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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:25 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:27 pm

Much better, Captain.
I knew you'd figure it out.
But all the others...
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:50 pm

Red, those were really nice.

AT, I love the idea of you counting all the sounds....you are compelled to do so.

As I have mentioned, there is a 50/50 chance I am not going to follow the formal rules of Haiku....
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:50 pm

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TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:52 pm

Tomcat is fooling
He never follows the rules
Not 50/50


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:47 pm

More like Acorns 60/40
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:06 pm

Redbeard wrote:A field of cotton
as if the moon
had flowered
Redbeard wrote:I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching
Redbeard wrote:Cold night: the wild duck,
sick, falls from the sky
and sleeps awhile



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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:07 pm

The rules dont say shit
About having to count stuff
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:10 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:A field of cotton
as if the moon
had flowered
Redbeard wrote:I kill an ant
and realize my three children
have been watching
Redbeard wrote:Cold night: the wild duck,
sick, falls from the sky
and sleeps awhile



That is some deep shit! I'm talking Jack Handey deep.

It is impressive, but very unnerving too.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:15 pm

TomKat blows gasket,
Been hanging out with Aunt Betty
meltdown coming soon



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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:28 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:TomKat blows gasket,
Been hanging out with Aunt Betty
meltdown coming soon



MY FIRST EVER HAIKU


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:34 pm

I am tired
Its been a long week
Bout time for pizza


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:54 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:TomKat blows gasket,
Been hanging out with Aunt Betty
meltdown coming soon



MY FIRST EVER HAIKU

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby assateague » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:33 pm

Tomkat wrote:Red, those were really nice.

AT, I love the idea of you counting all the sounds....you are compelled to do so.

As I have mentioned, there is a 50/50 chance I am not going to follow the formal rules of Haiku....


It really is a sickness of mine.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:39 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:50 pm

Upon


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:52 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:53 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:54 pm

Haiku


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:54 pm

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:57 pm

That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:00 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


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I would agree!
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:05 pm

capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


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I would agree!


Nothing was ever being directed at TK, was just playing with AT in the One Word Thread.
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:10 pm

AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


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I would agree!


Nothing was ever being directed at TK, was just playing with AT in the One Word Thread.


I know who it was directed at and that's why I joined in. I just didn't want to trash this thread up. I like TK's haikus and don't want to loose this thread too. Couldn't take two filibusters in one week.


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby capt1972 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:13 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


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I would agree!


Nothing was ever being directed at TK, was just playing with AT in the One Word Thread.


I know who it was directed at and that's why I joined in. I just didn't want to trash this thread up. I like TK's haikus and don't want to loose this thread too. Couldn't take two filibusters in one week.


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:14 pm

Duck hammer is cool
Hope he has a good season
And shoots a band



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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:15 pm

Thanks TK, hope things go great for you as well.


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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:41 pm

AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


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I would agree!


Nothing was ever being directed at TK, was just playing with AT in the One Word Thread.


AK butt pirate is funny,
I love watching ak st troppers
Reminds me of redbeard.

On a side note the only person I ever met from ak was a wild woman I totally defiled. Not Sara Palin, but a lot of fun. I had to go to confession over her.



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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:49 pm

Tomkat wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:That's the most complete sentence we've ever made. Now leave TK alone.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

I would agree!


Nothing was ever being directed at TK, was just playing with AT in the One Word Thread.


AK butt pirate is funny,
I love watching ak st troppers
Reminds me of redbeard.

On a side note the only person I ever met from ak was a wild woman I totally defiled. Not Sara Palin, but a lot of fun. I had to go to confession over her.



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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

Postby Tomkat » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:21 am

Find a way to win
Alex Smith is not Joe Montana
But good enough

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