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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:07 pm

Just plead insanity. I guarantee they'll buy it.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:32 am

assateague wrote:Just plead insanity. I guarantee they'll buy it.

Just hit my first 10 page thread ever. So stoked right now. Whooooo hooooooo
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby assateague » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:37 am

Make sure you bring that up in your opening statement. DAs are terrified of public opinion.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:45 am

assateague wrote:Make sure you bring that up in your opening statement. DAs are terrified of public opinion.

Another great AT idea!!! This thread is going places gentlemen.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:11 pm

assateague wrote:Just plead insanity. I guarantee they'll buy it.
haha if you need character witnesses, have em subpoena all WFF members
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:27 pm

Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:Just plead insanity. I guarantee they'll buy it.
haha if you need character witnesses, have em subpoena all WFF members

I will ask olly first. Don't want him getting all pissy.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby assateague » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:39 pm

He's busy at the moment, and left Red in charge. Feel free to ask Red to authorize access to the WFF servers in Olly's stead. He'll be fine with it.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:42 pm

assateague wrote:He's busy at the moment, and left Red in charge. Feel free to ask Red to authorize access to the WFF servers in Olly's stead. He'll be fine with it.
I'm busy at work I left Sam in charge
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby assateague » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:23 pm

He probably knows more about computers, anyway.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:16 pm

That's a fact
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:28 pm

the pre-trial conference is oct 9th, looked at the paper they gave me. If this DA cant handle the truth its gunna get cereal boys.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby RonE » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:51 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:the pre-trial conference is oct 9th, looked at the paper they gave me. If this DA cant handle the truth its gunna get cereal boys.


Sounds like we're going to have to listen to this shit for another month.......What the fuck were you doing talking on a cell phone while driving anyway? :D
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:15 pm

In the event this thing goes to trial, I highly recommend you watch My Cousin Vinnie and A Few Good Men. That way you'll at least understand the the court procedure. Nothing irritates a judge more than someone defending themselves who has no idea what they're doing. Plus you might pick up some good one liners to use
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:44 pm

Redbeard wrote:In the event this thing goes to trial, I highly recommend you watch My Cousin Vinnie and A Few Good Men. That way you'll at least understand the the court procedure. Nothing irritates a judge more than someone defending themselves who has no idea what they're doing. Plus you might pick up some good one liners to use


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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:59 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Redbeard wrote:In the event this thing goes to trial, I highly recommend you watch My Cousin Vinnie and A Few Good Men. That way you'll at least understand the the court procedure. Nothing irritates a judge more than someone defending themselves who has no idea what they're doing. Plus you might pick up some good one liners to use


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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:02 pm

I got a super spicy broad that will go to court with me if I do something for her. Usually something really really boring, but shes a spice demon, and will huff and puff and act off irritated as hell at having to be there for sure. They will get the point. She's retarded, but does come off as a potential savant with her need to fiddle with everything in sight.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:53 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:17 pm

seriously, dated her for like a month. use to call her crazy tits to my friends. she would walk around flashing here tiny tits all day. she would play kitty blooper videos day in day out on you tube. absolutely loved cartoons and pot too.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:24 pm

After the trial talk her into joining WFF!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:26 pm

Redbeard wrote:After the trial talk her into joining WFF!

super sexy, but never drank and was so stoned she completely forgot she had a pleasure spot. she was like what are you doing theres my favorite commercial.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:27 pm

So she makes ya work huh
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:28 pm

Redbeard wrote:So she makes ya work huh

there was nothing to work with...just a reflection of puppy folly videos in her eyes
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:30 pm

Hahaha funny and I don't even know what puppy folly videos are
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:28 pm

Pre trial conference time...I will either leave pissed or happy.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Olly » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:34 pm

I almost forgot about this. Good luck!
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:40 pm

fight the power :D
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Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby capt1972 » Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:42 pm

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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:03 pm

Definately leaving pissed, this is going to trial at a later date. Talked with the d.a. for about 5 words.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:05 pm

sorry bro
No helicopter looking for a murder
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Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:06 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:the pre-trial conference is oct 9th, looked at the paper they gave me. If this DA cant handle the truth its gunna get cereal boys.


Sounds like it's getting cereal...good luck with the trial MB.
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