The Officially Sanctioned WCH Report

[Tiler_J]

Joel, put that number up and we'll make sure you get all the free estimates you can handle.





Oh wait, I have it - I can post it for you.

Hey thanks! I could use some free advertising!!



I posted your number in the San Francisco Craigslist, under "Curious Male, seeks gentle experienced man". Let me know how that works out for you.

Thanks! I needed someone with experience in the game to write the ad for me.

You win!

[Tiler_J]

Was Jason going to attend the hunt? Figure with Zach and Kevin going he might too? Just noticed he wasn't on the list.

[Redbeard]

Was Jason going to attend the hunt? Figure with Zach and Kevin going he might too? Just noticed he wasn't on the list.

yea I noticed the other day I forgot to include his AWOL smart ass. Was gonna hit up Z or K to see if he's planning on it. I'll throw his name up there with an asterisk!

[Bootlipkiller]

He said he is but who knows for sure. Baby number two is due in September and dragon lady rules with an iron stick.

[Redbeard]

He said he is but who knows for sure. Baby number two is due in September and dragon lady rules with an iron stick.

#2 huh?! I didn't know that. Tell him I hunted two days after #5 was born

[3legged_lab]

He said he is but who knows for sure. Baby number two is due in September and dragon lady rules with an iron stick.

#2 huh?! I didn't know that. Tell him I hunted two days after #5 was born

If you'd make them during season then its likely they'll be born out of season.

[Redbeard]

#5 wasn't planned

[Bootlipkiller]

He's having a girl this time. It's punishment for all his man whoring escapades.

[Redbeard]

He's having a girl this time. It's punishment for all his man whoring escapades.

gonna have himself alittle princess huh. Pains in the ass to raise. But I love em anyway

[GadwallGetter530]

What the fuck did I miss? DAN'S coming out here? Holy Shit!!!

[DeadEye_Dan]

With a bab!!

[GadwallGetter530]

What does WCH stand for?

Wang Climbers Hook-up
They will try to claim it means... West Coast Hunt, but don't fall for that.

can I play? How bout Will Catch Herpes?

If thats the game. That Man Whore. I Shoot Spoonies, is already declared the Winner.

[Tiler_J]

So Red, at this point we have Tripod bringing 29 shotgun shells, a tacticool shotgun, and his chastity 9000 undergarments. Dan is bringing his boat and layouts. What else do we need? Just starting to figure out what I might need to get. I got a few decoys and a gun some camo and waders but not much else. Any idea the areas we will be hunting and what we will need?

[jarbo03]

Steel plated crotch and taint protector.

[Tiler_J]

Steel plated crotch and taint protector.

I am having one of those padded sumo suits made in camo, just incase Tripod goes on a taint kicking spree.

[jarbo03]

Steel plated crotch and taint protector.

I am having one of those padded sumo suits made in camo, just incase Tripod goes on a taint kicking spree.

Good choice. Better have kevlar, his boots are serious.

[Redbeard]

Steel plated crotch and taint protector.

I am having one of those padded sumo suits made in camo, just incase Tripod goes on a taint kicking spree.

I found one of those police dog attack suit in the trash. You can borrow it

[3legged_lab]

So Red, at this point we have Tripod bringing 29 shotgun shells, a tacticool shotgun, and his chastity 9000 undergarments. Dan is bringing his boat and layouts. What else do we need? Just starting to figure out what I might need to get. I got a few decoys and a gun some camo and waders but not much else. Any idea the areas we will be hunting and what we will need?

And a half bag of chips and a pack of hotdogs

[Redbeard]

So Red, at this point we have Tripod bringing 29 shotgun shells, a tacticool shotgun, and his chastity 9000 undergarments. Dan is bringing his boat and layouts. What else do we need? Just starting to figure out what I might need to get. I got a few decoys and a gun some camo and waders but not much else. Any idea the areas we will be hunting and what we will need?

I've got a couple places in mind. I've got enough shitty decoys. Although I'm short on teal. I seem to lose more and more of them little bastards every year. But I'm gonna wait til we're alittle closer to January so I can see what the water and weather conditions are like. Also the goose situation. If the geese are in my fields, I may have some of y'all who have em to bring layouts.

[Redbeard]

I'm interested in our menu!

[3legged_lab]

But seriously, I was planning on bringing a couple tri tips for one night, if you want, and I can bring whatever gear you say I need

[Redbeard]

I might have a small 12 footer with an ancient 9 hp available which could open up a couple possibilities. We'll see

[Tiler_J]

Well what I am short on in hunting gear I will make up for with drinks and help with any food we need to bring.

[Redbeard]

I don't think food will be a problem. By that time of the year everyone will have rather either caught or shot or bought something

[DeadEye_Dan]

I'll plan on bringing 25lbs of squaw sausage.

[Redbeard]

I'll plan on bringing 25lbs of squaw sausage.

great. Bring on the clever California/ gay/ sausage fest jokes. Come on comedians. Let's hear it

[jehler]

I'll plan on bringing 25lbs of squaw sausage.

sault squaw sausage?

[Redbeard]

Chicks with dicks?

[Bootlipkiller]

Ill bring fish

[jarbo03]

Ill bring fish

I thought women weren't allowed.