So it's illegal to blow duck calls while driving...

[Tiler_J]

So lets get back on track. My wife is out of town for the weekend. I'm thinking Bar then strip club. What y'all think?

That was in the other thread, you are welcome. But, sounds like a great plan!

[GadwallGetter530]

Sent from my Vox Mortem

The kid clearly needs some help. Jokes are jokes and that's it! I'm still baffled about the fact you were not even talking about him.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river[/quote]

Hey I see now it wasn't directed towards me. I did get help for 4 years through therapy and counseling. Believe me, I should have been in the nut house a few years ago.[/quote]


HOLY ****!!!! Aunt BETTY? Is that you?[/quote]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?[/quote]

I thought you were going to sleep. Betty was a member in here who was a little nutty but a real good guy.


Sent from my Vox Mortem[/quote]

Sleep doesn't come to those who drink coffee at 11:00 PM.[/quote]

In the winter I drink coffee all day. It doesn't do much to me any more. I can drink 3 cups and go right to bed. It's just a hot smelly drink now.

[R. Chapman]

Sent from my Vox Mortem

The kid clearly needs some help. Jokes are jokes and that's it! I'm still baffled about the fact you were not even talking about him.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Hey I see now it wasn't directed towards me. I did get help for 4 years through therapy and counseling. Believe me, I should have been in the nut house a few years ago.[/quote]


HOLY ****!!!! Aunt BETTY? Is that you?[/quote]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?[/quote]

I thought you were going to sleep. Betty was a member in here who was a little nutty but a real good guy.


Sent from my Vox Mortem[/quote]

Sleep doesn't come to those who drink coffee at 11:00 PM.[/quote]
Sure it does, you just didn't put enough Jack Daniels in it![/quote]

Alcohol isn't a mans friend, it's his bitch.

[one2many]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Fuck me, You need to write a book about your life and sell that shit as a soap opera.

Thanks for sharing. Now I think I'm gonna slit my wrist's. "See I used the green smiley face." So its ok.

It has been an interesting life so far!

tad more tragedy then i would want to deal with

[GadwallGetter530]

So lets get back on track. My wife is out of town for the weekend. I'm thinking Bar then strip club. What y'all think?

That was in the other thread, you are welcome. But, sounds like a great plan!

I know it was in the other thread. Just trying to hijack the thread from the dead sisters and gay cowboy direction it has been heading.

[Tiler_J]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Fuck me, You need to write a book about your life and sell that shit as a soap opera.

Thanks for sharing. Now I think I'm gonna slit my wrist's. "See I used the green smiley face." So its ok.

It has been an interesting life so far!

tad more tragedy then i would want to deal with

You got to have low points to really enjoy the high points.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Are these real things or troll things? That's a lot of shit Tiler...

[AKPirate]

Thread closed {Edited by Morning Beef}

[GadwallGetter530]

Thread closed {Edited by Morning Beef}

[one2many]

rex you need to work on your quote skills a little man. its hard for me to follow a long. maybe if you spent more time quoting and less time shooting clays you could be a interwebz stallion...it would get you far more poon

[Tiler_J]

Sent from my Vox Mortem

The kid clearly needs some help. Jokes are jokes and that's it! I'm still baffled about the fact you were not even talking about him.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Hey I see now it wasn't directed towards me. I did get help for 4 years through therapy and counseling. Believe me, I should have been in the nut house a few years ago.

HOLY ****!!!! Aunt BETTY? Is that you?[/quote]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?[/quote]

I thought you were going to sleep. Betty was a member in here who was a little nutty but a real good guy.


Sent from my Vox Mortem[/quote]

Sleep doesn't come to those who drink coffee at 11:00 PM.[/quote]
Sure it does, you just didn't put enough Jack Daniels in it![/quote]

Alcohol isn't a mans friend, it's his bitch.[/quote]
In that case, I prefer my bitch with coke.

[Feelin' Fowl]

rex you need to work on your quote skills a little man. its hard for me to follow a long. maybe if you spent more time quoting and less time shooting clays you could be a interwebz stallion...it would get you far more poon

O2M is giving advice on quotes?!? What has this place become???

[one2many]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Fuck me, You need to write a book about your life and sell that shit as a soap opera.

Thanks for sharing. Now I think I'm gonna slit my wrist's. "See I used the green smiley face." So its ok.

It has been an interesting life so far!

tad more tragedy then i would want to deal with

You got to have low points to really enjoy the high points.

one of my kittens just leaped off my lap and went over and puked on the couch,does that count?

[one2many]

rex you need to work on your quote skills a little man. its hard for me to follow a long. maybe if you spent more time quoting and less time shooting clays you could be a interwebz stallion...it would get you far more poon

O2M is giving advice on quotes?!? What has this place become???

FUCKER lol

[Feelin' Fowl]

rex you need to work on your quote skills a little man. its hard for me to follow a long. maybe if you spent more time quoting and less time shooting clays you could be a interwebz stallion...it would get you far more poon

FUCKER lol
O2M is giving advice on quotes?!? What has this place become???

FIFY

[Tiler_J]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Fuck me, You need to write a book about your life and sell that shit as a soap opera.

Thanks for sharing. Now I think I'm gonna slit my wrist's. "See I used the green smiley face." So its ok.

It has been an interesting life so far!

tad more tragedy then i would want to deal with

You got to have low points to really enjoy the high points.

one of my kittens just leaped off my lap and went over and puked on the couch,does that count?[/quote]
Sure does, enjoy the fact that it got off your lap first.

[GadwallGetter530]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

[one2many]

day shift is going to be in for a surprise when they get into this thread

[Feelin' Fowl]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

[one2many]

Sure does, enjoy the fact that it got off your lap first.

no kidding it made me gag cleaning it off. thank god it was on the leather couch.

[Bootlipkiller]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

Your going to have a great time I'm sure! But I would say 5% chance he makes you into a blind bag.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

[one2many]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

his youtube vids kind of spooked me a little

[one2many]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

Your going to have a great time I'm sure! But I would say 5% chance he makes you into a blind bag.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

50/50

[Tiler_J]

Sure does, enjoy the fact that it got off your lap first.

no kidding it made me gag cleaning it off. thank god it was on the leather couch.

Haha, my son got sick a few months ago and threw up on our bedroom floor. It was awful, it took us four days to get all the smell out of the carpet.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

Your going to have a great time I'm sure! But I would say 5% chance he makes you into a blind bag.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

It could happen. He did just have a bunch of shit stolen...not sure if he has a new blind bag yet

[GadwallGetter530]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

He seems like the kind of guy that would tell you all he knows about duck hunting....

[AKPirate]

Who the hell is aunt Betty?

As of Saturday morning, AB is my new hunting partner

So what's he like in real life. I can only picture him as a cartoon character.

I'll find out Saturday. He's a regular dude over the phone, and through text. He knows a shit ton about killing ducks. I'm really looking forward to it

He seems like the kind of guy that would tell you all he knows about duck hunting....

Take lots of pics.

[Feelin' Fowl]

He seems like the kind of guy that would tell you all he knows about duck hunting....

I actually think he does know a lot. We've talked a lot, and he has all kinds of tips and tricks.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Take lots of pics.

I'll be taking pictures. Might have to destroy the evidence though.

It's going to get down around 50 degrees tomorrow night, and colder on Saturday night. We might actually see some movement.

[one2many]

Sure does, enjoy the fact that it got off your lap first.

no kidding it made me gag cleaning it off. thank god it was on the leather couch.

Haha, my son got sick a few months ago and threw up on our bedroom floor. It was awful, it took us four days to get all the smell out of the carpet.

over the summer i had house guests and i would watch the baby at times. i forgot how bad dirt diapers are. i walk around in cow shit, get shoulder deep ith their ass and snatch with out hesitation but a crap filled diaper makes me about puke