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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby sws002 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:02 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:It's not just elementary school either. College calculus and they still try to jam dumbass "tricks" to do things "faster" when all it does is complicate things worse.


In all reality there are tricks that do help in higher level math and science classes. Some of the methods are a load of bullshit but most can be tweaked slightly by eliminating a few pointless steps and will be helpful if you take the time to simplify them.


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I can’t even remember how to do derivatives/integrals the "right way"

I remember an h being involved.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:04 pm

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Woody wrote:
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NuffDaddy wrote:It's not just elementary school either. College calculus and they still try to jam dumbass "tricks" to do things "faster" when all it does is complicate things worse.


In all reality there are tricks that do help in higher level math and science classes. Some of the methods are a load of bullshit but most can be tweaked slightly by eliminating a few pointless steps and will be helpful if you take the time to simplify them.


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I can’t even remember how to do derivatives/integrals the "right way"

I remember an h being involved.


Wut?

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby sws002 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:05 pm

Woody wrote:
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Woody wrote:
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NuffDaddy wrote:It's not just elementary school either. College calculus and they still try to jam dumbass "tricks" to do things "faster" when all it does is complicate things worse.


In all reality there are tricks that do help in higher level math and science classes. Some of the methods are a load of bullshit but most can be tweaked slightly by eliminating a few pointless steps and will be helpful if you take the time to simplify them.


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I can’t even remember how to do derivatives/integrals the "right way"

I remember an h being involved.


Wut?

IDK


Fuck, you had me spinning for a while, wondering what the fuck this "h" you were speaking of was...
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:06 pm

Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:07 pm

sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:[quote="NuffDaddy"]
It's not just elementary school either. College calculus and they still try to jam dumbass "tricks" to do things "faster" when all it does is complicate things worse.


It's in derivatives.

In all reality there are tricks that do help in higher level math and science classes. Some of the methods are a load of bullshit but most can be tweaked slightly by eliminating a few pointless steps and will be helpful if you take the time to simplify them.


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I can’t even remember how to do derivatives/integrals the "right way"

I remember an h being involved.


Wut?

IDK


Fuck, you had me spinning for a while, wondering what the fuck this "h" you were speaking of was...[/quote]


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby sws002 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:15 pm

Woody wrote:Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.


The one on the left is an integral function, the one on the right is a limit function.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:18 pm

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Woody wrote:Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.


The one on the left is an integral function, the one on the right is a limit function.


And your point?

Image
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby sws002 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:23 pm

Woody wrote:
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Woody wrote:Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.


The one on the left is an integral function, the one on the right is a limit function.


And your point?

Image


First of all, "h" is arbitrary in this case, you could literally insert any letter there, it doesn't mean anything. Secondly, integrating and deriving don't require this "h", because it is part of a limit function, which is completely unrelated to the process of deriving/integrating. I didn't say there wasn't an "h" in math, just not one in the process of integrating/deriving.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:29 pm

sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:
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Woody wrote:Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.


The one on the left is an integral function, the one on the right is a limit function.


And your point?

Image


First of all, "h" is arbitrary in this case, you could literally insert any letter there, it doesn't mean anything. Secondly, integrating and deriving don't require this "h", because it is part of a limit function, which is completely unrelated to the process of deriving/integrating. I didn't say there wasn't an "h" in math, just not one in the process of integrating/deriving.


I don't want to make you look stupid, but...

Definition. Let y = f(x) be a function. The derivative of f is the function whose value at x is the limit
Image
provided this limit exists.

If this limit exists for each x in an open interval I, then we say that f is differentiable on I.


and the "h" is the standard mathematical symbol used... but yes it is arbitrary
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby one2many » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:37 pm

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby sws002 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:42 pm

Woody wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.


The one on the left is an integral function, the one on the right is a limit function.


And your point?

Image


First of all, "h" is arbitrary in this case, you could literally insert any letter there, it doesn't mean anything. Secondly, integrating and deriving don't require this "h", because it is part of a limit function, which is completely unrelated to the process of deriving/integrating. I didn't say there wasn't an "h" in math, just not one in the process of integrating/deriving.


I don't want to make you look stupid, but...

Definition. Let y = f(x) be a function. The derivative of f is the function whose value at x is the limit
Image
provided this limit exists.

If this limit exists for each x in an open interval I, then we say that f is differentiable on I.


and the "h" is the standard mathematical symbol used... but yes it is arbitrary


Technically yes. "H" is the standard mathematical symbol used when determining if a function is differentiable, but as far as the actual process itself, it is not really required, just shows up in the limit parts.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:44 pm

I said nothing different :thumbsup:

Just that there was an h involved somewhere and that is all I could remember. :beer:
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby one2many » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:45 pm

you guys pick up chicks with this talk?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:47 pm

one2many wrote:you guys pick up chicks with this talk?


Oh you know it...

100% honest here, I had to google that shit. I can't rememer one damn thing from Calc.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:49 pm

sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:
sws002 wrote:
Woody wrote:
sws002 wrote:[quote="Woody"]Image

All I know is it looks to be stabbing a zero.


The one on the left is an integral function, the one on the right is a limit function.


And your point?

Image


First of all, "h" is arbitrary in this case, you could literally insert any letter there, it doesn't mean anything. Secondly, integrating and deriving don't require this "h", because it is part of a limit function, which is completely unrelated to the process of deriving/integrating. I didn't say there wasn't an "h" in math, just not one in the process of integrating/deriving.


I don't want to make you look stupid, but...

Definition. Let y = f(x) be a function. The derivative of f is the function whose value at x is the limit
Image
provided this limit exists.

If this limit exists for each x in an open interval I, then we say that f is differentiable on I.


and the "h" is the standard mathematical symbol used... but yes it is arbitrary


Technically yes. "H" is the standard mathematical symbol used when determining if a function is differentiable, but as far as the actual process itself, it is not really required, just shows up in the limit parts.[/quote]

Who gives a fuck what h is. This tread is about the stupidity of modern schoolin. Please stay on topic we were doing so well with this one.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby sws002 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:51 pm

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Who gives a fuck what h is. This tread is about the stupidity of modern schoolin. Please stay on topic we were doing so well with this one.

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:52 pm

Thank you for your cooperation.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:54 pm

If they made tens, or figured out which fact family h was in, it probably wouldn't be a problem. (no pun intended)
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:00 pm

assateague wrote:If they made tens, or figured out which fact family h was in, it probably wouldn't be a problem. (no pun intended)


What did you just say about my mother?
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:04 pm

Dammit woody that's going to get us off topic.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby assateague » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:25 pm

Don't worry, nobody's kids are home from school yet today. No matter how off topic it gets, I'm sure I or someone will have something to post. Almost guarantee it.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:59 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:There is also the other side where they show you the long way, then a week later they show you a shortcut that takes half the time and thought.


This. Ever tried doing derivation and integration long-hand? No fucking way I want to ever do that shit again. I'll take the shortcut, thank you very much.

I remember doing it in high school the long way for a week. Then we got the easy way.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:05 pm

assateague wrote:Don't worry, nobody's kids are home from school yet today. No matter how off topic it gets, I'm sure I or someone will have something to post. Almost guarantee it.

Don't be so sure. Over of the local school districts has had about 5 half days this year. All because it was too hot to be in school.

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:08 pm

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assateague wrote:Don't worry, nobody's kids are home from school yet today. No matter how off topic it gets, I'm sure I or someone will have something to post. Almost guarantee it.

Don't be so sure. Over of the local school districts has had about 5 half days this year. All because it was too hot to be in school.

Yes. I'm serious...


Bullshit! What a fucking joke.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:12 pm

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assateague wrote:Don't worry, nobody's kids are home from school yet today. No matter how off topic it gets, I'm sure I or someone will have something to post. Almost guarantee it.

Don't be so sure. Over of the local school districts has had about 5 half days this year. All because it was too hot to be in school.

Yes. I'm serious...


Bullshit! What a fucking joke.


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It's the district I went to school in. They say it isn't fair because not all of the schools have A/C.

Didn't have A/C when I was there either, but we didn't miss any days for heat. Bullshit is right.

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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:17 pm

I wonder if the dipshits making decisions realize that there was a time when AC didn't exist and people manned the fuck up and got over it. Open some windows and flip on some fans.


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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:17 pm

I've had a couple days off when I was younger for it being too cold. Never remember days off for heat though.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby Woody » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:40 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I've had a couple days off when I was younger for it being too cold. Never remember days off for heat though.


Same
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby bill herian » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:51 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I've had a couple days off when I was younger for it being too cold. Never remember days off for heat though.


Those days were the best, gave Pa and myself a chance to make some firewood during the week so we could spend the weekend ice fishing.
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Re: School Venting Begins

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:09 pm

I remember days off for it being too hot, also a few days off during winter when boiler went out.
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