz because I think AT is trying to double cross me on my own prank

[Blast & Cast]

Watermelon room temperature. Slice into pieces, apply salt and eat. Or you can take a whole watermelon and cut a plug out of one end, pour a fifth of vodka in it, apply plug back into hole and chill. Eat after chilled. Keep away from kids.

It is funny how a song follows your life because I think it was probably back in 89 when I last spiked a watermelon. Never used everclear though.

[3legged_lab]

Dammit...now I'm scouring teh interwebz because I think AT is trying to double cross me on my own prank

That's kinda what I was thinking

[Olly]

Ice cold melon. Mmmm

Sent from my phone.

[aunt betty]

Just a little salt on my watermelon that's served at room temp.
It was cut yesterday so all kinds of bacteria and stuff is festering in there.
Think I'll die from eating day-old melon?

[vincentpa]

Fruit should be served at room temperature in order to experience the greatest flavor.

When overly chilled, the pectins in the fruit physically bond with the sugars creating less than optimal flavor.

This. The same goes for tomatoes. Some things like tomatoes never recover and should never be refrigerated. Once fruit is refrigerated, it can take up to 3 hours at room temperature to experience the true sweetness. However, some fruits like grapes are less susceptible and can be enjoyed cold.

[vincentpa]

Once you cut into a fruit it must be refrigerated.

[assateague]

Dammit...now I'm scouring teh interwebz because I think AT is trying to double cross me on my own prank

That's kinda what I was thinking

Dammit tripod, shut it.

[DeadEye_Dan]

It's a damn wonder that any of us believe anything anymore with all the constant mindfucking going on...

[assateague]

Truth.

[3legged_lab]

Dammit...now I'm scouring teh interwebz because I think AT is trying to double cross me on my own prank

That's kinda what I was thinking

Dammit tripod, shut it.

Ha ha, I was just taking the opposition because no one else was.

It's a damn wonder that any of us believe anything anymore with all the constant mindfucking going on...

Exactly

[3legged_lab]

From now on whenever something is broke I'm gonna piss on it first - just in case.

Homeowner - "hey! Why you pissin on my air conditioner?"
Me - "cuz Jim said it might help!"

[rebelp74]

From now on whenever something is broke I'm gonna piss on it first - just in case.

Homeowner - "hey! Why you pissin on my air conditioner?"
Me - "cuz Jim said 50/50 it would fix it!"

fify!

[aunt betty]

From now on whenever something is broke I'm gonna piss on it first - just in case.

Homeowner - "hey! Why you pissin on my air conditioner?"
Me - "cuz Jim said it might help!"

My 600 horsepower electric motor is busted. It has a 600 amp circuit breaker.
Not sure wether to piss on the motor or the breaker. I just took a wizz and am all pissed out so you do it.

[assateague]

From now on whenever something is broke I'm gonna piss on it first - just in case.

Homeowner - "hey! Why you pissin on my air conditioner?"
Me - "cuz Jim said it might help!"

Tell them it's 50/50 the pissing could save them $400, and I bet they'll let you piss on damn near anything.

[rebelp74]

From now on whenever something is broke I'm gonna piss on it first - just in case.

Homeowner - "hey! Why you pissin on my air conditioner?"
Me - "cuz Jim said it might help!"

Tell them it's 50/50 the pissing could save them $400, and I bet they'll let you piss on damn near anything.

No that's cheapass, I mean cheapassa!