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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:40 am

one2many wrote:i still want to tap this girl!!!! tomkat i dont understand your dislike for the girl, do you know her? if you do tell her to call me up

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby RonE » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:12 am

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FlintRiverFowler wrote:Nope, the kind where there's always some gimmick to get people to come, a celebrity of some sort coming to speak, a big giveaway, a big party, raffles where you can win a car, auctions. Concerts... They had Lee Greenwood come and sing his song " God bless the USA" during their massive fireworks show this past 4th of July. Oh and every other year the preacher takes a group on a tour of the holy land. Costs like 2,000$ per person.


What the hell kind of church is that? I wouldn't walk within 10 miles of that place.

Not even for a chance to win a car? :lol:
"On the seventh day the lord gave away a Chrysler!"

Not even to win a car. That list is complete bullshit. I'll just sit in my wood backed pew and listen to the preacher.


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I no longer have to turn down invitations to "visit" other peoples churches, I have Landover Baptist.
I attend services when I care to and I'm not looked down upon at Landover Baptist.
Landover Baptist stands for true Christian values.

I am pretty sure that Miss Kansas is a member of Landover Baptist Church too.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby RonE » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:15 am

AKPirate wrote:
one2many wrote:i still want to tap this girl!!!! tomkat i dont understand your dislike for the girl, do you know her? if you do tell her to call me up

:lol:

Jesus is watching you spank your monkey.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:21 am

RonE wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Nope, the kind where there's always some gimmick to get people to come, a celebrity of some sort coming to speak, a big giveaway, a big party, raffles where you can win a car, auctions. Concerts... They had Lee Greenwood come and sing his song " God bless the USA" during their massive fireworks show this past 4th of July. Oh and every other year the preacher takes a group on a tour of the holy land. Costs like 2,000$ per person.


What the hell kind of church is that? I wouldn't walk within 10 miles of that place.

Not even for a chance to win a car? :lol:
"On the seventh day the lord gave away a Chrysler!"

Not even to win a car. That list is complete bullshit. I'll just sit in my wood backed pew and listen to the preacher.


Sent from a cutdown OLT


I found Jesus and I am saved! Praise Jesus! It may see strange to you but my salvation came through the Landover Baptist Church. I urge you to take 5 minutes to check out their web site and you will see worship in a different light.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

I no longer have to turn down invitations to "visit" other peoples churches, I have Landover Baptist.
I attend services when I care to and I'm not looked down upon at Landover Baptist.
Landover Baptist stands for true Christian values.

I am pretty sure that Miss Kansas is a member of Landover Baptist Church too.


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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby bill herian » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:35 am

"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."

I'm in.
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:06 pm

this thread needs to get back on topic. this little girl is smoking hot, and jarbo is working on getting her number for me :D
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby assateague » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:13 pm

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:14 pm

im going to call it just to see what it is
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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:16 pm

busy signal, must be hers i imagine her phone stays pretty busy
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Re: Miss Kansas

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Re: Miss Kansas

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:25 pm

bless you!!
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