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Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:36 pm

I really enjoy this show. The premise for those who have not seen it is 21 days in the wild completely nude and you get one item. Your cohort is a female who is also naked and she gets one item. There have been a few broads that have been pretty darn hot. And you get to see the babe lose lots of weight and get hotter. People on the show go through some pretty tough stuff. I know not knowing where you will be makes this a difficult question but what would be the item you could bring and what would you hope the broad brings? The biggest problem most face is foot problems, then fire, then water etc etc.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:38 pm

A bic lighter.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:39 pm

assateague wrote:A bic lighter.

what would you pray she brings?
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:40 pm

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I think Id bring a bic too and pray she brought a machete
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:45 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:A bic lighter.

what would you pray she brings?



A carton of American Spirits. I would sit there and smoke around the campfire, while I thought of how I was going to kill something for dinner. I don't know why people choose to make themselves miserable (I do love the show, though)
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:45 pm

This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:46 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:47 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:A bic lighter.

what would you pray she brings?



A carton of American Spirits. I would sit there and smoke around the campfire, while I thought of how I was going to kill something for dinner. I don't know why people choose to make themselves miserable (I do love the show, though)

I think it would be so funny if they finally got someone who was just stoked and happy for every minute of the 21 days.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:49 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:12 pm

I would take a Leatherman
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:16 pm

How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby AKPirate » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:19 pm

Bomag!
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:20 pm

assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:20 pm

AK wins. Sow over. He'd only have to be out there for 2 days, because the bowmag would obliterate the other 19 in advance.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Goldfish » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:21 pm

I'd bring my survival knife. It has a flint stick in the sheath, hammer handle, and a rape whistle for if the girl is fugly (I suppose it's a survival whistle, but scenario would dictate name)

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:21 pm

AKPirate wrote:Bomag!

Wont do you no good with out shells. You wasted your item on plastic. :thumbsup:
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby AKPirate » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:21 pm

assateague wrote:AK wins. Sow over. He'd only have to be out there for 2 days, because the bowmag would obliterate the other 19 in advance.


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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:23 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.



While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:23 pm

Goldfish wrote:I'd bring my survival knife. It has a flint stick in the sheath, hammer handle, and a rape whistle for if the girl is fugly (I suppose it's a survival whistle, but scenario would dictate name)

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There was a 6'4" broad that was in heat in one episode.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby AKPirate » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:25 pm

In reality, I would bring a large garbage bag. If she is cute, use it to collect evaporated water or rainfall. If she has an ugly body but cute face, cut a hole in the top and let her stick her head out. If she is bad all around, completely covered.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:25 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Goldfish wrote:I'd bring my survival knife. It has a flint stick in the sheath, hammer handle, and a rape whistle for if the girl is fugly (I suppose it's a survival whistle, but scenario would dictate name)

sent from a phancy fone

There was a 6'4" broad that was in heat in one episode.

The guy looked like AB and drank stream water and almost died. The nightvision always showed this huge broad spoonin the little guy. He probably tried to commit suicide.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:27 pm

AKPirate wrote:In reality, I would bring a large garbage bag. If she is cute, use it to collect evaporated water or rainfall. If she has an ugly body but cute face, cut a hole in the top and let her stick her head out. If she is bad all around, completely covered.

A tarp would be huge. :P
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:27 pm

assateague wrote:
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assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.



While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.

Where did you get the distilled water? You didn't bring a cup.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:29 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.



While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.

Where did you get the distilled water? You didn't bring a cup.

Uh oh, AT's plan isn't as water tight as the 50/50
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:36 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.



While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.

Where did you get the distilled water? You didn't bring a cup.



Show me a beach anywhere in the world that doesn't have plastic water bottles washed up all over that bitch.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby AKPirate » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:43 pm

assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
assateague wrote:How you gonna start a fire with a Leatherman, hammer?

I can find two sticks to make fire.



While you're finding those sticks, I'll be sitting around my campfire, sipping my distilled water, making a fire-sharpened spear to go kill some shit, smoking the cigarettes that the lady brought.

Where did you get the distilled water? You didn't bring a cup.



Show me a beach anywhere in the world that doesn't have plastic water bottles washed up all over that bitch.


Crazy true- Every remote beach in Alaska has freakin fishing gear floats and plastic bottles (with the caps on) pushed up above the tide line. Nasty but a fact of life.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby jmitch » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:07 pm

Wonder if they'd let you bring a lighter? Would have thought someone would have already. Doesn't really matter what the chick brought as long as she isn't fugly. That would make it a long three weeks.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:59 pm

I really want to know where these shows advertise for these opportunities. It would be cool if one of us got on a show like this.
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