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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Olly » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:01 pm

Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:44 pm

:lol:
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:48 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Tattoos and piercings are hot on women.

Damn GKR, I see what you mean. Who could resist this hot beauty?

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:58 pm

Easily. That's a dude.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tiler_J » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:02 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Easily. That's a dude.

You can tell by his Adams.....Apples.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:03 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Easily. That's a dude.

Yep, that's what I thought but, here is the link.

http://www.bajiroo.com/2013/05/24-fat-a ... ody-parts/
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tiler_J » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:08 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Easily. That's a dude.

Yep, that's what I thought but, here is the link.

http://www.bajiroo.com/2013/05/24-fat-a ... ody-parts/

Well, it is on the Internet so it must be true.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:08 pm

Damn! Thats a nice website you found there.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:12 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Damn! Thats a nice website you found there.

Pure gold, right?

Tiler_J wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Easily. That's a dude.

Yep, that's what I thought but, here is the link.

http://www.bajiroo.com/2013/05/24-fat-a ... ody-parts/

Well, it is on the Internet so it must be true.

No shit, first rule of the internet there, right?
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tiler_J » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:19 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Damn! Thats a nice website you found there.

Pure gold, right?

Tiler_J wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Easily. That's a dude.

Yep, that's what I thought but, here is the link.

http://www.bajiroo.com/2013/05/24-fat-a ... ody-parts/

Well, it is on the Internet so it must be true.

No shit, first rule of the internet there, right?

Absolutely! Has to be true! It is the golden rule. :lol:
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:20 pm

QH's Paw wrote:Pure gold, right?

Yea, tons.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby goodkarmarising » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Juice Box » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:52 am

That ruined a perfectly good thread with some sex offender who thins he's a large house cat. WFF over!?!?!?


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Juice Box » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:53 am

WTF*


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby QH's Paw » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:31 am

Juice Box wrote:That ruined a perfectly good thread with some sex offender who thins he's a large house cat. WFF over!?!?!?


Merica!

I posted "it" just for you fruit juice. :lol:
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tomkat » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:00 am

goodkarmarising wrote:Tattoos and piercings are hot on women.


We are gonna take this up in the blind.



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby jarbo03 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:07 am

I'm not big on tattoos. Hers are different though, most girls go with the tramp stamp, Panama City license plate, or ho tag.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:27 am

jarbo03 wrote:I'm not big on tattoos. Hers are different though, most girls go with the tramp stamp, Panama City license plate, or ho tag.

My favorite is the tramp stamp that says "trailer park trash." I've seen it, and the description fit the bill. Unfortunately I was in too much awe to think about getting a picture.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tomkat » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:37 am

Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:58 am

Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

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Yes. Didn't you?



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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby RickC » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:30 am

QH's Paw wrote:Nothing like having the first chapter to a novel tattooed on your side or, is that the bylaws of her gang.

It's the "Serenity Prayer". She says that and help from her dad, 33 yr Army vet, kept her from suicide as a youngsster.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Bulldog0156 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:33 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

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Yes. Didn't you?



I think we'd get along fine until you start bible thumping around me.

It's a big book, might thump you unconscious if you're caught off guard!
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:22 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

Sent from my phone.


Yes. Didn't you?



I think we'd get along fine until you start bible thumping around me.

It's a big book, might thump you unconscious if you're caught off guard!


That's how they got the original believers LOL
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tomkat » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:06 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

Sent from my phone.


Yes. Didn't you?



I think we'd get along fine until you start bible thumping around me.


I'm not a thumper. I only worry about my own soul. I don't give a fuck what gun you shoot or what you believe. Me, I am going for eternal salvation. You will have your own judgement day, thats none of my business.



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:31 pm

Tomkat wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

Sent from my phone.


Yes. Didn't you?



I think we'd get along fine until you start bible thumping around me.


I'm not a thumper. I only worry about my own soul. I don't give a fuck what gun you shoot or what you believe. Me, I think I am going for eternal salvation. I believe you will have your own judgement day, thats none of my business.



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I'm going to go ahead and fix that for you.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Olly » Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:23 am

Tomkat wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



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Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

Sent from my phone.


Yes. Didn't you?



I think we'd get along fine until you start bible thumping around me.


I'm not a thumper. I only worry about my own soul. I don't give a fuck what gun you shoot or what you believe. Me, I am going for eternal salvation. You will have your own judgement day, thats none of my business.



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com


Riggggghhhhhhtttttttttt

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:01 am

Olly wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Olly wrote:[quote="Tomkat"]Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.

Not the kind you would take home to mother.

To each their own.



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com


Did you learn how to talk about women like that in bible study?

Sent from my phone.


Yes. Didn't you?



I think we'd get along fine until you start bible thumping around me.


I'm not a thumper. I only worry about my own soul. I don't give a fuck what gun you shoot or what you believe. Me, I am going for eternal salvation. You will have your own judgement day, thats none of my business.



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com


Riggggghhhhhhtttttttttt

Sent from my phone.[/quote]

I read this in dr. Evils voice
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tomkat » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:03 pm

Jarbo have u ever heard me preach one word??



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:07 pm

Tomkat wrote:Jarbo have u ever heard me preach one word??



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Eric Haynes » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:05 pm

Tomkat wrote:Jarbo have u ever heard me preach one word??



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I have, and I have never met you. I just hope your lord forgives you for all of your sins.
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