TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[waterfowlman]

Here's how good the Japs are with the English language.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Looks like they're selling flat bill hats in that first store.

[waterfowlman]

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[assateague]

[Mornin Beef]

I really only needed the first pic, drool laughing over here

[Mornin Beef]

Here comes the season
No spending without reason
heart gizzard liver

[Tomkat]

DOES YOUR HEART FART?

Is your boob, a tube, connected by a tube?

[Mornin Beef]

DOES YOUR HEART FART?

Is your boob, a tube, connected by a tube?

Settle down bud. This is cool.

[Tomkat]

Talking on a cell phone
While driving a car is a bad idea
You are a very bad man.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Who taught you how to count?

[Tomkat]

Damn Flint you still dont get it?

I don't try to count, AT gave up on me long ago.

Go read the early pages of this spectacular, epic thread.

[Olly]

So should I change get the title of the thread then?

Sent from my phone.

[JGUN]

Yes

[assateague]

He'll flip out.

[jehler]

So should I change get the title of the thread then?

Sent from my phone.

tomkats random count somewhat poemy slogans about duck hunting

[Tomkat]

Back off fuckers

[jehler]

Back off fuckers

still one syllable short Of a first line

[Tomkat]

Olly look at the huge popular support this thread. It probably accounts for 10% of your total search engine hits.

The fact is, duck hunters enjoy a good haiku after a long day in the field.

[Feelin' Fowl]

It is Tomkat's Haiku, not true haiku...I think the title fits.

[Tomkat]

Jehler is a dick
He bangs midgets and hoes
And sucks at haiku

[Tomkat]

It is Tomkat's Haiku, not true haiku...I think the title fits.

Fuckin aye!!!

FF gets it. His superior intelligence shines through once again.

[Olly]

Olly look at the huge popular support this thread. It probably accounts for 10% of your total search engine hits.

The fact is, duck hunters enjoy a good haiku after a long day in the field.

So about 10x the traffic ksducks got in 2012?

Sent from my phone.

[Feelin' Fowl]

It is Tomkat's Haiku, not true haiku...I think the title fits.

Fuckin aye!!!

FF gets it. His superior intelligence shines through once again.

[3legged_lab]

Olly look at the huge popular support this thread. It probably accounts for 10% of your total search engine hits.

The fact is, duck hunters enjoy a good haiku after a long day in the field.

So about 10x the traffic ksducks got in 2012?

Sent from my phone.

Booyah

[Feelin' Fowl]

The guys has a blog dedicated to hunting haiku. I didn't read all of them, but I didn't see a properly formatted haiku in the bunch.

http://huntinghaikudaily.blogspot.com/

[assateague]

I'm gonna go heckle him.

[Tomkat]

Olly look at the huge popular support this thread. It probably accounts for 10% of your total search engine hits.

The fact is, duck hunters enjoy a good haiku after a long day in the field.

So about 10x the traffic ksducks got in 2012?

Sent from my phone.

You are not a very nice man sometimes.

[Tomkat]

The guys has a blog dedicated to hunting haiku. I didn't read all of them, but I didn't see a properly formatted haiku in the bunch.

http://huntinghaikudaily.blogspot.com/

YOU SEE????

When you look at their faggy haiku, mine stands out in sharp contrast for its style, original content, and humor.
Clearly the superior choice of duck hunting haiku, and it will always be here at good ole waterfowlhuntingforum.net

TOMKAT WINS!!!! LONG LIVE WWF AND ITS AWESOME HAIKU !!!!

[Tomkat]

Olly look at the huge popular support this thread. It probably accounts for 10% of your total search engine hits.

The fact is, duck hunters enjoy a good haiku after a long day in the field.

So about 10x the traffic ksducks got in 2012?

Sent from my phone.

Booyah

Settle down tripod. I can see its about time for some new 3 legged dog/owner content.....

[DeadEye_Dan]

I think this thread should be renamed the "Hai-kant thread" since 90% of you fuckers can't make a haiku.