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Duck Hammer

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:35 am

Shear devastation and killing power!




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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:36 am

AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:37 am

With a post like that, I thought this thread would be about the mighty bowmag...
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:37 am

And it is!
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:38 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:And it is!

:lol:


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:48 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:And it is!

:lol:


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:49 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:And it is!

:lol:


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Dead, any ? Dumb Hammer?

Stay on topic please!


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:53 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:And it is!

:lol:


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Stay on topic please!


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:38 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:54 pm

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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby flight control » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:20 pm

I would devastate that and I don't mean the hog. No bowmag required either.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:07 pm

all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:09 pm

Yep its real.....Real stupid that is.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:09 pm

one2many wrote:all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:


It's as real as it gets. They will be remaking game laws as a result of this innovation. More revolutionary than the invention of gun powder.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:14 pm

AKPirate wrote:
one2many wrote:all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:


It's as real as it gets. They will be remaking game laws as a result of this innovation. More revolutionary than the invention of gun powder.


Bullshit! All it did was make a .357 retard slow. Its velocity and therefore energy is way low because of the lack of a barrel and weight to push off of. Stupid.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:15 pm

The United States is phasing out the tomahawk missile and replacing it with the bowmag!


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Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:19 pm

The Air Force is removing all of the missiles on their planes with Bowmags. I need to find out the stock ticker symbol for Bowmag and invest in them. Rich.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:20 pm

AKPirate wrote:The Air Force is removing all of the missiles on their planes with Bowmags. I need to find out the stock ticker symbol for Bowmag and invest in them. Rich.

I'd look under "Jackassery"
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:28 pm

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AKPirate wrote:The Air Force is removing all of the missiles on their planes with Bowmags. I need to find out the stock ticker symbol for Bowmag and invest in them. Rich.

I'd look under "Jackassery"



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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Goldfish » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:02 pm

AKPirate wrote:
one2many wrote:all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:


It's as real as it gets. They will be remaking game laws as a result of this innovation. More revolutionary than the invention of gun powder.

They are already illegal in MN on wild game. No joke.

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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:32 pm

Goldfish wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
one2many wrote:all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:


It's as real as it gets. They will be remaking game laws as a result of this innovation. More revolutionary than the invention of gun powder.

They are already illegal in MN on wild game. No joke.

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That's interesting. I wondered what it would be classified as. I guess MN didn't want to try and hash it into a class.


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:37 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
one2many wrote:all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:


It's as real as it gets. They will be remaking game laws as a result of this innovation. More revolutionary than the invention of gun powder.

They are already illegal in MN on wild game. No joke.

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That's interesting. I wondered what it would be classified as. I guess MN didn't want to try and hash it into a class.


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I would use it on the tame game then, too good of a weapon to leave it off the table
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:41 pm

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I would use it on the tame game then, too good of a weapon to leave it off the table


So are you saying that it is so cool that you are going to go slaughter a petting zoo? What will the children think?


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:45 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
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I would use it on the tame game then, too good of a weapon to leave it off the table


So are you saying that it is so cool that you are going to go slaughter a petting zoo? What will the children think?


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby one2many » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:37 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
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I would use it on the tame game then, too good of a weapon to leave it off the table


So are you saying that it is so cool that you are going to go slaughter a petting zoo? What will the children think?


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:37 am

AKPirate wrote:The Air Force is removing all of the missiles on their planes with Bowmags. I need to find out the stock ticker symbol for Bowmag and invest in them. Rich.




We're getting ready to send about 10 Bowmags into Syria. The carnage will cause the rest of the world to immediately destroy all their chemical weapons, and apologize to us for their ever even having them.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby Goldfish » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:56 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
one2many wrote:all this time i thought the bowmag was a big joke didnt think it was something real
holy shit i need to get out more :oops:


It's as real as it gets. They will be remaking game laws as a result of this innovation. More revolutionary than the invention of gun powder.

They are already illegal in MN on wild game. No joke.

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That's interesting. I wondered what it would be classified as. I guess MN didn't want to try and hash it into a class.


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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:19 am

I think Hammer's pissed. Everybody lighten up. Thread closed.
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Re: Duck Hammer

Postby AKPirate » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:24 pm

assateague wrote:I think Hammer's pissed. Everybody lighten up. Thread closed.


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