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[jarbo03]

Now here is something that started the dark ages.
Some MATH scientists said something like..."if you add the three angles on a triangle it adds up to 180 degrees and NOT EVEN GOD CAN CHANGE THAT.
50/50 they burned him.

What is an angle? To refer back to Assa's previous statement, go fill up a bucket with 3 angles and bring it to me. They are not concrete objects, they are something we have created and can manipulate them to say whatever we want.

The angle at which my root sticks out when I have a stiffy was made by god.

[Eric Haynes]

Now here is something that started the dark ages.
Some MATH scientists said something like..."if you add the three angles on a triangle it adds up to 180 degrees and NOT EVEN GOD CAN CHANGE THAT.
50/50 they burned him.

What is an angle? To refer back to Assa's previous statement, go fill up a bucket with 3 angles and bring it to me. They are not concrete objects, they are something we have created and can manipulate them to say whatever we want.

The angle at which my root sticks out when I have a stiffy was made by god.

I like to think mine was made by Tyrone but then i look down and its more Jesus-like.

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[aunt betty]

How about this- give me one example of when it doesn't work. Just one. I bet you $100 you can't do it. And we all know that unless there's a bet, nothing is valid, apparently.

At thinks the 50/50 is 100% correct. That is your example. There is NO deviation from that unless of course you want to admit...you might be wrong about this 50/50 crap. I bet he won't admit it.

You know I haven't had this much fun arguing since high school Debate team?
I really love arguing and don't care if I'm on the winning side or not.
Many times I was put on the side that was going to lose just to spice it up. The arguments were already argued in other previous sections and we all knew the outcome before the debate. It's fun watching the struggle and I don't really care who is right.

You know...there's a 50/50 chance we are both right. I bet he can't admit that either. See the flaw yet?

[Eric Haynes]

How about this- give me one example of when it doesn't work. Just one. I bet you $100 you can't do it. And we all know that unless there's a bet, nothing is valid, apparently.

At thinks the 50/50 is 100% correct. That is your example. There is NO deviation from that unless of course you want to admit...you might be wrong about this 50/50 crap. I bet he won't admit it.

You are avoiding his question. Answer it and quit avoiding the truth.

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[aunt betty]

How about this- give me one example of when it doesn't work. Just one. I bet you $100 you can't do it. And we all know that unless there's a bet, nothing is valid, apparently.

At thinks the 50/50 is 100% correct. That is your example. There is NO deviation from that unless of course you want to admit...you might be wrong about this 50/50 crap. I bet he won't admit it.

You are avoiding his question. Answer it and quit avoiding the truth.

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What question? There is none in his post.

[aunt betty]

You know...this 50/50 bullshit works both ways.
AT is insisting there is a 100% chance that he is right.
THAT's the problem.
It goes against his own law.(boom)
By definition, that is a hypocryte.
There is a 50/50 chance AT is wrong.
There is a 50/50 chance he's fulla bullshit.
There is a 50/50 chance he knows and won't admit it.
Come clean.

And that is the beauty of The 50/50™, even though you don't see it- even if it is wrong, it is still right and valid. It can't be defeated. If you would like, I can dress it up in a windmill costume, and you may tilt at it to your heart's content.

So this magical 50/50 applies to everything except itself?
I know it's a circular argument but dangit this whole thing is a circle with no corners or you would caught me in the corner and kicked my ass by now.

[aunt betty]

Since the 50/50 is valid and true...The 50/50 could be wrong or it could be right.
Since the 50/50 is valid and true...
See the circle NOW?
That is the kernel of my argument. Something is fishy about the 50/50 if it doesn't apply to itself as well as any other situation with two possible outcomes.

[aunt betty]

50/50=1/1=1
You know, if you re-name this POS law of yours to the "law of one". I'd buy it.
Then it's easier for us dumbies to understand.
It means for any situation with two outcomes...one will happen.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
If you can sprinkle salt on a bird's tail then you can catch it.
That's why it is so damned baffling

Remember BETTY'S LAW

Betty's Law: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

[assateague]

Nope- listen, and listen closely, lest you waste any more words.

The 50/50™ states that there are only ever two possible outcomes to any proposition- is or is not.

If you treat The 50/50™ as a proposition, then you are left with two possible outcomes- it is right, or it is not right, 100% of the time.

If it is proven wrong even once, then it is still right- because it states that it either WILL be right 100% of the time, or it WILL NOT be right 100% of the time. So if it's wrong once, then it supports its own assertion. Thus, it is actually right.

So, back to the drawing board, Flat-Earther.



Since you didn't catch it earlier, to borrow a line from Alex Trebek, I will "rephrase it in the form of a question":

Can you name one situation where The 50/50™ does not accurately predict the only two possible outcomes, and please articulate that situation for us here?

You pride yourself on being scientific and logical, so here's another question for you:
What do you call a scientific theory that is proven right through both theoretical and experiential evidence 100% of the time? (The answer in a minute)


Thank you.

[jarbo03]

Now here is something that started the dark ages.
Some MATH scientists said something like..."if you add the three angles on a triangle it adds up to 180 degrees and NOT EVEN GOD CAN CHANGE THAT.
50/50 they burned him.

What is an angle? To refer back to Assa's previous statement, go fill up a bucket with 3 angles and bring it to me. They are not concrete objects, they are something we have created and can manipulate them to say whatever we want.

The angle at which my root sticks out when I have a stiffy was made by god.

I like to think mine was made by Tyrone but then i look down and its more Jesus-like.

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50/50[TRADE MARK SIGN] if god actually made my junk and the angle in which it protrudes. But it's while laying with a woman, that he gets all the praise!

[aunt betty]

The 50/50 has no value to me. It's fun to argue and play but really...no applications.
That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying it's bad, wrong, or false. Just that it has no value or applications.

Yet AT insists I'm trying to cut down his tree or something. Prove it's wrong. (I can't or it woulda been done)


NO VALUE. That's what I been saying. You hear me?
As soon as you admit the 50/50 is a bullshit law and has no value or applications we can move forward. Oh, It's a law, just a bullshit one.

Til then I'm gunna be a thorn in your side.

I have admitted several times that this Law is a law and is correct but has no value or applications. How can you miss it? All you see is someone disagreeing with you and it's not what you think.
Can we move on now?

We've ran around this tree so long that I'm turning into butter.

[assateague]

Of what value is the statement "there's a 30% chance it'll rain tomorrow"?

[3geese4me]

What are the chances I get lucky with my wife tonight?

50/50

[aunt betty]

Of what value is the statement "there's a 30% chance it'll rain tomorrow"?

Depends on if the roof is torn off your house.

[aunt betty]

What are the chances I get lucky with my wife tonight?

50/50

My chances are 50/50 also. Can I come over for dinner?

[Feelin' Fowl]

What are the chances I get lucky with my wife tonight?

50/50

My chances are 50/50 also. Can I come over for dinner?

[aunt betty]

To demonstrate the 50/50's negative side.

Suppose we accept this law (I have) and start making decisions based on it. It's a LAW!
I'm standing there with the truck door open and think...50/50 I'm gunna die if I get in.
I'd walk away and go inside. SAFER. Of course there is a 50/50 chance I'd trip on the steps and die. Oh shit.
So I think maybe I'll just stand right there. Seems safe enough but DAMN, there is a 50/50 chance I'll get hit by hellfire from the sky and die. OH fuck!

If I lock the truck there is a 50/50 chance someone will break the window to see if there are goodies inside to take.
If I don't lock it the odds of thieves taking anything are the same so why bother? At least the window won't be broken.
See how the 50/50 could lead to some bad decisions if you put any faith in it?

I can't accept a 50% chance of death. Too risky.
I'm scared. Am I gunna die now? 50/50

FF. Sooner or later we're going to have to decide if it's worth going hunting or not. One of us going to say something like "what do you think our chances of getting ducks today is". If you say 50/50 I'm leaving.

[3geese4me]

To demonstrate the 50/50's negative side.

Suppose we accept this law (I have) and start making decisions based on it. It's a LAW!
I'm standing there with the truck door open and think...50/50 I'm gunna die if I get in.
I'd walk away and go inside. SAFER. Of course there is a 50/50 chance I'd trip on the steps and die. Oh shit.
So I think maybe I'll just stand right there. Seems safe enough but DAMN, there is a 50/50 chance I'll get hit by hellfire from the sky and die. OH fuck!

If I lock the truck there is a 50/50 chance someone will break the window to see if there are goodies inside.
If I don't lock it the odds are equal so why bother? At least the window won't be broken.

I can't accept a 50% chance of death. Too risky.
I'm scared. Am I gunna die now? 50/50

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soXMCkoWfQo

[aunt betty]

Learn to embed a youtube video. There's a 50/50 chance 3geese wants to use the crack pipe I don't own.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I don't think 50/50 applies to AT with pintails.

[aunt betty]

I don't think 50/50 applies to AT with pintails.

It's a law. It does. Of course he's always had a 50/50 chance. He has a 50/50 chance every time he shoots at one but his bottom 50 is REALLY heavy. Weighs him down and ruins his stance.

[3geese4me]

Learn to embed a youtube video. There's a 50/50 chance 3geese wants to use the crack pipe I don't own.

50/50 I did that so you could have something to do besides argue something that you can't win.

[aunt betty]

I wonder how telling someone each time before they shoot that there's a 50/50 chance they'll miss affects their numbers.

AT, if you believe strongly enough, try this 50/50 stuff in a bar at last call. Tell each woman there is a 50/50 chance they'll be sucking your dick by closing time. There's a 50/50 chance one of them will bite.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I don't think 50/50 applies to AT with pintails.

It's a law. It does. Of course he's always had a 50/50 chance. He has a 50/50 chance every time he shoots at one but his bottom 50 is REALLY heavy. Weighs him down and ruins his stance.

50/50 the dog barking, wind, and traffic take him off his game. And it always happens to be the point in time when a pintail is around.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I don't think 50/50 applies to AT with pintails.

It's a law. It does. Of course he's always had a 50/50 chance. He has a 50/50 chance every time he shoots at one but his bottom 50 is REALLY heavy. Weighs him down and ruins his stance.

Actually it is a theory. It is only a law if you chose to believe so. 50/50 I am just playing the devil's advocate, and do not really believe what I just stated.

[Tiler_J]

To demonstrate the 50/50's negative side.

Suppose we accept this law (I have) and start making decisions based on it. It's a LAW!
I'm standing there with the truck door open and think...50/50 I'm gunna die if I get in.
I'd walk away and go inside. SAFER. Of course there is a 50/50 chance I'd trip on the steps and die. Oh shit.
So I think maybe I'll just stand right there. Seems safe enough but DAMN, there is a 50/50 chance I'll get hit by hellfire from the sky and die. OH fuck!

If I lock the truck there is a 50/50 chance someone will break the window to see if there are goodies inside to take.
If I don't lock it the odds of thieves taking anything are the same so why bother? At least the window won't be broken.
See how the 50/50 could lead to some bad decisions if you put any faith in it?

I can't accept a 50% chance of death. Too risky.
I'm scared. Am I gunna die now? 50/50

Or look at it the other way.
Is Elle Macpherson going to show up naked in my bed? 50/50
Am I going to win the lottery? 50/50
Will some random stranger give me a Ferrari? 50/50
Will I be abducted by a plane load of Victoria Secret models, flown to some remote pacific island, and forced to become their King and sexual play thing? 50/50

If you already accept the 50/50, why are you still arguing about it AB?

[3geese4me]

Being kidnapped by Victoria's secret models is way over rated. The secret that Victoria is hiding is that she really is just a big fat girl who eats a lot of taco bell. Got my hopes up.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I wonder how telling someone each time before they shoot that there's a 50/50 chance they'll miss affects their numbers.

AT, if you believe strongly enough, try this 50/50 stuff in a bar at last call. Tell each woman there is a 50/50 chance they'll be sucking your dick by closing time. There's a 50/50 chance one of them will bite.

When it comes to that, I don't think you would want them to bite.

[3legged_lab]

Its like watching a drowning man yell for help and push the life ring away at the same time.

[Tiler_J]

Its like watching a drowning man yell for help and push the life ring away at the same time.

Or the homeless guy downtown, with a sign begging for change while he yells "Fuck You" at everyone who passes.