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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:05 am

Goldfish wrote:
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3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?

Because a circle of slightly larger diameter can't fall into a hole of smaller diameter, where as a square of larger size can still fall into a square hole that is smaller by turning it.

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:07 am

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?


I gotta hear this.



No shit, real talk. They're round because it's physically impossible to drop them into the hole. They were briefly square, but a square lid can be dropped into a square hole, diagonally, but not a round lid into a round hole.

Just some Tuesday morning trivia.



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Goldfish » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:56 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?

Because a circle of slightly larger diameter can't fall into a hole of smaller diameter, where as a square of larger size can still fall into a square hole that is smaller by turning it.

sent from a phancy fone

Little late hoss.


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Minute late. Bah

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:57 am

Goldfish wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="jarbo03"]Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?

Because a circle of slightly larger diameter can't fall into a hole of smaller diameter, where as a square of larger size can still fall into a square hole that is smaller by turning it.

sent from a phancy fone

Little late hoss.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

Minute late. Bah

sent from a phancy fone[/quote]

That classifies as a little...


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Goldfish » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:11 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
assateague wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"][quote="jarbo03"]Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?

Because a circle of slightly larger diameter can't fall into a hole of smaller diameter, where as a square of larger size can still fall into a square hole that is smaller by turning it.

sent from a phancy fone

Little late hoss.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

Minute late. Bah

sent from a phancy fone[/quote]

That classifies as a little...


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:16 am

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:14 pm

assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?


I gotta hear this.



No shit, real talk. They're round because it's physically impossible to drop them into the hole. They were briefly square, but a square lid can be dropped into a square hole, diagonally, but not a round lid into a round hole.

Just some Tuesday morning trivia.

This is seriously 100% true. No bullshit here.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:23 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="jarbo03"]Get back on topic you fuckin assholes. :tk: :tk:

A square plate is the only plate to have!

Yea! You can put more food on square plates



You know why manhole covers are round, not square?


I gotta hear this.



No shit, real talk. They're round because it's physically impossible to drop them into the hole. They were briefly square, but a square lid can be dropped into a square hole, diagonally, but not a round lid into a round hole.

Just some Tuesday morning trivia.

This is seriously 100% true. No bullshit here.[/quote]

Y'all got manholes onda ship Captain?


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:27 pm

aye aye
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:58 pm

rebelp74 wrote:aye aye

I think manholes are all they have on the ship.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:00 pm

2shay
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:03 pm

rebelp74 wrote:2shay

Am I right? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:05 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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Am I right? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sadly yes :oops:
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tiler_J » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:10 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:aye aye

I think manholes are all they have on the ship.

Manholes and Sea Men.....
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:12 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
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rebelp74 wrote:aye aye

I think manholes are all they have on the ship.

Manholes and Sea Men.....

Oilers, wipers, mates, dick hands
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tiler_J » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:13 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
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rebelp74 wrote:aye aye

I think manholes are all they have on the ship.

Manholes and Sea Men.....

Oilers, wipers, mates, dick hands

You are a cabin boy on a gay cruise ship aren't you?
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:14 pm

:lol: ... 8-)
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:22 pm

And what's the name of the guy who steers the boat?
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:22 pm

Don't forget about the poopdeck
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:40 pm

3legged_lab wrote:And what's the name of the guy who steers the boat?

coxswain
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:55 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:And what's the name of the guy who steers the boat?

coxswain

Haha
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tiler_J » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:57 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Don't forget about the poopdeck

I'm sure it is all over the deck!
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:18 pm

Probably wouldn't be the first time Reb got poop on his deck
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:23 pm

Yet to happen
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:24 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Yet to happen...allegedly



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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Redbeard » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:26 pm

Ohhhhhh
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:28 pm

fags
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby capt1972 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:39 am

didn't this thread start with a picture of a slut? just sayin
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby AKPirate » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:48 am

capt1972 wrote:didn't this thread start with a picture of a slut? just sayin


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby Tomkat » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:57 am

capt1972 wrote:didn't this thread start with a picture of a slut? just sayin


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