I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby vincentpa » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:56 pm

jehler wrote:
bill herian wrote:We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull


I think it's time you lay off the dope.
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby jehler » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:59 pm

vincentpa wrote:
jehler wrote:
bill herian wrote:We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull


I think it's time you lay off the dope.
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:01 pm

jehler wrote:
vincentpa wrote:
jehler wrote:
bill herian wrote:We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull


I think it's time you lay off the dope.
drug free for 18 years vinny, still feel like I'm tripping 3 days out of five though

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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby bill herian » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:40 pm

jehler wrote:You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull


No, Jehler, my life isn't "Fear and Loathing in Traverse City".
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby RonE » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:48 pm

Need to bring back DDT. Very effective against mosquitos but be careful, if exposed, it will make your babies be born naked.
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby vincentpa » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:53 pm

Got the playboy channel rolling. My wife asked me if there was anything on relaxing. I asked what about this? She said no. I think it's time I brought u p my dance partner today.
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby Weston81 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:58 pm

Take a rocks glass and put about a 1/2 inch of red wine in it, then cover the top of glass with plastic wrap, . Poke 10-20 holes in the wrap with a toothpick and slaughter city. Do a couple if the problem is really bad and you should catch a ton. Serve it up to your most hated neighbors as a vintage merlot.
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby assateague » Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:44 am

bill herian wrote:
jehler wrote:You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull


No, Jehler, my life isn't "Fear and Loathing in Traverse City".



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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby jehler » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:04 am

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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:15 am

bill herian wrote:
jehler wrote:You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull


No, Jehler, my life isn't "Fear and Loathing in Traverse City".



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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:22 am

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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby assateague » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:25 am

If you just caught that one, you really should consider just releasing it in your kitchen. but don't tell the wife. Tell Jr., though. Otherwise he'll make a contraption to kill it and make a pair of ear muffs out of it.
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Re: I HATE FRUIT FLIES!!!

Postby vincentpa » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:24 pm

I thought a mouse making a chump out of me last year was bad. This is far worse. You got punked by a bunch of fruit flies.


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