Dog Dick Flies

[gangrig25]

I really do not like the little shits. They are so bad here that you can't breath. Up my nose, in my eyes, ears, ass, and any other place they can fly they're nasty little asses into. Is anyone else having this problem, and if so, what do you use for them?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

let me see if i understand you correctly...you have dog dicks in your ears and ass?

[gangrig25]

let me see if i understand you correctly...you have dog dicks in your ears and ass?

That's right and don't forget my mouth. But after they come out my ass.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

let me see if i understand you correctly...you have dog dicks in your ears and ass?

That's right and don't forget my mouth. But after they come out my ass.

oh well that's ok then


you should have known that that combination of words would not pass muster.

[3legged_lab]

That's a new term by me also.

[gangrig25]

Gnats. Gnats. And more Gnats.

[assateague]

Thermacell

[gangrig25]

Thermacell

They don't work for black gnats. The gnats are so bad, that I leave my truck windows down at night, roll them up in the AM. and carry the little bastards to town, in hopes that the county will do something about them. Ten years now and still nothing.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Thermacell

They don't work for black gnats. The gnats are so bad, that I leave my truck windows down at night, roll them up in the AM. and carry the little bastards to town, in hopes that the county will do something about them. Ten years now and still nothing.

leave a bug zapper out for a week.

[assateague]

I hear urine keeps them away.

[3legged_lab]

I hear urine keeps them away.

On the bug zapper?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I hear urine keeps them away.

On the bug zapper?

yes, but you have to pee on it while it's running or it won't work.

[gangrig25]

I hear urine keeps them away.

are you saying that I should piss on myself?

[Flightstopper]

I hear urine keeps them away.

are you saying that I should piss on myself?

As well as the dog to ensure you get all of them.

[gangrig25]

but I piss on the dog all the time and he's still warped up with dog dick flies.

[Willie]

Yeah, we have them bad too. They are bitches for sure.

[The Mad Duck]

Try washing your ass..Thats what draws them.

[one2many]

dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day

[Flightstopper]

dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day, or it gets the hose again!

[gangrig25]

Piss doesn't work....just saying...

[one2many]

dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day, or it gets the hose again!

[flight control]

dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day, or it gets the hose again!

[Woody]

I hear urine keeps them away.

This is apparently your go to solution.

[assateague]

If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

[AKPirate]

If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

[Woody]

If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

What if she asks you to?

[assateague]

I said, if it ain't broke, don't piss on it. I assure you, if she's asking, she's "broke" somewhere along the way.

[Woody]

I said, if it ain't broke, don't piss on it. I assure you, if she's asking, she's "broke" somewhere along the way.

[3legged_lab]

If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

There's your t-shirt slogan right there.

[3legged_lab]

You'd be a "hundred-aire"