So it's illegal to blow duck calls while driving...

[Bootlipkiller]

He seems like the kind of guy that would tell you all he knows about duck hunting....

I actually think he does know a lot. We've talked a lot, and he has all kinds of tips and tricks.

You can tell by the things he says he knows his stuff! Just like how I can tell goldfish doesn't know crap. Hahahahaha


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

[Feelin' Fowl]

He seems like the kind of guy that would tell you all he knows about duck hunting....

I actually think he does know a lot. We've talked a lot, and he has all kinds of tips and tricks.

You can tell by the things he says he knows his stuff! Just like how I can tell goldfish doesn't know crap. Hahahahaha


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

BAZINGA!

[QH's Paw]

Mostly flat unless you're in Yellowstone. That isn't even part of the state, just a paradise to see all the game you want.

Really, do tell, I'm all ears, tell me all about this flatland you call Wyoming.

[AKPirate]

Mostly flat unless you're in Yellowstone. That isn't even part of the state, just a paradise to see all the game you want.

Really, do tell, I'm all ears, tell me all about this flatland you call Wyoming.

Yeah, that was an eye opener for me too

[QH's Paw]

7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

I didn't realize you and Gaddy had been friends that long.

[GadwallGetter530]

7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

I didn't realize you and Gaddy had been friends that long.

Joke has been said already about Red. Swing and a miss.

[assateague]

I don't believe you

I'm with red.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

from Helena

this explains it. They're all a little "special" in Helena

[goodkarmarising]

How did I miss this little gem of a thread.

[The Duck Hammer]

It kinda sprung up over night.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

[flight control]

You guys are all getting trolled. This is obviously morning beef's wigger alter ego. Come on homie, take your meds and be cool.

[Redbeard]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Reference number 8- Is that Red?

sonuvabitch I wasn't even around to defend myself big man

[Tomkat]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Does that mean we can joke about people drowning?

[Redbeard]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Does that mean we can joke about people drowning?

let it go

[Tiler_J]

Hey Chapman, here are some things that have happened in my life don't joke about anything that might remind me that.
1. My grandfather shot himself in the head when I was younger.
2. My Dad's cousin killed his wife, 3 of his 4 kids, and himself.
3. My Mom's cousin had a gender reassignment surgery, female to male.
4. One of my good friends growing up got way into drugs, went nuts, and is serving 17 years in prison.
5.. My Mother, Uncle, and Cousin are all diabetic.
6. A good friend of mine died 2 years ago of lung cancer
7. A good friend of mine died when he was ejected from his truck and it rolled over him and crushed him.
8. One of my best friends for the past 20 years is gay.

Please do not make any jokes or comments that might reference any of these subjects.

Or, realize that we are here to have fun. Things will be said that you may not agree with or that you have issues with. We all know now, no sister jokes with you, flying off the handle when a joke was made got that point across. But, not in a very good way. You could have handled it in a better way and still made your point.

Does that mean we can joke about people drowning?

With me, sure! It's not on my list.

You can actually joke about anything on my list too. There are some good ones on there.

[jehler]

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guiness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guiness Stout and drowned."
Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, no Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

[jehler]

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[jehler]

A Mother-in-law decides to see if her three son-in-law's love her or at least appreciate her...
The next day while strolling along the river with her first son-in-law, she lets herself fall into the water and starts to drown.
Without hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in the river and saves his mother-in-law.
The next day, in front of his house, he finds a new car, a City Honda, with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.
She undertakes the same scenario with her second eldest son-in-law. This one too, dives into the river and saves his mother-in-law. The next day, he too, in front of his house, finds a new car: the same City Honda with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your mother-in-law.
The same scenario occurs with the third son-in-law, she falls in the water and starts to drown. He watches his mother-in-law drown while thinking to himself: I've been waiting a long time for this!
The next day, in front of his house, he sees a brand new Mercedez with a little note on the windshield: Thank-you on behalf of your father-in-law.

[jehler]

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

[Flightstopper]

Better make sure your inbox is empty

[jehler]

a man was swimming in a lake and started to drown. a boat came by and said "do u need help?" and the man said no thanks god will save me. after a while another boat came by and said "do u need help?" and he said no thanks god will save me. after a while he drowned to death. he came to heaven and asked god, "why didn't u save me?" and god said " I sent u 2 boats idiot."

[assateague]

[jehler]

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."
The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"
The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law. "
The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

[jehler]

Drowning

Assateuge fell into a well and was screaming for help.

His wife Jlo came with a rope to help:
Assa : How much did you buy the rope?
Jlo: $25
Assa: (Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What!!! Return it now now, go to the bargain bin on fourth street he sells it for $12.50, Hurry up before I die here oh!

Only The Funny Jokes

[assateague]

Ok, listen fucker- if you screw up the Olly/Cabela's deal, and I lose out on 15,000 Cabela's points, I'm gonna paint mustard dicks on your truck. And give you horrible Yelp reviews.

[jehler]

Lol, what the hell is yelp?

[Bootlipkiller]

Lol, what the hell is yelp?

It's like the controversial issues form on here. It's a place for people to bitch about everything.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

[assateague]

Lol, what the hell is yelp?

You'll find out, fucker. I've already got my boat and shotgun shells picked out from the catalog.

[jehler]

So, my 13 year old daughter is going to the varsity football game tonight with a girl friend by themselves, TC central vs TC west, big game....

Why the fuck does this make me so nervous?

[jehler]

You'll find out, fucker.

Don't know why this has me laughing so hard, you get that coupon I sent you this morning?