TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Feelin' Fowl]

Morning Beef a snitch?
Lots of contact with NSA and CIA
Shoot in head, then bury

Shoot in head then feed body to hogs. No evidence to get dug up later...

[rebelp74]

Morning Beef a snitch?
Lots of contact with NSA and CIA
Shoot in head, then bury

[Tomkat]

Reb owns many guns
His favorite is a mid grade Ruger
Fits good, shoots good

[Tomkat]

Hot sun, blazing hot
long day today, will be hot
Hot, hot, hot, hot HOT!

[Tomkat]

Assateague and the NSA

Big Brother likes you
He wants to take care of your needs
Why wont you pay your rain tax?

We listen and hear
All of your anti government talk
Man coming to visit soon.

[assateague]

Man has my address.
Best tell him to pack a lunch,
If he's headed here.

[Tomkat]

Assateague very confused
Big brother will send to a camp
To straighten him out

[Tomkat]

Travon feeling all gangsta
He jump cracker, beat his ass
Bang! Goodbye Travon

[Woody]

Travon feeling all gangsta
He jump cracker, beat his ass
Bang! Goodbye Travon

That is a little callus TK. I realize that he may have deserved or had it coming in some people's minds, but lets not forget no matter how bad a person is, it is still a life.

[assateague]

I disagree with that. Maybe not necessarily in this case, but as a blanket statement. Some people need killing, and that's just a fact.

[Woody]

I disagree with that. Maybe not necessarily in this case, but as a blanket statement. Some people need killing, and that's just a fact.

Yes, but there is almost always someone that is effect by the killing of an individual that may have done little wrong. In this case his parents were likely fairly poor quality parents and role-models, but they are still going to be hurt by his death, even if it is justified.

I'm not saying we shouldn't state the obvious... T was being "gangsta" and he paid for his mistake... T also chose to be racist and I think everyone should be made aware of that...

I think a better response would be reached from those who oppose our thoughts and ideals if a softer touch is used.

Being callus when race batters have the mob ready to riot will get us nothing, but more violence.

[assateague]

I am callous. Being gentle has gotten nothing besides push back, from race baiters, anti-hunters, big government, and everything in between. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being callous and pushing back. It has been demonstrated time and time again that trying to win "hearts and minds" simply doesn't work. That's all I'm saying.

[Tomkat]

Travon feeling all gangsta
He jump cracker, beat his ass
Bang! Goodbye Travon

That is a little callus(sic) TK. I realize that he may have deserved or had it coming in some people's minds, but lets not forget no matter how bad a person is, it is still a life.

You need to go back and read my entire body of haiku work. Its all a bit tongue in cheek any way....

Let's see...is there a Woody haiku in there?
It was a bit callous as I remember, and we are still internet friends.

Woody

he works for big auto
Woody is an iphone lover
he has a painted kayak

voted for obama
proud member of UAW
pays more taxes

coyotes, they fear him
he hurts their delicate hearing
with his terrible calling

[Woody]

I am callous. Being gentle has gotten nothing besides push back, from race baiters, anti-hunters, big government, and everything in between. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being callous and pushing back. It has been demonstrated time and time again that trying to win "hearts and minds" simply doesn't work. That's all I'm saying.

I guess I'm torn, I see what you are saying and agree, but if I was his parents I would be pain. Maybe by their own fault... IDK.

Part of me says join in arms and tear this hack of a government down, the other wants to solve the problems civily.

I guess I change my opinion and now feal like a liberal (jumping to conclusions based on feelings) my bad.

[Tomkat]

Your a good man Woody for recognizing and admiting things about your self. Come duck hunt with me some time.

[Mornin Beef]

Your a good man Woody for recognizing and admiting things about your self. Come duck hunt with me some time.

Tomkat, bring tissues in case woody breaks down crying.

[Woody]

Travon feeling all gangsta
He jump cracker, beat his ass
Bang! Goodbye Travon

That is a little callus(sic) TK. I realize that he may have deserved or had it coming in some people's minds, but lets not forget no matter how bad a person is, it is still a life.

You need to go back and read my entire body of haiku work. Its all a bit tongue in cheek any way....

Let's see...is there a Woody haiku in there?
It was a bit callous as I remember, and we are still internet friends.

Woody

he works for big auto
Woody is an iphone lover
he has a painted kayak

voted for obama
proud member of UAW
pays more taxes

coyotes, they fear him
he hurts their delicate hearing
with his terrible calling

Internet friends we are, and I am not sure how you meant the T Martin haiku, but after reconsideration I think it may have not mattered.

Oh you already read that...

Your a good man Woody for recognizing and admiting things about your self. Come duck hunt with me some time.

I would be happy to.

[Woody]

Your a good man Woody for recognizing and admiting things about your self. Come duck hunt with me some time.

Tomkat, bring tissues in case woody breaks down crying.

Oddly I am usually very unemotional, other than angry or happy.
Weird day in the neighborhood, brotha.

[rebelp74]

Woody when did you get gay?

[Tomkat]

Woody when did you get gay?

Based on a lifetime of working with engineers, I think it had to be in engineering school.

[rebelp74]

ugh umm... PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

[Tomkat]

ugh umm... PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Maybe it didnt work on you. From what I can tell, you dont have the typical engineer personality anyway.

[rebelp74]

That's cuz I'm not a shore side engineer.

[The Duck Hammer]

ugh umm... PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Maybe it didnt work on you. From what I can tell, you dont have the typical engineer personality anyway.

Its cause he's a Captain. Not all engineers make it to Captain.

[Feelin' Fowl]

ugh umm... PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Maybe it didnt work on you. From what I can tell, you dont have the typical engineer personality anyway.

Its cause he's a Skipper. Not all engineers make it to Captain.

FIFY

[rebelp74]

Fags

[The Duck Hammer]

ugh umm... PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Maybe it didnt work on you. From what I can tell, you dont have the typical engineer personality anyway.

Its cause he's a Skipper. Not all engineers make it to Captain.

FIFY

[Tomkat]

Fags

No, thats your engineering buddies.

YOU are the skipper!!

[rebelp74]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Mornin Beef]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Go mess around with a fainting goat for awhile and then come back.