AWWW HELLL NO

by **rebelp74** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:04 am

Go to the door and just introduce yourself as the guy that just moved in downstairs. Every 2-3 seconds scratch your crotch while making eye contact the entirety of the interaction. After the interaction, give a hand shake with your non scratching hand and with your scratching hand, grab him on the side/back of his head pull him kinda close and say that bitch down there is mine, you understand me boy, in a deep redneck voice but only use the deep redneck voice for that part. Your attire for this event should be a wife beater, boxers, camo ir trucker hat, crocs, and a big chew in the side of your mouth.

by **assateague** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:10 am

No way Doc's pulling that off.

by **rebelp74** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:46 am

Be cooler if he did(in a that guy from Dazed and Confused voice)

by **Olly** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:04 am

Doc, did he send flowers to any other girls?

Sent from my phone.

by **ManlyMan** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:46 am

Olly wrote:Doc, did he send flowers to any other girls?

Sent from my phone.

Negative

by **Olly** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:48 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Olly wrote:Doc, did he send flowers to any other girls?

Sent from my phone.

Negative

If she was singled out like that, you should have gone for a face to face meeting if you could have. Weird dudes out there and I'd at least want to let the guy know that I was there and to back off.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:53 am

Olly wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Olly wrote:Doc, did he send flowers to any other girls?

Sent from my phone.

Negative

If she was singled out like that, you should have gone for a face to face meeting if you could have. Weird dudes out there and I'd at least want to let the guy know that I was there and to back off.

Speaking of defending your turf, how was your date with the grocery girl?

New turf to hold down for a while?

by **Olly** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:02 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Olly wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Olly wrote:Doc, did he send flowers to any other girls?

Sent from my phone.

Negative

If she was singled out like that, you should have gone for a face to face meeting if you could have. Weird dudes out there and I'd at least want to let the guy know that I was there and to back off.

Speaking of defending your turf, how was your date with the grocery girl?

New turf to hold down for a while?

We'll see. Cooked me breakfast the other morning. It was pretty good

Sent from my phone.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:19 pm

Maybe, just maybe, the guy just saw a cute girl and thought he would take a chance and buy her some flowers and ask her out. I used to buy/pick flowers to give to the ladies for a date. Worked pretty well. I mean, does she have a wedding ring?

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 4:35 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Maybe, just maybe, the guy just saw a cute girl and thought he would take a chance and buy her some flowers and ask her out. I used to buy/pick flowers to give to the ladies for a date. Worked pretty well. I mean, does she have a wedding ring?

I agree with this. But it'd still be funny to embarrass him.

by **3legged_lab** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:52 pm

Don't let these guys fill your head with worries Doc, if she is persuaded by some flowers let her go.

by **Willie** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:13 pm

Am I the only one that thinks it's damn strange for some random dude to drop $75 on a bouquet of flowers for some random girl he's never met? And happens to be the downstairs neighbor? Maybe the guy is harmless, but there are some crazy ass psychos that live in apartment complexes.
The last apartment I lived in before I got married was a real treat. Had a girl get stabbed to death, sliced and diced, dragged outside and left for dead. She was a bartender at one of the local places in town, and lived in the building next to mine. I hate apartment complexes...people coming and going at all hours of the day and night, every day and night; people move in and out every day...you never get a good idea about who should be there and who is just up to no good.
Probably harmless Doc, but I'd keep my eyes and ears open.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:21 pm

Youve never given a girl flowers to try and get in her pants?

by **Willie** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:21 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Youve never given a girl flowers to try and get in her pants?

Not one that I've never met before, no.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:23 pm

Willie wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Youve never given a girl flowers to try and get in her pants?

Not one that I've never met before, no.

try it, just pic a bouque out of the neighbors yard. Just make sure someone didn't smear shit on them first.

by **assateague** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:23 pm

Had this sort of thing happen to a girl I was trying to go out with about 15 years ago. Guy sent her flowers at work (the girl and I worked together), and I convinced her only a psychotic lunatic would do that, and she should be terrified. I was railing her within 2 weeks.

I should've sent that guy some flowers as a thank you.

by **Willie** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:24 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Willie wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Youve never given a girl flowers to try and get in her pants?

Not one that I've never met before, no.

try it, just pic a bouque out of the neighbors yard. Just make sure someone didn't smear shit on them first.

The wife probably wouldn't like that.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:24 pm

Willie wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Willie wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Youve never given a girl flowers to try and get in her pants?

Not one that I've never met before, no.

try it, just pic a bouque out of the neighbors yard. Just make sure someone didn't smear shit on them first.

The wife probably wouldn't like that.

Tell her to get her own damn flowers.

by **Willie** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:26 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Willie wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Willie wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Youve never given a girl flowers to try and get in her pants?

Not one that I've never met before, no.

try it, just pic a bouque out of the neighbors yard. Just make sure someone didn't smear shit on them first.

The wife probably wouldn't like that.

Tell her to get her own damn flowers.

I just did, she tried to punch me in the scrotum.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:27 pm

Into the rough stuff eh?

by **Willie** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:28 pm

I wish...she's watching under the dome and I'm talking with my Internet duck chat buddies.

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:29 pm

Willie wrote:I wish...she's watching under the dome and I'm talking with my Internet duck chat buddies.

Similar, different channel

by **assateague** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:38 pm

I'm still trying to like Longmire, but it ain't happening.

by **flight control** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:46 pm

Doc, what everyone seems to have missed is this guy is the DOWNSTAIRS neighbor. What you need to do is mark your territory by taking her to the bedroom and give it to her good. The longer and louder the better. This should bring him up to speed on who the alpha is in your building. That or it might drive him completely over the edge...

by **assateague** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:45 pm

Nah, he'll just be down there rubbing one out thinking about Doc's girlfriend getting nekkid if he does that.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:51 pm

assateague wrote:Nah, he'll just be down there rubbing one out thinking about Doc's girlfriend getting nekkid if he does that.

Hey! Peter Man! Check out channel 9!

by **assateague** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:01 pm

by **ManlyMan** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:55 am

I said this on the other site, but I figured I'd post it here.

Dude is odd enough to unprompted send 70 dollars or so of flowers, I'm not going to piss him off and have him go jeffrey dahmer on my lady while im currently in Nashville.

Now, if I lived there 24/7 things would be different, but it's much smarter and safer to check my ego at the door and make the smart decision when it's my loved one who would bear the consequences of my temper or any of my actions.

I have politely informed him it's a no go and he has voiced understanding, crosschecked all KS criminal/civil/court records against his name and I am 90 percent sure I have found him on facebook. I have also determined which car is most likely his and its license plate number. Her father is also staying with her for now as well.

by **rebelp74** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:02 am

If he is a freak, I don't think temper or ego would set him off. If he's a freak, he's already off. 50/50 that shit!

by **Flightstopper** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:35 am

Just sounds like a guy taking a shot. I've heard crazier stories of people who actually got married.

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