AWWW HELLL NO

[Olly]

Send me his number doc. I just had to scare away a guy for a friend of mine today.

Sent from my phone.

[bill herian]

Smear dog shit on her.

Works for Betty.

[assateague]

Quite obviously, you should walk the flowers down, knock on his door, and give them back to him. Unless you're scared.

Because right now, in some little corner of her brain that she may not even acknowledge, every time she sees the flowers, she's thinking "hmmm...."

[assateague]

And don't you dare let her talk you out of doing what I just said.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Yeah - Post up her number doc!!!

[ManlyMan]

Quite obviously, you should walk the flowers down, knock on his door, and give them back to him. Unless you're scared.

Because right now, in some little corner of her brain that she may not even acknowledge, every time she sees the flowers, she's thinking "hmmm...."

Flowers were tossed. She left em in the aptaetment lobby.

[Willie]

I'm just wondering what it was that she did to let the guy know she may even be remotely interested. Unless he's some crazy ass m'fer, there had to have been some sort of interaction. If not, she ought to move and let the cops know there's a crazy sombitch on the loose. Normal dudes don't just drop $75 on flowers for some girl they don't know or have never met, unless they're trying to make a skin suit. No shit doc...be careful, there's some crazy people out there.
Boy Scout motto...Be Prepared.

[ManlyMan]

I'm just wondering what it was that she did to let the guy know she may even be remotely interested. Unless he's some crazy ass m'fer, there had to have been some sort of interaction. If not, she ought to move and let the cops know there's a crazy sombitch on the loose. Normal dudes don't just drop $75 on flowers for some girl they don't know or have never met, unless they're trying to make a skin suit. No shit doc...be careful, there's some crazy people out there.
Boy Scout motto...Be Prepared.

She'd never met him before and he just moved in. She has no idea what he looks like. Called me crying because she was freaking out so much.

[capt1972]

3 words. CLICK. CLICK. BOOM!

[Tiler_J]

Smear dog shit on her.

Works for Betty.

I couldn't let this gem go unnoticed!!!

[capt1972]

Smear dog shit on her.

Works for Betty.

I couldn't let this gem go unnoticed!!!

[Willie]

I'm just wondering what it was that she did to let the guy know she may even be remotely interested. Unless he's some crazy ass m'fer, there had to have been some sort of interaction. If not, she ought to move and let the cops know there's a crazy sombitch on the loose. Normal dudes don't just drop $75 on flowers for some girl they don't know or have never met, unless they're trying to make a skin suit. No shit doc...be careful, there's some crazy people out there.
Boy Scout motto...Be Prepared.

She'd never met him before and he just moved in. She has no idea what he looks like. Called me crying because she was freaking out so much.

Yeah, that's a lot strange.

[waterfowlman]

I'm just wondering what it was that she did to let the guy know she may even be remotely interested. Unless he's some crazy ass m'fer, there had to have been some sort of interaction. If not, she ought to move and let the cops know there's a crazy sombitch on the loose. Normal dudes don't just drop $75 on flowers for some girl they don't know or have never met, unless they're trying to make a skin suit. No shit doc...be careful, there's some crazy people out there.
Boy Scout motto...Be Prepared.

She'd never met him before and he just moved in. She has no idea what he looks like. Called me crying because she was freaking out so much.

Relax Doc. She probably sent them to herself just to light a fire under your ass.

[ManlyMan]

I'm just wondering what it was that she did to let the guy know she may even be remotely interested. Unless he's some crazy ass m'fer, there had to have been some sort of interaction. If not, she ought to move and let the cops know there's a crazy sombitch on the loose. Normal dudes don't just drop $75 on flowers for some girl they don't know or have never met, unless they're trying to make a skin suit. No shit doc...be careful, there's some crazy people out there.
Boy Scout motto...Be Prepared.

She'd never met him before and he just moved in. She has no idea what he looks like. Called me crying because she was freaking out so much.

Relax Doc. She probably sent them to herself just to light a fire under your ass.

HA! That would an incredibly elaborate plan to get me to propose!

[aunt betty]

Doc, doc, doc...
What you do is call that number Monday morning. In your best physician voice tell the guy he is on (insert female friends name) sexual contact list and that by law you must inform him that she has herpes.
Heck. Let one of us do it.
Bam.

[goodkarmarising]

Oh the fun we could have with his number if you gave it out.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Oh the fun we could have with his number if you gave it out.

I like calling people who advertise on Craigslist and see if I can get them to deliver stuff a hundred miles.

[goodkarmarising]

Oh the fun we could have with his number if you gave it out.

I like calling people who advertise on Craigslist and see if I can get them to deliver stuff a hundred miles.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Yessss!!

[Tiler_J]

Doc, doc, doc...
What you do is call that number Monday morning. In your best physician voice tell the guy he is on (insert female friends name) sexual contact list and that by law you must inform him that she has herpes.
Heck. Let one of us do it.
Bam.

Yeah, just what you want to do! Call him and let him know that the girl he sent flowers is really easy, but has a scorching case of herpes and he should wear a condom. That is exactly the rumor you want to spread about your own girlfriend!

Once again Betty, you have nailed it! Another well thought out plan!

[rebelp74]

Fuck that shit. Grow some balls Doc. Go knock on his front door and let him know who the fucking alpha male is in the apartment complex. Since you're always claiming that title. While he apologizes to you (hopefully you're alpha enough that he does), whip out your dork and piss on his front step. When he says WTF?! Tell him you're marking YOUR territory

Except do it naked

[Willie]

How did this guy find out her name?

[ManlyMan]

How did this guy find out her name?

Doesn't know it. The front office of the apt said that he came in and wanted to deliver the flowers to her apt number and that he was in apt #x right under her.

My lady was with her mom and freaked out when she picked up the flowers and they were from some rando. The apt complex confirmed the for her the guy living under her was in fact named the same as on the card

[Bulldog0156]

Dude Doc, that's some f'ed up shenanigans going on. You should send him a turd in a basket with a picture of you draped in an american flag holding your black rifle stuck into it. Message received.

[assateague]

Leave a dead fish in a piece of newspaper in front of his door.

[Tiler_J]

Burn his apartment building down!! That will teach him you are not to be messed with.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Leave a dead fish in a piece of newspaper in front of his door.

Knock on his door, and when he answers it, drop trou and proceed to drop a deuce on his doormat. You need to look him in the eye while doing so just to confirm your alpha status. Don't even blink.

Use his newspaper to wipe then fold it up, hand it to him, and walk away...

[The Duck Hammer]

Leave a dead fish in a piece of newspaper in front of his door.

A horse head would be more effective.

[The Duck Hammer]

Burn his apartment building down!! That will teach him you are not to be messed with.

This is a good suggestion too. I think I would give your lady a little notice beforehand though.

[Bootlipkiller]

Burn his apartment building down!! That will teach him you are not to be messed with.

Don't forget to shit on the ashes.