First Girlfriend

[Feelin' Fowl]

Reading Assa's Mork and Mindy comment tonight made me think of Mary Tyler Moore.

I loved watching her show, and my dad would always make fun of me, saying that she was my girlfriend. I guess she was my first "girlfriend".

Unless cartoons count. If cartoons count, Jessica Rabbit was my first, and still is (Back off bitches!)

So let's hear it...who was your first "girlfriend"?

[AKPirate]

Reading Assa's Mork and Mindy comment tonight made me think of Mary Tyler Moore.

I loved watching her show, and my dad would always make fun of me, saying that she was my girlfriend. I guess she was my first "girlfriend".

Unless cartoons count. If cartoons count, Jessica Rabbit was my first, and still is (Back off bitches!)

So let's hear it...who was your first "girlfriend"?

I dream of Genie.... with a ten foot weenie

[Feelin' Fowl]

I dream of Genie.... with a ten foot weenie

I preferred the lady from Bewitched to the Genie.

[GadwallGetter530]

Jessica Rabbit, one hot piece of Cartoon ass.

[AKPirate]

I dream of Genie.... with a ten foot weenie

I preferred the lady from Bewitched to the Genie.

Genie in her bottle and in the costume was hot. I did all kinds of chaos with her on those pillows in her bottle...

[Feelin' Fowl]

Jessica Rabbit, one hot piece of Cartoon ass.

BACK OFF GADWALL!!!

[Goldfish]

Winney from the wonder years

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[Feelin' Fowl]

Winney from the wonder years

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Nice.

[Bootlipkiller]

The blonde from hey dude


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[Feelin' Fowl]

The blonde from hey dude


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Forgot about Hey Dude! Melody?

Why do I remember that?!?

[AKPirate]

The blonde from hey dude


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So you like dudes?

[GadwallGetter530]

Jessica Rabbit, one hot piece of Cartoon ass.

BACK OFF GADWALL!!!

Nope, not gonna happen.

[Bootlipkiller]

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[AKPirate]

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That carpet ain't blond...

[GadwallGetter530]

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That carpet ain't blond...

I bet they are hardwood.

[Bootlipkiller]

When I was a youngster I would have tongue punched her in the fart box.


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[huntall6]

Daisy Duke. She is fat now, but I would still tear that shit up just to say I had her...

[grizz18]

x2 on Daisy Duke

[Tomkat]

Maryanne.

The first night on the island I would have killed off everyone else and the two of us would re-populate earth together. I might have spared Ginger but only as a substitute/alternative once a month or when Maryanne was knocked up. Probably tied up in the cave and gagged, she would just piss me off when she tried to say anything.

Gilligan might not have made it to sundown on the first night.

[huntntech]

x2 on Daisy Duke

X3

[rozzo842]

Any one of the half naked chicks on late night cinemax

[NuffDaddy]

x2 on Daisy Duke

X3

As long as we are talking about the real one, then X4.

[3legged_lab]

When I was a youngster I would have tongue punched her in the fart box.


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Don't lie, you still would.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I wasn't queer like you fags...

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[Eric Haynes]

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That's Ben Stillers wife these days.

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[Olly]

[Rick]

Barbara Eden. Only gal I ever shared with my dad. Well, to my knowledge.

[Tomkat]

I wasn't queer like you fags...

Nope, you got Tommy Lee's left over skank.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I wasn't queer like you fags...

Nope, you got Tommy Lee's left over skank.

Yasmine, with a side of Pamela?? Yup any day of the week & twice on Sunday.

[Redbeard]

gross