DeadEye_Dan wrote:Ha ha - it took you all day??
Once bitten, twice shy. Thus concludes today's lesson young Jedi.
Nope had to leave and go to work. Just now got back on. Fuck you Dan.
fact of the day
Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:54 pm
Nope had to leave and go to work. Just now got back on. Fuck you Dan.
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Re: fact of the day
by Goldfish » Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:54 pm
And its a shame more girls don't have it
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Re: fact of the day
by assateague » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:23 pm
AKPirate wrote:jehler wrote:they should have never given you niggers moneyassateague wrote:He's a habitual line-stepper.
Go YouTube Chapelles Show clips. Start with "Clayton Bigsby", then "The Nagger Family". And finish with all three parts of The Charlie Murphy Story.
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Re: fact of the day
by DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:27 pm
^^ comedy genius.
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Re: fact of the day
by DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:27 pm
^^ comedy genius.
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Re: fact of the day
by DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:50 pm
I blame all the discussions regarding the shitty android phones, it infected my always on-point iPhone and the miracle that is Tapatalk.
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Re: fact of the day
by rebelp74 » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:53 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I blame all the discussions regarding the shitty android phones, it infected my always on-point iPhone and the miracle that is Tapatalk.
It's the Robertsons' fault.
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:55 pm
rebelp74 wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:I blame all the discussions regarding the shitty android phones, it infected my always on-point iPhone and the miracle that is Tapatalk.
It's the Robertsons' fault.
Yea, fuck them and their overpriced Chinese duck calls.
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:07 pm
And the fact of the day is:
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The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
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Re: fact of the day
by flight control » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:25 pm
A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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Re: fact of the day
by huntall6 » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:33 pm
flight control wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Known from personal experience?
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Re: fact of the day
by flight control » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:41 pm
huntall6 wrote:flight control wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Known from personal experience?
You can only fight hogzilla off for so long
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Re: fact of the day
by NuffDaddy » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:42 pm
huntall6 wrote:flight control wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Known from personal experience?
Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:49 pm
flight control wrote:huntall6 wrote:flight control wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Known from personal experience?
You can only fight hogzilla off for so long
Old ladies and hogs... Man you are getting a hell of a rep in my book.
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Re: fact of the day
by flight control » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:55 pm
Yeah, I'll try harder
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Re: fact of the day
by Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:59 pm
flight control wrote:Yeah, I'll try harder
You've been trying?!?!?!?
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:00 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:flight control wrote:Yeah, I'll try harder
You've been trying?!?!?!?
I don't know what he has in mind but I really don't want to find out.
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Re: fact of the day
by 3geese4me » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:10 pm
flight control wrote:huntall6 wrote:flight control wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Known from personal experience?
You can only fight hogzilla off for so long
He will stop when he is finished.
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Re: fact of the day
by Goldfish » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:21 pm
flight control wrote:A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
What about if it's in a snowstorm?
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Re: fact of the day
by Woody » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:46 am
assateague wrote:AKPirate wrote:jehler wrote:they should have never given you niggers moneyassateague wrote:He's a habitual line-stepper.
Go YouTube Chapelles Show clips. Start with "Clayton Bigsby", then "The Nagger Family". And finish with all three parts of The Charlie Murphy Story.
Those are three of the best skits from his show, but I really enjoyed the one where they went back in time and visited a southern plantation in the 1800s.
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Re: fact of the day
by assateague » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:51 am
That was good. I still think the Charlie Murphy Story is my favorite. That shit is incredibly hilarious.
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Re: fact of the day
by Woody » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:55 am
assateague wrote:That was good. I still think the Charlie Murphy Story is my favorite. That shit is incredibly hilarious.
That one was one of my favorites as well.
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Re: fact of the day
by jehler » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:56 am
If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful
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Re: fact of the day
by Woody » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:00 am
jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful
Better than Buffalo wings?
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Re: fact of the day
by jehler » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:05 am
Woody wrote:jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful
Better than Buffalo wings?
oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels
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Re: fact of the day
by Woody » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:22 am
jehler wrote:Woody wrote:jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful
Better than Buffalo wings?
oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels
What about the tails of mermaids?
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Re: fact of the day
by jehler » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:40 am
i can't confirm they were mermaids but I've eaten some fishy ladies, wasnt badWoody wrote:jehler wrote:Woody wrote:jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful
Better than Buffalo wings?
oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels
What about the tails of mermaids?
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Re: fact of the day
by aunt betty » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:33 pm
If pigs could fly theyd have feathers made of bacon.
God, how did you do everything right on pigs but forgot the bacon wings?
What a world.
God, how did you do everything right on pigs but forgot the bacon wings?
What a world.
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Re: fact of the day
by huntall6 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:01 pm
jehler wrote:Woody wrote:jehler wrote:If pigs could fly their wings would taste wonderful
Better than Buffalo wings?
oh yeah, second only to the wings of fallen angels
Is getting your angel wings kinda like getting your red wings?
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