My day at the fair

[sws002]

It's so silky smooth.



She wouldn't be caught dead wearing "murdering" clothing (camo, my plaid jackets, etc). I'm fine with that tho, keeps her mits off my stuff.

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use camo face paint on her while she is sleeping. could be intereseting with her wearing the mark of a killer.....

Simba...

[Redbeard]

Is that my problem? I just don't respond at all. She actually just stormed out of the living room not 10ish minutes ago because of it. I just don't care about what she's taking about

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She caught you wearing her jeans again?


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Ha!

[Redbeard]

She wouldn't be caught dead wearing "murdering" clothing (camo, my plaid jackets, etc). I'm fine with that tho, keeps her mits off my stuff.

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dang Goldie...she a full fledged anti?

[Goldfish]

Dunno. She doesn't say anything about my hunting other than bitching about not spending time together, or something like that, I think, I usually tone it out

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[Redbeard]

You sound happy

[Goldfish]

Lol. It is what it is. You only bitch about the bad, right?

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[assateague]

Not me. I bitch about everything.

[Olly]

Lol. It is what it is. You only bitch about the bad, right?

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More guys need to realize there are more fish in the sea...

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[Bootlipkiller]

Lol. It is what it is. You only bitch about the bad, right?

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More guys need to realize there are more fish in the sea...

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Just have to be careful, some fish will give a guy the clap!


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[Olly]

Guys worry to much about that shit, don't stick your dick in a cess pool and you'll be alright.

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[Tiler_J]

Guys worry to much about that shit, don't stick your dick in a cess pool and you'll be alright.

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Good theory, don't come crying to us when your dick falls off.

Dated a beautiful girl when I was younger, after we broke up, her next boyfriend gave her herpes. If you think you can tell about a person just by looking at them or because you know she isn't that "type of girl", you are an idiot. There is all sorts of diseases out there and some of them are not curable. But good luck to you.

[Olly]

You took that a little to serious.

Sounds like someone had a serious case of the dick sniffles and is still a little butt hurt about it.
















For the record I've never had an STD. I think it's a combination of me not being a moron and sleeping with obviously trashy girls and that STD rates are really worked up as a scare tatic to young kids these days.
























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I've just been super damn lucky.

[jehler]

Guys worry to much about that shit, don't stick your dick in a cess pool and you'll be alright.

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the problem comes when miss hotty not that kind of girl gets piss drunk and gets a cesspool dick stuck in her and you happen to be the next guy in line and WHAM, your the cesspool dick, trust me, it happens. My mom (my doc at the time) gave me a stern talking to when I had the clap the third time and within two weeks she treated 12 young ladies

[Bootlipkiller]

You took that a little to serious.

Sounds like someone had a serious case of the dick sniffles and is still a little butt hurt about it.
















For the record I've never had an STD. I think it's a combination of me not being a moron and sleeping with obviously trashy girls and that STD rates are really worked up as a scare tatic to young kids these days.
























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I've just been super damn lucky.

I knew it... STD's are a guberment conspiracy.


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[Bootlipkiller]

True story time. Me and Kevin had a buddy in high school who was dating this uppity bitch, they broke up at one point for a few months and she got a gift (that keeps on giving). They got back together and for some retarded reason he married her diseased ass. Marriage lasted less then a year and she left him for a hulking black guy she met on a business trip to Alabama.

Moral of the story is.... Don't marry a chick with an STD because she will leave you for a giant black man. I'm sure there are some other morals in there to.


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[Olly]

Annnnnnnddddddddd that's how we learned the story of how Bootlips's first marriage end.

[Bootlipkiller]

Annnnnnnddddddddd that's how we learned the story of how Bootlips's first marriage end.

No sir I'm still working on destroying my first one!


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[Tiler_J]

You took that a little to serious.

Sounds like someone had a serious case of the dick sniffles and is still a little butt hurt about it.
















For the record I've never had an STD. I think it's a combination of me not being a moron and sleeping with obviously trashy girls and that STD rates are really worked up as a scare tatic to young kids these days.
























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I've just been super damn lucky.

Sorry, I forgot, you are in your 20's and have the world all figured out. Good luck, Lucky!


Oh yeah- dick sniffles, butthurt- nailed it AB!

[Olly]

Relax man, no need pull out the last ditch "listen here sonny, I'm older than you so I automatically I know more" card. I was joking.... the whole time....

[assateague]

While I do occasionally pull that card out, I try to keep it to a minimum. Doesn't mean I'm smarter, not by a long shot. Just means that I've had a longer time and more opportunities to do dumb shit.

[Olly]

Wisdom isn't a gift given with every birthday.

Besides I was just joking....

[jehler]

Relax man, no need pull out the last ditch "listen here sonny, I'm older than you so I automatically I know more" card. I was joking.... the whole time....

last ditch? I usually start with that card, lot easier than falling back on my intellect

[Tiler_J]

Relax man, no need pull out the last ditch "listen here sonny, I'm older than you so I automatically I know more" card. I was joking.... the whole time....

Ok. I have a few friends who use to think like that and have really screwed up their lives. They were all in their 20's and invincible. They are paying for their mistakes ever since.

[Goldfish]

They say one out of 4 has an std. Three of my friends have them (well, she gave it to him, and he gave it to another her) so I'm covered

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