Any Hr Professionals/Hiring Managers out there?

[3legged_lab]

My wife is actually upset that I'm considering getting rid of it for the interview. Can't believe that she likes it...

I guess I'd be a little offended if my wife thought I was so ugly that she preferred me covered with hair.

She said she likes my beard

[one2many]

Still don't understand the big beard in the summer. I blame it on the Robertson's. I'd shave it if I were you.

wtf you talking bout Willis i would start growing my beard as soon as school was out in the spring, that was back in the mid 80's nothing to do with the Robertsons all about being a manly man

Isn't it hot as a **** in the summer?

when you are busting your ass in the summer sun and you are drenched in sweat from head to toe, do you think anyone would give a **** if your face was maybe a degree warmer lol

As good looking as I am, I don't want a big ass beard taking away from my natural beauty...winter, spring, summer, or fall. Know what I mean?

no i dont. are you a chic?

[Goldfish]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

I read it on the internet, it has to be true

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[Willie]

[quote="Willie"]Still don't understand the big beard in the summer. I blame it on the Robertson's. I'd shave it if I were you.

wtf you talking bout Willis i would start growing my beard as soon as school was out in the spring, that was back in the mid 80's nothing to do with the Robertsons all about being a manly man

Isn't it hot as a **** in the summer?

when you are busting your ass in the summer sun and you are drenched in sweat from head to toe, do you think anyone would give a **** if your face was maybe a degree warmer lol

As good looking as I am, I don't want a big ass beard taking away from my natural beauty...winter, spring, summer, or fall. Know what I mean?

no i dont. are you a chic?[/quote]
Negative ghost rider.

[Feelin' Fowl]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

Word to the wise...they were fine with most of this, but after 3 hours of ending sentences with "know what I am saying?!" they got a little fed up.

I thought walking the chair out was going to be the issue...

[huntntech]

How did the interview go yesterday? Hopefully all went well.

[Feelin' Fowl]

How did the interview go yesterday? Hopefully all went well.

I think it was ok, but there is a lot of competition. I haven't interviewed in over 9 years so I was a little rusty, but I think it was ok overall.

I'm not expecting much to come of this one, but it was good practice for the next one. I'm really just looking for an offer so that I can put my 2 weeks in, and get some cash out of my current job.

Thanks for asking.

[huntntech]

Well good luck! I'm sure it'll work out for you, and you'll find what you're looking for.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Well good luck! I'm sure it'll work out for you, and you'll find what you're looking for.